An Angry German Kid with a real hot temper can sure bring a lot of laughs among the world.
- Note: Because there are SO many videos of the Angry German Kid, these videos are divided by their users.
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- Any time Leopold is beaten up off-screen is just pure gold.
- Episode #27 & #28: Angry German Kid Kills Chris Crocker/Fred. Mostly the endings, where Leopold personally travels to their homes and proceeds to chase and kill them, with their agonizing screams being heard as the screen goes black and Leopold laughs maniacally.
- Episode #41: Angry German Kid Goes Camping:
- The scene with Leopold in the car, with the urge to piss, trying to pursue his parents to pull over. Hilarity Ensues when Harold comments that Leopold went to piss only 20 minutes ago.
- Leopold accidentally creating a virus in his dad's computer.
- Even more hilarious when Leopold tries to figure out the password... with one of the guesses being "porn".
- The ending. Harold beats up Leopold... in the car.
- Episode #43: Angry German Kid Plays Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (NES).
- Leopold being sent into an uncontrollable rage after playing the game for under one minute. He smashes his keyboard, pulls out a second keyboard, smashes it, stops to find the Esc key and put it back on, then resumes smashing it, all while declaring that the game has "ruined his life".
- Episode #44: Angry German Kid Watches Angry Video Game Nerd.
- The beginning where he pulls out a new keyboard, and immediately begins smashing it, still upset over playing Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, even though it's been two weeks.
- The ending where Harold finds out that Leopold is watching a video with cussing, and then beats him up.
- Episode #45: Angry German Kid Gets Revenge On His Dad:
- After getting beaten up by Harold and being barred from watching any more AVGN, Leopold imagines murdering Harold in revenge while he begs for forgiveness, only to not go through with it for real because then he'll go back to jail.
- Then Leopold instead decides to publicly humiliate him by secretly taping him at work destroying his computer in frustration, adding embarrassing subtitles over the video, and posting it on YouTube.
- Then when Leopold gets caught by his father (by adding his own name to the credits, no less), Harold gives him a "Reason You Suck" Speech and tries to beat him up again while he fleas back to his room in terror. Leopold proceeds to call the police, who arrest Harold for child abuse. We then hear them dragging Harold away kicking and screaming.
- Episode #51: Angry German Kid's Birthday
- Leopold's final birthday present: Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde for the NES. Leopold flies into yet another uncontrollable rage as he angrily smashes and destroys the cartridge.
- Episode #56: Angry German Kid Cuts SchoolHarold: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?Harold: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN SCHOOL RIGHT NOW, YOU LITTLE BASTARD!!!
- Episode #60: Angry German Kid Plays Lester the Unlikely:
- The ending, where Leopold announces that he'd rather get beaten by his dad than play anymore of Lester. He then walks off-screen, insults his dad, and gets beaten, much to his delight.
Leopold: NOOOOOO!!!! I WASTED MY TIME ON THIS FUCKING SHITTY GAME! FUCK! THIS! I'D RATHER GET BEATEN BY MY DAD!!! *walks off-screen* Hey, dad!Harold: What is it, Leopold?Leopold: You're a fat cocksucking faggot!Harold: *shouts in anger* GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE, BOY! *beats up Leopold*Leopold: YEAAAAAAAH!!! WOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! HIT ME HARDER, DAD! YEAH! GET LESTER THE PUSSY OUT OF MY HEAD! - Episode #61: Angry German Kid Gets Detention:
- When Leopold starts watching porn in the detention room and jerks off while laughing like a maniac.
- Episode #65: Angry German Kid Plays Action 52:
- Part 1:
- When Leopold loads up Atmos Quake and sees what it looks like, he has a Freak Out because he's tired of playing "glitchy" space shooters.
- When he starts up Chill Out:
Leopold: Don't you tell me to chill out!- When he boots up Critical Bypass:
Leopold: *Starts game*Leopold: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGHHHHH MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!!!!! AAAAAAAAAARGH STOP THIS GAME NOW!!!!!!!!- When Leopold is killed by one of the macaroni enemies in Alfredo:
Leopold: GODDAMN FUCKARONI AND PISS!- Part 2:
- When he plays Crazy Shuffle, Leopold screams at the game for being uncreative. The creator couldn't translate the subtitles when he had his fit.
- When the game crashes after exiting Shooting Gallery.
- And again when Leopold tries to load Jigsaw.
- Leopold imitating the sounds of the ninjas during Ninja Assault. He does it just like The Angry Video Game Nerd.
- "ACTION 52 HAS SCARRED ME FOR LIFE!!!"
- When playing Non-Human, he thinks that the green heads in the background are... Elton John heads.
- Episode #68: Angry German Kid Pretends to Be Sick:Leopold: I'm not faking, Leonard. I really am sick! Now get to the bus, little boy!Leonard: I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO GET ON THE BUS YET, YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER!!![offscreen smacking sound. Leonard yelps]Harold: DON'T SWEAR AT THE TABLE, DAMN IT!!!
- Episode #70, #71 and #72: Angry German Kid Babysits His Brothers:
- Part 1:
- It starts with Leopold walking along a street in a cartoon city... only for the surroundings to turn into the city from SUICIDE MOUSE. Then he wakes up screaming in class, much to the mirth of his classmates.
- Leopold hands his essay to the teacher. One transition later, he's in the principal's office.
- Leopold boldly calls the principal a pedophile then cusses him out after he threatens to call his parents. Cue the beating!
- While in his room recovering and anticipating another grounding: "Well, at least I don't have to babysit my brothers. They piss me off.."
- The dramatic zoom-in and sound FX when his parents, after telling him they're going to Red Lobster, tell him that that's what he actually has to do!
- Part 2:
- Pretty much all the scenes between Sukscox and Diknoz. Two robot assassins targeting a teenage boy? On paper, horrifying. Two killer robots who act in the mold of Ren and Stimpy and the Wet Bandits? In practice, hilarious!
- Part 3:
- The epilogue where Harold watches Suicide Mouse.
- Part 1:
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- Episode #5: AGK's dad gets 5 strikes at work
- Harold just beat the crap out of his coworker.
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Season 1 & 2
- AGK plays Unreal Tournament. One scene has Leopold saying he's going to shove a screwdriver up Leonard's ass, cue picture of Leonard visualizing it.
- AGK makes a Peanut Butter Sandwich starts off with Leopold chasing Leonard attempting to shove a screwdriver up his ass. When Leonard hides in the closet, Leopold goes off to make a sandwich. He uses a sword to make said sandwich, only to throw it away, take out a knife and call Red Bloony out for making looking like an idiot. Finally, he tops up the sandwich with swear jam. And then there's Leopold spilling the jam on the keyboard.
- AGK babysits Leonard.
- The fact that Leopold asks Harold where does he get body parts for a new sprite.
- Leopold feeding Leonard his leftover PB Sandwich. Considering this episode takes place 2 days after the last one, cue the vomit.
- "YOU'VE PLAYED FOR SEVEN HOOURS!"
- Leopold bombing Leonard to win the fight. Crosses between awesome.
- AGK plays Chess has Leonidas whimpering over defeat. Even after Leopold tells him to calm down after getting the checkmate, Leonidas still weeps.
- AGK's tenth school year has these:
- Leopold finally buying body parts for his new sprite.
- Leopold pissed off after learning his classroom is on the 5th floor, because he hates walking
- And there's the scene where Leopold forgets that the school is for all ages instead of only for teenagers.
Leopold: The hell... WHO PUTS A PLAYGROUND IN A HIGH SCHOOL? IS IT LIKE... ONE OF US... IS AS MENTALLY RETARDED AS A CHILD?Jake: Actually this school is for all agesLeopold: O RLY?- Let's not forget Leopold's essay. The handwritten one is even funnier.
- Ayy lmao!
- AGK goes to Starbucks's mushroom battles sums up how weird EarthBound is. And Leonard and Leonidas get new sprites.
- AGK plays the Impossible Quiz. Cliche episode, still hilarious.
- AGK and the bullies has AGK continuing the Quiz.
- When Leopold gets picked on, he moves in to Woobie territory. He gives the bullies a brutal beatdown with a tantrum. Then comes overprotective Harold.
- "SCUNT!!!" (when he loses the Quiz)
- AGK tries to buy Big Hero 6:
- "NOTHING BUT DORA THE MONKEYFUCKER!!!"
- Leonard is jealous of Leopold's bike. After a short while, Leopold crashes to a car.
- When he gets to the stores, he finds out that all copies of the movie are out. Cue massive scream heard from outside the Earth. What makes it funnier is the text: "(this is obviously unrealistic)". There's also Fred Fuchs.
- AGK plays Eversion is a hilarious example of a Let's Play. We have:
- Dying right at the beginning of World 2-1
- Middle fingers flying around the screen
- *sausage eggs intermission*
- When Leopold fails to get the last gems on World 4-5 too much, he says "MELOOONS!". Guess what that means.
- The crazy score counter at World 5-6 is shitting Leopold.
- Him getting freaked out from the World X-6 blocks and preferring World X-7's instead. (spirals instead of ''melted'' faces)
- "HERE COMES FLOWER-MAN! MAKING SHIT EXPLODE IN BLOOD!"
- The "wee-woo" sound from Episode 2 returns when the screen says "Game Over". Leopold has his mouth agape as the camera flicker between his face and the screen. It looks like he's about to explode but realizes that it's fake and he has infinite lives.
- "STUPID MAZE! YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD!" The fact that the "You made me look bad!" part is taken directly from the show helps.
- On World 7-7, he notices purple "things" with pink mustaches. He realizes that they are evil rocks.
- Pants were shat during the ending
- He's willing to swear at Jake (through email) for sending him the game
- AGK plays the Binding of Isaac doesn't have a lot of funny scenes but the dream sequence stands out. (link to latter video doesn't include some lines in the final video, so it's best to watch the beginning of the episode instead)
- Judging by a sneak peek◊, AGK plays SCP – Containment Breach has a scene where Leopold positions the character to be sitting on a toilet. The line says it all. The episode is now released.
- Crouching has jokes referring to shitting on the floor.
- The aforementioned shit joke means D-9341 will stay there for too long and having the room shut by the guard with the gas valves opened. AGK swears to shit on the floor when he respawns.
- The term "germanrish" is mentioned again, when Leopold sees a Nazi guard in a SCP-1123 fugue state.
- The credits: cue triple subversion of Nightmare Fuel. 173 is in the background, the screen goes dark for some frames, which signifies blinking, with the statue getting closer. "HUGS!" appear after the credits end. A neck-snapping sound is heard but it's revealed that a twig was snapped. Whut?
- AGK plays Sonic 3
- AGK replays Eversion and SCP - CB. The Eversion part has some funny dialogue but the SCP - CB parts are chock full of jokes:
- The texture of SCP-173 is abused◊
- Leopold talks twice as fast the faster D-9341 goes in the game
- When spawns near the toilet, the response is hilarious:
Leopold: HEY OLD MAN, YOU WANNA TAKE A SHIT? DON'T WORRY, BUTT GHOST IS LONG GONE.- When 096 is pissed off and fail at killing the player multiple times due to God Mode
- The papers on the table that aren't able to be picked up. Leopold thinks they glued it to the table
- You know the 682 document that's in the room with a lot of gas that activates when you go near them because 079 wants it to be kept secret? Since Leopold haven't seen the document and 079 before, he asks if that's a porn stash belonging to the voice.
- Smoking 420-J near a picture of Radical Larry
- ANGRY 096 BREAKTIME!!!
- 096 jogging (a glitch where he runs in place)
- AGK plays Agar.io has some hilarious conversations and an RPG fight that's about as weird as EarthBound can get.
Others
- THIS GODLY subbed vid of him...being played in reverse. This version isn't as nonsensical, but it at least includes the cut-out ending (or beginning?) portion.
- This video featuring AGK's dad, Harold Slikk, being an awful coworker. Just when it looks like he's gonna do his usual behavior of destroying his computer, one of his coworkers throws THEIR computer at him. Cue Harold screaming in surprise and pain as he's crushed by the computer. Way to subvert expectations.