Funny / Avengers: The Children's Crusade

• Billy tries reasoning with Quicksilver when Quicksilver came to prevent Magneto and the Young Avengers search for Wanda. Quicksilver snatches him up in the space of a beat panel and runs off with him.
  • Then Tommy catches up with them and proceeds to beg Pietro to race him, all the while Billy and Pietro are trying to have a serious discussion with Billy still hanging over Pietro's shoulder!
• Billy's letter to Teddy when he leaves to search for Wanda is a mix of Funny and Heartwarming:
  Billy: Dear Teddy, you are without a doubt the best boyfriend in the entire world. You're kind. You're generous. You threaten to maim people for me.
• This exchange.
  Quicksilver: Howisshe? Issheallright? Imustspeakwithmysisteratonce
  Hawkeye: What's that noise?
  Iron Man: That is the noise Pietro makes right before he's tossed out of the air lock.
• Eli and Kate discussing The Sons of the Serpent.
  Patriot: They're white supremacists.
  Hawkeye: To be fair, they also hate gays and lesbians.
  Patriot: Then we must be their least favourite superhero team ever.
• Both Beast and Hawkeye tell about their friendly meeting with a depowered Scarlet Witch, which of course means Hawkeye slept with her. Young Avengers show up and tell about that Scarlet Witch was Actually a Doombot. Flat "What" from Hawkeye, huge smiles for Jessica Jones and Beast.