Funny / Alexandra Quick

• A Muggle representative confronting the Governor-General on just how hard it will be to cover up a dragon bursting onto Times Square!
  Mr. Johnson: "No, you can't just 'Obliviate the Internets'!"
• During the discussion about Burton in World Away:
  Alexandra: Great. I guess now I’m the biggest slut in the Five Hollers.
  Forbearance: Well, he set up to you, I reckon. Neither o’ you done anythin’ you din’t both want to do. So he’s certainly ‘sponsible ‘s much as you.
  Constance: More. He ought’ve known better. An’ with our friend!
  Innocence: Anyhow, everyone knows Charity Harper is the biggest—
  Constance and Forbearance: INNOCENCE!