Beta's Note: Hello again. Turns out that even after the last ordeal, she still wants to write this crap. I apologize ahead of time. On the bright side she seems to have gotten over the need to write 'Geddit' after every time she wrote 'sad' or something equally stupid.
— The story's beta reader and author's sister
1000 tearz or deth
is a Harry Potter Fanfic about an emo American girl at Hogwarts with an Overly Long Name, written by a rude author who loves to insult prepz. Yes, that does sound familiar, but it actually predates My Immortal by a year. Somehow, the spelling and grammar manages to be even worse than that of its spiritual cousin, although the snarky comments of the beta reader and her grammar-improved version of the text are worth reading.
This work provides examples of:
- Deadpan Snarker: The beta reader, who's also the authors sister, until she just gave up and stopped even reading the story.
- Jerk Jock: The fic introduces "joks" to the now standard preps vs. goths dynamic.
- Noble Wolf: A supposedly cool one appears in the first chapter to deliver the protagonist the letter from Hogwarts. An owl like everyone else wasn't good enough.
- Our Demons Are Different: The "demon of emoness" is a tree.
- Overly Long Name: Atera Darkness Amy Nny Gerard Klesa Quella Elddir, although everyone calls her Amy.
- Troll Fic: Likely, because it resembles My Immortal in many ways. Officially, it's basically a Raven/Tara scenario where the "Raven" is the "Tara's" older sister. The final chapter lacks the supposed beta and has the author act more apologetically and mature, so it might be genuine.
- The Glorious War of Sisterly Rivalry: The cocky author and her caustic sister.
- When Trees Attack: A tree that proclaims itself the "demon of emoness" comes to life when our "heroes" stand in the forest.
It doesn't do anything, though.
