Funny / A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas

• When Maria's father (and entire family) show up at Harold and Maria's house:
  Harold: I guess Timo made parole, huh?
  (Timo makes a throat-slashing gesture)
  Mr. Perez: Not exactly.
• Mr. Perez explains why having a Christmas tree is so important to him, and revealing that his mother was killed by a "gang of Korean punks" (all played by John Cho).
• Harold telling one of Maria's relatives where the bathroom is:
  Harold: (in Spanish) It's just down the...buttfucker.
• This exchange between Harold and Kumar:
  Kumar: Harold, calm down. It's just a Christmas tree.
  Harold: Just a Christmas tree? Maria's dad grew that tree, and now it is dead. Koreans have killed his mother and now his tree.
• RZA making a cameo appearance as an angry Christmas tree salesman.
  Latrell: Hey, can I play angry black guy this time?
• Adrian finding out who Mary's father is and realizing why she's still a virgin.
• Mary mistaking Kumar for a black guy, then Harold getting caught with his pants down (literally) by Mary's father.
• NPH, full stop.
  NPH: I am gay. Gay for that pussy!
• Todd's baby getting high, then snorting cocaine. And rubbing it on her gums.
• Goldstein converted to Christianity when he married his wife. He's since become devoutly Christian and even a bit antisemitic. Needless to say, this puts a strain on his relationship with Rosenberg.
• When Harold and Kumar leave the restaurant, Goldstein yells that they still owe him eighty-seven cents.
  Rosenberg: I guess that holy water didn't wash everything out.
• Wafflebot rescues Harold and Kumar from the mobsters by attacking them with his waffle irons and scalding hot syrup.
• Harold's penis gets stuck to a cold metal pole. They get it off with really hot coffee.
• Harold fires a shot into the air to signal for help. He accidentally shoots Santa Claus.
• Kumar and Vanessa reconcile. She tells him not to quit weed, just to use her pee next time there's a drug test.
• The very fact that President Barack Obama granted Kal Penn an extended leave from the White House just to work on a stoner comedy.