Funny / A Haunted House

• During one encounter with the ghost, Malcolm Screams Like a Little Girl and immediately packs up and tries to sell the house...only to find out that he can't sell the house in the current market.
  • "Bitch! There is a GHOST in the house!"
  • "'Immediate possession?' The house is already possessed!"
• Some of the labels on Keisha's videos, including "Keisha's First Poop", "Keisha's First Abortion", and "Kisha's First Gang-Bang".
• Malcolm drunkenly desecrating Keisha's dad's ashes on video, as well as his Oh, Crap! demeanor when Kisha watches it.
• After being raped by the ghost (and enjoying it), Kisha tries to get the ghost to have sex with her again, much to Malcolm's chagrin. Then when the same thing happens to Malcolm, he accidentally uploads the video of it to YouTube while trying to delete it before Kisha can see.
  Kisha: You're gonna be bigger than Charlie Bit My Finger.
  • "There are Super Bowl commercials that last longer than you, Malcolm!"
• Chip's increasingly creepy attempts to hit on Malcolm.
• "CALL 911! TELL THEM THE DOG IS WHITE! TELL THEM THE DOG IS WHITE!!!"
• "You need to hang up that computer call. Come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth. *smack* I'm feeling romantical."
• "What happened to yo furniture, cuz?" WHAM!