Funny / Angry Kid

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Considering how many shorts there are and how each one has its funny moments, it would perhaps take quite a while to list them all.

• "Captain Thunderpants", particularly the odd lyrics of one of the songs AK likes:
  ONE POUND OF MIDDLE CUT PORK LEG JOINT! (Honking)
  STEW MY FOOT AND CALL ME BRENDA! (Airhorns)
  • It becomes even funnier when for the latter lyric if you realize AK was told to be quiet, you can just feel how jarring it must've been for the father.
• The entirety of "Wee Wee", complete with Li'l Sis continuously looking down at AK's penis while he uses the toilet, up to the point where she tries to touch it.
  • Fed up of this, AK angrily tells her off, unknowingly peeing on Li'l Sis' dress causing her to cry.
• The ending to "Sneeze" where Angry Kid sneezes so hardly his eyeballs pop out.
  • Also, his mother sternly asking him if he isn't playing with himself in the bathroom.
• "Tourettes" features Angry Kid suddenly coming down with the titular disorder, leading to a series of cuss after cuss:
  Angry Kid: Buggerweepisspoo!
  Dad: What did you just say?!
  Angry Kid: Buggerweepisspoo… boobies CUNT!
  Dad: Why, you dirty-
  Angry Kid: Ah, ah, I think I've got Tourettes-BUMHOLE!-Syndrome.
• In "Card Trick", we first see Angry Kid shouting a magical incantation without actually shuffling the cards:
  AK: HOCUS POCUS! STICK IT UP YOU CHOKE-CUS! ABRACADABRA CA-FOOEY!!! (lightly taps the cards on Li'l Sis's face)
  • Angry Kid then proceeds to unveil the chosen card:
  AK: This was your card! (Li'l Sis shakes her head) No? ... I knew that... part of the trick so this was your card! (Li'l Sis shakes her head again) Are you sure? Alright This one! (Li'l Sis shakes her head a third time) Are you sure you remember what card it was? (Li'l Sis nods her head) Was it this one? (shakes her head) Was it this one? (shakes her head) Was it this one? (shakes her head) Was it this one? (shakes her head) Was it this one?...
  • (One Fade to Black later...) By now Angry kid is showing frustration over his trick not going the way he thought.
  AK: (flicking cards at Li'l Sis) ...This one! ...This one! ...This one! (He then flicks a whole deck of cards at her) Was it the-e-e-e-s-se!?!
  (Suddenly he is interrupted by the TV showing a card with Li'l Sis's face on it. Then when the camera pans back, Li'l Sis does a Tommy Cooper chuckle that gets Angry Kid off guard.)
• In "Piss", Angry Kid is in the car with Dad, and he really needs a wee. Dad, not wanting to stop the car, hands Angry Kid a Thermos flask to piss in, but he quickly fills it. So he gets given another bottle. Then another. And another. Eventually, we cut to Angry Kid sitting in the back of the car, surrounded by bottles of all shapes and sizes, all filled with piss. Angry Kid begs his father to stop the car, which his father does. Very abruptly.
• The episode "Dolly". It all starts with Angry Kid playing with his sister's doll, and once he's been spotted by Li'l Sis he suddenly proclaims he hates dolls. This causes him to grab a food mixer under the table, shove the doll in it, stab it with a fork and pour tomato ketchup into the mixer to resemble blood. After blending the doll, AK notes that the doll's gone "all runny" before saying "Hello, soupy girl!".
  • The fact that the doll turned into a clay-like substance makes it even funnier, as well as the Dad's sudden Mood Whiplash.
  Dad: (Calmly) Stop teasing her, and give it her back. Now.
  (Angry Kid plops the blender with the destroyed doll, causing Li'l Sis to be upset)
  Dad: (Angrily) Right, go to your room!
  AK: (Whilst "fixing" the doll) Nonono, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine—
  Dad: GO TO YOUR ROOM!
• The whole of "Cake", especially the beginning part:
  (Angry Kid is shown eating his sister's birthday cake)
  Dad: What have you got there son?
  AK: Cake.
  Dad: That's your sister's birthday cake.
  AK: Mine.
  Dad: You're eating your sister's birthday cake!
  AK: "Don't like cake" she told me. Honest it's true.
  Dad: Now that is a lie!
  AK: Look, it would have gone off if I didn't eat it anytime. Anyways, she wouldn't become a fatty girl if she hadn't started eating lovely creamy cake (continues eating).
• Angry Kid's superhero alter-ego "Captain Buggernuts":
  AK: I AM CAPTAIN BUGGERNUTS, THE MASKED BUMCAKE AVENGER! My mission is the save the world from the... the EVIL DOCTOR ARSEROT! With my trusty hydro chopper! Up... up... and WAAA—!
• In "Snails", Angry Kid sets up a line of snails with numbers painted on their shells, apparently with the goal of racing them, only to squish all of them with a cricket bat. Speccy walks into frame and he gets smacked in the bonce. Cue Dad walking in and Angry Kid blaming the unconscious Speccy. Then we cut to Angry Kid being forced to scrape up all the snail goo, while retching.
• In the "Sex Education" episode, Angry Kid and Li'l Sis are shown watching a sex-education video. What starts as something that has them riveted soon transitions to full-on Nausea Fuel as they watch what is implied to be a live birth. As a result, AK switches channels, only to see another program about liposuction.
• In the episode "Curious", Angry Kid lets his dad know that he could hear him and mum having sex.
  "What's a butt-plug?"
• In the episode "Purile", Angry Kid blames his farts on Li'l Sis, leading her to put on a gas mask and show him what her farts are really like. Angry Kid tries to top that by setting one of his own farts on fire, only for him to crap himself.
• Angry Kid asking his dad if wanking can actually make you go blind.
  "I told my friends it couldn't make you go blind because they said you were a wanker and you're not blind, are you, Dad?"
• "I-Spy":
  AK: I spy with my little eye something beginning with T.
  (later on)
  AK: Do you want a clue?
  Dad: Uh, okay then.
  AK: It's another name for the person who's driving.
  Dad: I'm not sure I understand what you're on about.
  AK: Well, at first, I was thinking it could be TOSSER! And then I thought TWAT or TITBREAK or TURDBURGER— why are we stopping?
  (AK makes an Oh, Crap! expression as the screen cuts to black)
• The episode "Road Safety", serving as a humorous homage to old public information films of the past complete with a Retraux look.
  • The entire fact that all AK did to provoke the road safety mascot coming over was by standing on the pavement reading a comic book, not getting involved in any real danger.
  • "Cars! Cars! CARS!" (points to a cyclist passing by)
  • Whilst being taught what to do before crossing the street, AK had something to say to the Green Cross Code Man-expy about his overly campy attire:
  AK: Why're you wearing tights?
  Road Safety Mascot: Eh?
  AK: What's that all about? Are you a ladyboy?
  (AK reaches out his arm and gets slapped by the mascot)
  AK: Ow. Bitch.
  Road Safety Mascot: Pack it in you little shit.
  • Then AK suddenly decides to press the button on the mascot's belt, leading to him giving the brat a stern telling off... and gets called a nonce moments after for grabbing him on the arm. He also gets involved in a road accident by not following his own advice!