Funny / Adventures in Hyrule

• Gwonam Buys an X-wing on eBay:
  • When Harkinian takes off in the X-wing, Gwonam appears on the video screen, leading to this exchange:
    Gwonam: Exit the X-wing now, Your Majesty.
    King Harkinian: Not going to happen. I'm going to space!
    Gwonam: It is written, you are an asshole!
  • Once Harkinian makes it to space...
    Gwonam: Your Majesty! Where the hell are you going!?
    King Harkinian: I'm under attack!
    Gwonam: Approach carefully and fire photon torpedoes.
    King Harkinian: OAH! What photons!?
    Gwonam: Uh... I meant proton.
• The Alternate Endings to the CDi games, poking fun at the Bag of Spilling.
  Gwonam: Ganon seized Koridai.
  Link: Great! I'll grab my stuff!
  Gwonam: There is no time! Your sword is enough.
  Link: You sure? I've got like five or six quests worth of stuff in the back. I could—
  Gwonam: We do not have the time. Go get your sword.
  Link: But I've got eight pouches of bombs.
  Gwonam: All you need is your sword.
  Link: Can I just—
  Gwonam: You defeat Ganon by throwing a book. Now get on the fucking carpet.
  Link: But—
  Gwonam: Squadalah, we're off!
  Link: I—
  Gwonam: SQUADALAH!
• Don't Diss Lupay:
  Gwonam: Enough.
  King Harkinian: Enough what?
  Gwonam: Your Majest- AAH! (cut to Harkinian all covered in shit) Oh shit.
  King Harkinian: What?
  Gwonam: Go take a shower. You can't go to a date looking like a queer.
  King Harkinian: What date?
  Gwonam: I have arranged a date for you.
  King Harkinian: With who?
  Gwonam: With Lupay.
  King Harkinian: OAH! This again? Fuck that shit! I'd rather date Link than that HO!
  Link: Cool!
  King Harkinian: Not literally...
  Link: Huh?
  • Right before that, Link and Ganon are dancing to "Never Gonna Give You Up", only for Gwonam to throw the Earth (Yes, the EARTH of all things) at Ganon, sending him flying. Gwonam then joins in the dancing and asks where King Harkinian is. Link transforms into King Harkinian to tell him that he's taking a shit, then transforms back to himself.
• The Price Is Not Right:
  Gwonam: Here is the map! (opens the map to reveal that it's all blue on the inside) ...It's fucking useless.
• Something Evil This Way Comes is a crossover between the Zelda CD-i games and I. M. Meen.
• In Harkinian Undercover, the King is told to infiltrate I.M. Meen's house for unknown reasons. What is the first thing the King does when he reaches his destination? Knock on the door and loudly say "HELLO?"
• Harkinian Goes to Court, which is a crossover between Zelda CD-i and the Ace Attorney games. iteachvader simply nails the humor of Ace Attorney.
  Phoenix Wright: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
  Judge: GWOAAAAAAARGH!
  Miles Edgeworth: NNGHOOOH! WRIGHT! What the hell was that!?
  • Also, this little bit of dialogue, with the King being himself:
    King (text): LOL I LRND 2 TXT WITH MY MOUTH!! WHT DO U THINK?
    Wright: I KNOW it's not funny.
    King (text): ...Spoilsport.
• Return of the Meen.
  Gwonam: Link, that was Meen!
  Link: My bad. I'll go apologize.
  Gwonam: No, Link. I meant I.M. Meen.
  Link: Then you're a dick.
  Gwonam: Oh for Christ's sake!
  • Later on:
    Gwonam: Welcome back Link!
    Link: But, I was up there.
    Gwonam: And I saved your life.
    Link: Thanks!
    Gwonam: Of course, Link!
    Link: But, you're still a dick.
• In When Link Shows Up Late, Gwonam tells the king that his robot Link, which he uses his powers to throw out of the castle, has no place in it, to which the king responds that Gwonam's cooking doesn't have a place either, remarking left the stove on. Cue dramatic music... coming from a record player that Ganon has. Gwonam zaps Ganon away.
  The King: Remind me never to piss you off...
  (Gwonam flies away, knocking a window out the frame and breaking it)
  The King: You're going to pay for that!
  (Gwonam returns through the hole)
  Gwonam: No.
  (Gwonam exits again)
  The King: Cheap-ass.
• Harkinian Seeks Pleasure:
  Gwonam: Why do you take my stuff?
  King: This shit's old as hell.
  Gwonam: Correction: these are antiques!
• While Trials of a New Era has a more serious tone, it also has its share of jokes:
  • Gwonam's line as he leaves the mountain:
    Gwonam: AH! My back! Damn this cold. I must go. (flies away) Squada-fuck-winter!
  • Zelda revealing Ganon's Heel–Face Turn:
    Zelda: Ganon's now good! At least make friends and—
    Gwonam: You ask too much of me, Your Maje—
    Zelda: That's fine. I'll go find my sword and—
    Gwonam: Well, Ganon, it's nice to see you here!
    Zelda: Good. Now, kiss and make up.
    Ganon and Gwonam: What?
  • Gwonam leaves to go to the mini-mall with Ganon. He breaks the window as he leaves.
    Zelda: The shit I put up with!

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