Funny / Baby Looney Tunes

• In one episode, Daffy strongly desires Taz's loose tooth because he wants money from the tooth fairy. His first attempt? Getting Taz to bite into a caramel apple. It all spirals out of control from there...
  Daffy: That gooey caramel should have that tooth out in no time! Then, it'll be mine!
  Taz: (eats the apple with no problem)
  Daffy: Corn on the cob?
  (Taz takes it, prompting Daffy to count his fingers, and eats it)
  Daffy: (sounding desperate) Bubble gum?
  (Taz takes that and eats it too)
  Daffy: (bewildered) Spare ribs?
  (Taz eats all of them)
  Daffy: (with a priceless look of shock on his face) Tractor tire!?
  (Taz wolfs the whole thing down while Daffy gags in disgust at his eating habits. Taz then belches loudly in Daffy's face)
  Daffy:...Mint?
  (Taz eats it and his loose tooth remains intact)
• The first enactment of the Duck Season, Rabbit Season argument involves Bugs and Daffy fighting... for the back seat of the bus.
  Daffy: We're supposed to fight over who gets to sit in the back seat!
  Sylvester: How do you know that?
  Daffy: I've seen other kids do it all the time.
  Bugs: Okay then, Daffy. I'll sit in the back seat, you can take the front seat.
  Daffy: (Pulls Bugs' diaper to stop him) Oooh, no you don't. I'm sitting in the back seat!
  Bugs: I'm sitting in the back seat!
  Daffy: I'm sitting in the back seat!
  Bugs: I'm sitting in the back seat!
  Daffy: I'm sitting in the back seat!
  Bugs: You're sitting in the back seat!
  Daffy: You're sitting in the back seat, and that's final!
  Bugs: Okay Daffy, have it your way. (Proceeds to buckle him in and then drink some carrot juice)
  Daffy: (Looks smug, then shocked when he learns what just happened.) Hmm, sneaky. Very smart, but sneaky. I'll have to remember not to fall for that again.
  • This moment gets revisited in the Clip Show episode "Move It!", with the following response:
  Daffy: Well, you won't get me to fall for that one again.
  Bugs: We'll see.
• Crossed with Moment of Awesome, Duck Reflucks does two awesome and funny things in one: Update the timeless classic "Duck Amuck" for the digital age, and reverse the roles so Daffy is the one tormenting Bugs.
• This line from "Card Bored Box"
  Bugs: (Trying to wake Daffy up) Daffy? Ehhh, DAFFY?
  Daffy: (shocked) I didn't do it! The diaper was dirty when I got there!
  • The Norwegian dub is even funnier where the line is: "Det var ikke jeg! Bleien var skitten da jeg fikk den!" Or "It wasn't me! The diaper was dirty when I got it!".
• "Who Said That?", the infamous episode where Daffy cusses is one of the best remembered episodes, and the most hilarious.
  • Daffy gets frustrated after getting a Simon-like memory game wrong. Then, he has this to say.
  Daffy: YOU LITTLE (rubber duck noises)! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A (rubber duck noises)! I NEVER WANNA PLAY THIS (rubber duck noises) GAME EVER AGAIN!
  • Seconds later, the babies greet Granny with this line:
  All: Hi, Granny! How the (rubber duck noises) are you?