Funny / Armored Core

Armored Core 2

• This gem from the Arena bio of No.1111:
  He's obsessed with the number "1" and has put a great deal of effort into his current position. He'd rather be ranked 11th than 1st as it has twice as many "1's."

Armored Core: For Answer

• Dan Moro, a Lynx who's clearly trying to act tough despite being one of the weakest pilots in the game.
• The mission where you have to fight No Count and Big Barrel (and PQ on hard mode) where you destroy Big Barrel and PQ but not No Count, No Count will beg for his life and you can let him run away without fighting him.
  • It's even funnier for fans of FromSoftware's later games because of the identity of No Count's pilot. Who knew good ol' Trusty Patches got his start in this game, and as a mech pilot of all things?
• You get this stabilizer◊ for achieving S rank in all hard missions.

Armored Core V

• RD and Rosary get one where Rosary tells RD to grow a pair. Turns out to be Harsher in Hindsight
• The pre-fight dialog against A and BEC:
  "By the way, did we have a strategy?
  "We need one?"
  "Same as always then...wing it!
  "And if we die...tough luck!"
• The end of the Order Missions has this little exchange between Fran and Rosary:
  Rosary: Fighting, strength... are they really so special?
  Fran: Maybe it's like that man said. Maybe fighting is what we're meant to do.
  Rosary: It doesn't matter. I'm sick of carrying what others think. I'm just gonna do what I want from now on.
  Fran: Like what, for example?
  Rosary: Hmmmm... Like making money?