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  • "Cook It Up" from Bazooka Tooth features Aesop as the album's titular character attempting to talk up a woman at a nightclub, while being incredibly misogynistic the entire time. How does she respond?
    "She punched me dead in the fuckin' mouth and walked away!"
  • "Grace" from Skelethon is about entirely about how Aesop's refusal to his vegetables as a child, while his beleaguered parents do everything they can to try to argue him into finishing them: From trying to wait him out, to trying to convince him that his friends are waiting for him at the door. Eventually his mother loses her patience entirely.
    "Less like toes in a tide pool
    More like, left, right, poached from notable giant Kaiju
    Fat neck, fine-tooth, rock and lean!
    Yelling THIS ENDS NOW, EAT THE GODDAMN BEANS!"
  • The opening of Tuesday:
    "There's something you should probably know before we go too far
    My neighbor found a mushroom growing inside of my car
    She called me up on tour sounding emotionally scarred
    Although it may have scared her more that I wasn't really alarmed"

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