Funny / Alas Smith and Jones

• Soccer scores. Which quickly devolves into not-at-all veiled stabs at obscure British towns.
  Announcer: Some boring old market town in the middle of nowhere, 1. Obscure coal mining village, 1.
• Gregorio (Smith) adds an extra line to Rigoletto's signature opera.
  Producer: Erm, Gregorio? You seem to be taking on a "wank" there.
• The 'Sperm Bank head to head conversation as Smith tries to explain the concept to Jones.
  Nah, you don't see the woman.
  So, like at 'ome then?