Funny / All of Me

• Tyrone: I will be forced to proclaim to the world that you... are a HONKY MOOK!
  Roger: Tyrone, you really shouldn't call someone a honky mook.
  Tyrone: And why not?
  Roger: Well, for one thing, you're white.
  Tyrone: I am?
  Roger: Yeah.
  Tyrone: (plays a depressing snippet of "Aulde Lang Syne" on his saxophone) Oh my God, I am!
• Edwina: How dare you say "penis" to a dead person!
• Edwina is shocked at Roger having sex with Terry, and starts scolding her - which Terry is delighted by, and then Edwina starts spanking her.
  Terry: Now call me a sex poodle, Mr. Cobb. Call me a cheap slut sex poodle!
  • Later, Edwina is aghast she nearly gave all of her money to a "cheap slut sex poodle."
• In order to get Edwina and Roger both aroused enough to have sex with Terry, Edwina starts conjuring images of the cast of Gone with the Wind having an orgy.
• This exchange, made even funnier by the fact that the second line is delivered with complete unironic sincerity:
  Edwina: I'm sorry if I ruined your birthday.
  Roger: And I'm sorry if I made your being dead an unpleasant experience.
• Roger: Just because my grandfather didn't rape the environment and exploit the workers doesn't make me a peasant. And it's not that he didn't want to rape the environment and exploit the workers, I'm sure he did. It's just that as a barber, he didn't have that much opportunity.