Yukako but Crime
is a short one-shot Jojos Bizarre Adventure Golden Wind fanfic by Beanpole_Zora in which Yukako Yamagishi is a member of Passione.
Yukako but Crime provides examples of:
- Adaptational Gender Identity: Mikitaka, who is only ever referred to with male pronouns in canon, is genderfluid in this fic.
- Grievous Harm with a Body: At one point Yukako gets into an argument with Fugo and whips the nearest object at him. Said object happens to be Narancia.
- Heroic BSoD: Koichi freezes up upon finding out that Yukako is in the mafia.
- I Need a Freaking Drink: Or rather "I Need More Freaking Drinks": Abbacchio, having already downed four glasses of wine is easily talked into a fifth to cope with his squadmates' stupid argument.
- Mythology Gag: The fic itself was based on a unique dialog between Yukako and Bruno in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All Star Battle R, where Yukako recognizes Bruno as a Capo of Passione.
- Oh, Crap!: Giorno has one when he finds out that Koichi, who he robbed from earlier, is the boyfriend of his new team-mate Yukako, who he just learned from Mista is very vicious if someone harms her boyfriend. Mista does the same when he sees Yukako standing behind Giorno just as he admit his mistake.
- Right Behind Me: After learning that Yukako is a Violently Protective Girlfriend towards her boyfriend Koichi, Giorno admits to Mista that a few days prior he robbed Koichi blind. Then Mista freaks out when he sees that Yukako having overheard the whole thing, and very furious towards her new teammate.
- Seen It All: Between her time in Morioh and her time in Passione, Yukako is well experienced with different type of Stands and the supernatural. She recounts her experience to help ease Trish into the oddities of Stands.
- Seinfeldian Conversation: Mista and Fugo spend at least thirty minutes arguing over whether or not gift cards can be used to purchase an entire company.
- Spared by the Adaptation: Bruno, Abbacchio and Narancia all managed to survive the events of Golden Wind.
- Violently Protective Girlfriend: As in canon, Yukako is violently protective of Koichi and will deal with anyone who messes with him. This leads to an Oh, Crap! moment when, after listening to Giorno confess to robbing Koichi blind, Mista finds an utterly enraged Yukako standing behind Giorno.
