Funny / Alligator

• There's the death of the nincompoop reporter who goes down into the sewers looking for Ramon. He finds him and dies snapping photos of the monster that is tearing him limb from limb rather then being intelligent and running for his life.
• When the heroes are brainstorming a way to kill Ramon: "We could introduce him to my mother. She could talk him to death."
• David was walking in a theme park, witnessing people using Ramon's myth as an excuse of selling alligator-based merchandises. He doesn't seem to mind much ... until he came across a man selling a baby gator for pet. David then put the man under arrest for "being a creep" (or possession of endangered species, if that won't fly).