- Frederick getting frustrated at his subordinate's incompetence when he tasks them with investigating Hans Ludenhof.Frederick's thoughts: Hans Ludenhof is an enigma wrapped in a riddle inside a box made out of your subordinate’s incompetence.
- Frederick immediately going I Need a Freaking Drink to Brain Bleach himself upon learning Urgdug has fathered 300 kids.Frederick's thoughts: Morr, if it is at all possible, please shield my dreams so that the nightmare I know awaits does not come to me in my sleep.
- An arrogant Wood Elf challenging the Father of Centigors to a duel, only to die an undignified death.
- Gazul revealing that the reason why He said that His brew might have killed Frederick.Gazul: It’s the worst tasting brew, isn’t it? Har, you might have thrown up till you died, haha! Or your tongue might have shriveled up, and you could have choked on it!
- The revelation that Doomclaw's deep voice is caused by a specially made machine.Doomclaw: "No! My heavy-squeak box! I will kill-eat you slow!"
- The Trouser Legs Ritual Frederick and co. undergoes.Anna von Hohenzollern: “I found the dancing portion intriguing, when we were made to-,”
- Frederick setting Orion's genitals on fire with a Hohenzollern Cocktail.
- Frederick's and Natasha's (and the players') reactions upon finding out from Hagrid the news of what happened at Marienburg the day they left it. For once in the quest, they missed out on an adventure.
- The heirs of the Northern Trident going on a days-long drunken bender along with their retinues (and some cadres of Magisters)... only to end up in Albion of all places.
- After the Dhar-Meargh's death a powerful daemon is released and proceeded to presumably give a speech about how he was now free and would destroy the world etc., etc. Presumably because everyone was deafened by the explosion that resulted from the Dhar-Meargh's death and/or the unraveling of the fimir's ritual and thus couldn't hear a thing. The daemon (Be'lakor?) proceeded to get overpowered and killed in under a minute by the forces of the Albish and their allies, and failed to achieve anything.
- Hultressa becoming increasingly flustered due to Frederick, what with his soul bond with Natasha, him off-handily mentioning he knows a living former chosen of Khaine, his general resilience to pain, injury and the various other methods of torture used against him.
- It turns out that kicking a wall with your bare feet is painful, even if you're a God.
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOG!!!!!! ME! BLEEDIN'! FOOOOOOOOOOT!!!
—The Entire Greenskin Race
