Funny / Andi Mack

Season 1

• In the first episode when Buffy and Cyrus are trying to find out Andi's secret. The bell rings, Andi says something about first period and Cyrus exclaims EXACTLY!
• Upon meeting them in the second episode, Jonah Beck calls Cyrus and Buffy "disc heads." Buffy thinks he called them something else.
  Buffy: What did you just call us?
  Andi: Disc... heads.

Season 2

• Cyrus coming out is treated rightfully seriously. But the show stills get a quick laugh to balance it out.
  Cyrus: This is really bad timing. I just got a girlfriend.
• When Andi invites Jonah to Chinese New Year, the conversation between her and Bex after he leaves to get ready.
  Bex: Cece doesn't like surprises. Or boys. And especially surprise boys... (brightly)There will be turnip cakes!
• Also in "Chinese New Year" when Jonah shows up in a white shirt.
  Cece: You're wearing white, the color of death. But please, come in.
• When Cyrus is cheering for Buffy in her basketball game, he holds up a sign that says "Buffy Dribbles In Her Sleep". Andi understandably tells him not to use that one.
• In "Perfect Day 2.0"
  Andi: How did you know to come get us?
  Bex: Something sounded off about your call. Also, I thought I heard Cyrus...crying in the background?
  Cyrus: Cyrus saves the day. Not something you get to say very often.
• In "Buffy in a Bottle", TJ doesn't realize Cyrus' "physical issue" that happens to be "private" is his inability to do a somersault.
  Cyrus: I'm sorry, it's... private. I'm having a... physical issue.
  TJ: Oh...
  Cyrus: Wait! No! Stop imagining horrible things!

Season 3

• In "Howling at the Moon Festival" when Jonah accidentally ruins the Macks' wall and he, Cyrus, and Buffy try to fix it:
  Jonah: I'm just a boy... standing in front of a wall... trying to cover it with toothpaste.
• The whole sequence of Jonah describing what happened between him and TJ when they were in little league together in "I Got Your Number".
  Jonah: And I was angwee! I mean, angry.
• "One in a Minyan" has a few.
  Cyrus: Y'know the story behind every major Jewish holiday? They tried to kill us, we survived, let's eat.
• In "Mount Rushmore or Less", on Costume Day
  Marty: [Pointing at Cyrus] Oh, I get it! Salt!