The series is full of hilarious Gag Dub moments.
Jedi Party
- When Darth Maul flies off the cliff on his speeder, he outright crashes below, complete with a short scream. His probe droid then calls Space 911.
- The scene in the original where Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon ambush the droids escorting Queen Amidala is reinterpreted as Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon throwing a Jedi surprise party and killing the droids randomly.
- ...or rather, Qui-Gon does most of the fighting, while Obi-Wan jump kicks two droids, slices two more, then spends the rest of the fight standing in the same spot twirling his lightsaber.
- This exchange between Anakin and Qui Gon.Anakin: What are the midiclorians?Qui-Gon: It's heroin.
- Mr. Palpatine calling back the Space Hooters managers after sending Regional Manager Darth Maul to take care of the Jedi Problem."Oh, by the way. What type of wood polish did you use on that table? Murphy's Oil Soap? That sheen is ridiculous. Send a bottle of whatever it is back with Maul."
- Obi-Wan's reply to Sio Bibble:Sio Bibble: Not to mention, your Jedi friends caused an unspeakable amount of damage! The bill must be paid!Obi-Wan: (To Amidala after cutting off the transmission) Ooh, I have an idea. How about we don't pay the bill? YOLO, bitches.
The Friend Zone
- How the race to the liquor store starts.Anakin: Is the liquor store open?Obi-Wan: It closes at midnight.[Pause]Obi-Wan: Race you! [Hurls himself through a glass window]
- This exchange...Sleazebaggano: Hey, you wanna buy some deathsticks?Sleazebaggano: Ehhh I don't want to sell you deathsticks.Obi-Wan: You want to go home and kill yourself.Sleazebaggano: I want to go home and kill myself.
- The entire sequence when Obi-Wan, under the guise of "Larry Kenobi", goes to Kamino to buy more drugs. But especially...Lama Su: We are well aware of the Jedi reputation for recreational mind-expansion. And you might say that we are innovators in the mind-expansional sciences.Obi-Wan: [Not catching on] That sounds... awesome.Lama Su: Perhaps our advancements could be of benefit to you.[Obi-Wan continues to look baffled]Lama Su: [Sighing] Would you like to buy some drugs, Larry?
- Anakin's friend-zone rant.
- "Behold! The greatest invention in the universe! THE SINGULARITY ENGINE!"
Revenge of Middle Management
- On top of clips from the previous two episodes, the "Previously on..." segment includes a clip of Anakin waving his lightsaber around then falling over.
- The theme at the beginning seamlessly transitioning from Star Wars to Superman.
- General Grievous - the abusive trophy-collecting Sith general - is changed to a grouchy, but well-intentioned individual frustrated at the Jedi running around his hospital. His confrontation with Obi-Wan is changed so that he's instead helping Obi-Wan to sober up.
- His cough is explained as him swallowing his gum on the way to the hospital bridge.
- Obi-Wan snorting cocaine and then hilariously flying across the room while trying to show off his dance move.
- Anakin and Obi-Wan's exchange about walking and talking. While doing so, a Dalek in a cape can be briefly seen.
- The entirety of this exchange:Anakin: Look, I talked [Obi-Wan] into going to rehab, but [telling him about the baby] can't be on me.Padmé: Ani, what do you mean? Are you saying we should-[Padmé's speech dramatically slows down as the camera shifts to focus on Creepio. Intense violins play in the background]Hallucination!Padmé: give the baby to Creepio?Anakin: You know, to be honest, I'm feeling a little unappreciated right now! Do you have any idea how[Smash Cut back to Creepio]Hallucination!Anakin: great of a father Creepio would be?Anakin: I'm starting a new job soon, and it's time for me to start looking after myself.[One final cut back to Creepio. The camera is as close as it can be to that cold, unfeeling, yet darkly mischievous husk Creepio wears. The violins are at full intensity now]Hallucination!Anakin: So give the baby to Creepio , and fulfill the prophecy .
- The fact that one of Anakin's biggest reasons for turning to the Dark Side was because he was friend-zoned due to Obi-Wan and Padme's relationship.
- The dub's take on the infamous "I have the high ground" scene:Obi Wan: This dance fight is over, Anakin! I have the bomb moves!
Anakin: I've quadrupled my flip power!
Obi Wan: ...No you haven't.- Anakin then makes the leap, but lands so badly he loses his legs.
- As Anakin burns on Lava World...Obi Wan: I never wanted to hurt any- (Anakin catches on fire) OH SNAP!
- Anakin being inducted into the company:Vader: YEAH! YEEAAAH BOIIIIIIIIIIII!
- The entirety of the epilogue, but here are a few selections...Jedi Council: The rest of the Jedi Council finally got off their asses to look for midichlorians. After failing, they returned only to find that the lease on their apartment had run out and was renewed by Mr. Palpatine. Ki-Adi-Mundi is crashing on a friend's couch until he can get back on his feet.Sleazebaggano: Smoked deathsticks until he achieved death. He died space-penniless because he was the only person stupid enough to smoke something called deathsticks.Jar Jar Jar: Folded up in a drawer somewhere.
- After Creepio is sentenced to be mind-wiped...Creepio: Valar Morghulisnote ... Bail Organa... of Alderaan.
Laser Moon Awakens
- Duke asking Far2 for naked pictures of Leia.Creepio: You heard him, Far2! Duke wants nudies!
- Vader grounding Leia after an epic rant about her "loser" friends.
- Luke getting knocked out by the sandpeople is changed to Duke spontaneously deciding to take a nap on the way to Tosche Station.
- Creepio's assessment of the crowd at the Mos Eisley Cantina:"Wow. This place is a den of scumbags. Oh look, Rat Boy is here. Good to see him! Oh, and Literally Satan. That makes sense! Duke, I'm going to be honest with you; this place needs to be purified immediately.
- The background Stormtroopers struggling to get into the Laser Tag arena.Stormtrooper 1: Get it together, MIKE!
- Even better? The footage used was an actual outtake from filming of A New Hope.
- Vader's reaction to Alderaan being destroyed.Announcement: Laser Moon scores 5.6 billion pointsVader: (confused) ...Huh...[...]Vader: (aghast) There's just no way to spin this...
- Right before Vader and Obi-Wan's final dance fight...Obi-Wan Ben Larry Kenobi: Have you forgotten the last time we danced? Because I have.
- And the Lampshade Hanging on both the series' timeline and the huge difference between the emotionally-charged lightsaber battles of the original trilogy versus the heavily stylized choreography of the prequels
Vader: Dude, how old are you? You look 85! How is this possible? No, seriously! Aren't you only like 15 years older than me?...Vader: [On the quality of the dance fight] Dude, this sucks. We suck! What are we doing? - Combined with Tearjerker and a Heartwarming Moment with Vader's first worry after Laser Moon's destruction being if Leia is alright.
Attack of the Phantom Past
- Palpatine insisting on Vader talking with holograms instead of a viewscreen and then meeting him in his office. Essentially, keeping him moving for no reason.
- Palpatine's extended rant about Life Day and why they can't they just call it Christmas.
- The Walkers having Reindeer antlers because they're a Christmas parade.
- The sheer Soundtrack Dissonance of Gene Autry's "Here Comes Santa Claus" being played over the "Life Day Parade turned Christmas Parade turned massacre" is enough to give anyone the giggles.
- Even better is when Santa arrives, and he's a crude CG model pasted on the body of an AT-ST.
- Vader's troops Rickrolling him. TWICE.
- The second example is doubly funny because it's clear Vader knows it's coming but can't stop it because he has no official reason not to look.
- "Midichlorians..."
- Creepio's 80s action movie fantasy comprising of footage from the Prequels, the Original Trilogy, a cereal ad, and The Star Wars Holiday Special where he's the badass Science Hero out to deal with Vader ("Father"), Bail Organa ("Borganis - half man, half politician"), and Jar-Jar ("Jarok").Announcer: "Star Storm: The Destruction of Father"... in 3D.
- Vader's Villainous Breakdown when he sees Leia after three years of her hanging out with Han Solo.Vader: It's been three years! I thought you were dead! We had a funeral and everything! What is wrong with you?!
- Special mention goes to how Boba slooooowly steps out of the room. That's right. Boba Fett can't deal with father-daughter issues.
- The reversal of the original carbonite freezing scene, with Han being the one to say, "I love you", and Leia responding with, "I like you. A lot." Made even better by the stormtroopers reacting to the horrible burn Han just suffered.
- Creepio's grand speech on his "Evolution Chamber", which will transform Han into "the future of mankind".Creepio: From this day hence, you shall be known as... HAN SINGULAR!
- Then, Creepio's "minions" (read: packing officials) drop Han and quickly change the radio on the side of Han's packing chamber to country, further pissing off Creepio as he realizes none of them are listening to him.
- Vader saying Dirtfarmer is just what they call illegitimate children on Tatooine, like Jon Snow...of Hoth.
The Last Laser Master
- The "A long time ago" caption appears, followed by the opening logo and the theme...which disappears instantly and the movie begins.
- Obi-Wan Steve Ben Larry Kenobi has a new name: Bongjo.
- Creepio's speech about birthdays:Creepio: Birthday parties don't make any sense. You were born. Congratulations! You have met the bare minimum requirement for existence! Oh and now you want presents? Would you like some cake with your participation trophies? Yes, let's all eat cake at party that's going to force me to chip in for a bunch of food and drinks I didn't want. Hurrah!
- What follows it also counts:Creepio: This is it Far2. We are about to enter a den of filth and gluttony that transcends the realm of nightmares.Intercom: Welcome to Space Chuck-E-Cheese's!
- The descriptions of food from Jim's Cole Slaw, translated from the Aurebesh:The Rachel: I don’t know why this is called the Rachel. I guess it was on Friends once? It’s Turkey cheese and slawPork Wrap: Like the sandwich but on a wrap, which people think is healthier for some reason, It’s the same amount of calories but flat.Buffalo Wrap: It’s a regular sandwich but with more slaw than anyone could possibly want. It’s kind of our thing, if you haven't noticed.Slawberry: You asked for it, now you’ve got it. Introducing dessert slaw! Looking at it makes us want to puke. See what... (screen cuts off the rest)
- Duke and Vader's dance fight is less than spectacular, with Vader being generally out-of-practice and spraining his ankle when he attempts to perform a backflip.
Banana Time
- Through the usual crafty editing, Kylo Ren's entire intervention on Jakku is framed as an upbeat concert at "Space Burning Man". Particular mention goes to the two "Stormtroopers" who get up close to someone and go, "Are you ready to have a good time?"
- Rey is portrayed as such a rabid Kylo Ren fan that she goes as far as to beat people up on the offchance they might have tickets, even (in Finn's case) when she only has Beat Beat 808's word for it that he even has tickets.
- Kylo trying various lyrics out for the next song to replace "Banana Time" and keeps getting rejected...until the helmet, to his dismay, approves of the equally-meaningless "Key Lime Pie Time". It instantly starts mixing a song from the phrase before Kylo ends the task.
- Hux has trouble finding Kylo, so he addresses all the staff on Laser World...and instead gets vague answers, culminating with...Stormtrooper: No! Probably the...library!Another Stormtrooper: Yeah! With the candlestick!Yet Another Stormtrooper: HE WAS BANGING COLONEL MUSTARD WITH IT!(everyone laughs)Hux: Who said that?!
- Poe ends up getting banned from Kylo's shows for a stunt involving eating too many bananas, slipping on the peels and shitting himself, which in turn went viral on Space TikTok. So how does Poe respond? By dropping peaches on the stage at Laser World in an attempt to sabotage Kylo's career.
- The footage of the instantly-rising portion bread is played in reverse, with Rey humming to herself that it's "fart biscuit soup". And that it "tastes just like it smells".
- When Han confronts Kylo, he tells him to rap without the helmet on. It turns out that without assistance from the helmet, Kylo is so bad that Han dies in front of him.
Kylo Ren Official
- Whenever Kylo Ren throws a tantrum while shouting "STANNIS!"
- The short version of Kylo Ren's review of The Last Jedi:GODDAMMIT, LUKE SKYWALKER! I KNEW YOU WEREN'T MAN ENOUGH TO FACE ME, YOU LITTLE ASTRO-PROJECTED BITCH! I HATE YOU, LUKE SKYWALKER! I'M GONNA KILL YOU ONE OF THESE DAYS! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!
