Fanfic / Dairantou Saint Zearth

Dairantou Saint Zearth is what happens when a twentysomething-year-old loser and a someteen-year-old ditz decide to use the latter's crazy origin story for the world of Smash Bros. as well as this fruity little club of a website to somehow convert Bokurano into a Nintendo themed Super Sentai series.

Two boys by the name of Marco and Cress Tenda manage to uncover twelve stuffed dolls in the attic that their great-great-uncle had brought in from the Amazon, but are dragged to a weekend school camping trip for Labor Day organized by a manic pixie-like schoolgirl of all people. There, the two find themselves among a large swarm of folks ranging from pre-school to high-school in the age department. figured this girl could get this off the ground with next to no effort whatsoever. Naturally, they had to be acompanied by at least two college students for the trip to be a thing.

Long story short, they find a box which dispenses curious apparatus before heading into a cave where they meet a guy who asks them to play this game about a giant mecha that turns out to be real and now they have to fend off fifteen mechanical monstrosities in all. And then it turns out that a certain ex-god with a history with a certain survival game has set up a deal with the masterminds at the Multi-Dimensional Diversity System to rent out twelve of their Starcruncher mecha for use in another survival test which sees the ones who survive to the end of the initial trials of each of the twelve teams. the god in question, Deus ex Machina, selects twelve different sets of champions for his army against the incoming Spiral Nemesis, each set hailing from another universe and each set receiving a giant robot with four out of twelve receiving masks containing a fragment of the powers of Deus and three of his collegues and four carrying the burden of engaging in the intended game they were contracted for because the program still needs some universe-wrecking mechs to be snuffed out.

And naturally, given some of the main canon's source material, the twelve mechs Deus had rented are fueled by the pilots' midichlorians, killing the poor sucker piloting the mechs in question for that specific round right there on the spot. And if that wasn't enough, there's even a few people from other universes monitoring and testing the poor kids in secret! Hijinx and Hilarity to Follow!

You can find the fanfic here!

The elder author even made up a Spacebattles page for it here!

Our Heroes

The Kyuseigers

From Bokurano

• Takashi Waku/Zearth Red:
• Masaru Kodaka "Kodama"/Zearth Indigo:
• Daichi Yamura/Zearth Brown:
• Mako Nakarai "Nakama":
• Isao Kako/Zearth Green:
• Chizuru Honda "Chizu"/Zearth Violet:
• Moji Kunihiko/Zearth Blue:
• Maki Ano/Zearth Turquoise:
• Yosuke Kirie/Zearth Gray:
• Takami Komoda "Komo"/Zearth Teal:
• Aiko Tokosumi "Anko":
• Kanji Yoshikawa/Zearth Black:
• Kana Ushiro:
• Yoko Machi:
• Jun Ushiro:
• Kozue Kurasawa:
• Maria Ichinose:
• Mayako Makishima:

The Smashers

• Mario
• Luigi
• Donkey Kong
• Link
• Samus Aran
• Captain Falcon
• Fox McCloud
• Kirby
• Ness
• Pikachu
• Jigglypuff
• Mewtwo

From Heirlooms

• Marco Tenda
• Cress Tenda
• Freya Tenda
• Caitlyn Tenda
• Harold Tenda
• Nicole Tenda
• Monica Tenda
• Hikoi Tenda
• Maurice Jinaka "Sage"
• Koraline Imanok
• And a Capcom and a Namco stand-in Reevee21 has not designed yet!

From Kingdom Hearts

• Sora Rockbell
• Riku Raiobiki
• Kairi Hakumei
• Namine Hakumei
• Lea Yamauchi
• Roxas Rockbell
• Xion Botkins
• Ventus Frederickson
• Madoka Quentira 'Aqua' Waku
• Terra Capulet

From El Goonish Shive

• Elliot Dunkel
• Tedd Verres
• Sarah Brown
• Grace Sciruidae
• Nanase Kitsune
• Susan Pompoms
• Ellen Dunkel

Masterminds

The Organizers

• Deus Ex Machina: A former God who has recently surrendered his powers to a victor in three separate universes, the elder two of which eventually eroded away godless and forgotten.
  • Murmur: His assistant who now currently serves the trinity of gods crowned by Deus' prior survival games.
  • Yuno Gaasai: The maiden from the first world who won its corresponding survival game.
  • Yukiteru Amano: The victor of the survival game fans remember from the original series.
  • John Bacchus: The man who proposed the Survival Game in all three continuities of his home series and ultimately the only one in the Third World willing to ascend to godhood after calling off the one in the third of said continuities.
  • Tyrannux: A deity mask bestowed upon one Terry Bartholomew Jones by Deus Ex Machina after agreeing to sign a specific contract from a Genie.
• Miru Nex Atomisa: A Maternal deity who had been robbed of her face due to a prior engagement.
• Ende Demise: Deus' brother created by the Eternal Emperor
  • The Anti Spiral: A Xenophobic hive-mind created by Ende Demise to prevent any excessive evolution.
  • Unicron: A deity mask bestowed upon a forsaken child embedded with his powers over the balance of creation and destruction.

Shocker

• Lunar Empress: The Current Leader of SHOCKER and its army of Monsters from the realm of Toei's Super Heroes. Under her Regime, She had become a name feared by Riders and Rangers alike through the modification of various super heroes into Obediant Cyborgs ala the numbered Kamen Riders[[note: Ichigo, Nigo, Sango, Yongo]] resulting in an army of not just Shocker Riders, but Shocker Sentai and, Get this... Shocker Cure! Needless to say, she is viewed by Deus and the Anti-Spirals as a legitimate Threat.
• Shadowborg: Revived by the Lunar Empress
• Luffwax: A Greeed cloned from a scientist
• Shocker Rider DuplOOO: An army of 'Shocker Riders' created when she dispensed Shocker Rider Decade to activate Kamen Rider OOO's Final Form Ride to dispense Combo Medals which she uses to revive the corresponding Greeed to serve as her generals
  • Ankh: The Bird Greeed and a dishonest wildcard who once served under Kamen Rider OOO during his initial year of adventures. Now that he's been revived for a life of servace as Shocker Rider DuplOOO TaJaDor he appears to be loyal to the Lunar Empress for now.
  • Kazari: The Feline Greeed and a cunning schemer. This trait would be something to prove himself to be useful to the Lunar Empress upon being revived for duty as Shocker Rider DuplOOO RaToraTah.
  • Uva: The Insect Greeed and a hot-headed warrior, he's proven to be more patient and resourceful than he lets on upon being revived to become Shocker Rider DuplOOO GataKiriBa.
  • Gamel: The Large Animal Greeed and a simple-minded brute. Always willing to cover Mezool as Shocker Rider DuplOOO SaGoSou, Gamel is a loyal follower to the cause of Shocker
  • Mezool: The Aquatic Greeed and a mother-figure to her kin. Given a second chance to forfill her hidden desire as Shocker Rider DuplOOO ShaUTa, Mezool does what she can for the sake of her saviors.
  • Doctor Kiyoto Maki: Once one of the Kougami Foundation's brightest scientists, now serving under the Shocker organization as Shocker Rider DuplOOO PuToTyra after being revived due to his soul being stored in the Dinosaur Core Medals via the Dinosaur Greeed

Recurring Super Sentai tropes:

• By the Power of Grayskull! - Believe it or not, it's nothing more than a simple: 'Henshin'
• Eyecatch - Had it been an actual sentai series, it would have more than likely featured the same type of eyecatches as its prior incarnation
• Fleeting Demographic Rule - Also, if you were to take it into account like you would your usual sentai series, you'd probably realize that it's been a grand total of EIGHTTEEN YEARS since Video Games took center stage as a central theme in a Super Sentai.[[note: Five Years if you count DATAS as a member of his respective team.]]
• Henshin Hero - Not at first, but become this by episode 5, courtacy of one Marco Tenda 'Sparking' a set of outfits designed by the Kyuseiger Back-Room.
• Humongous Mecha - Zearth as usual, Now dubbed the Mighty Zearth as Zearth has been incorporated into the name of the Team: Zearth Sentai Kyuseiger
• In the Name of the Moon - The Creator has stated that when all the Kyuseigers join in this trope, it shall be so glorious, it will deserve a video clip of its own. But for now, let's see who's already contributed to the roll call thus far
• Make My Monster Grow - Averted, and with good reason!
• "On the Next Episode of..." Catch-Phrase - Averted in favor of some poetic writing read aloud by a character ala Wolf's Rain

Tropes unique to this series

• Adaptation Expansion - The families of the Pilots receive more screen time in this story, to the point where the story names plenty of the family members
• Adults Are Useless - Averted as with both versions of the source material
• A God I Am Not - Deus is retired, having calmly passed his role over to three individuals, two of which are because their intended worlds have fell too far into ruin. However, that doesn't mean he still can't pull some strings from time to time.
• Alternate Universe - Mainly with the corporations that exist and dont exist in the world, some are replaced with a corresponding Suspiciously Similar Substitute from whatever series the author, some have their history somewhat re-arranged and had their futures bettered or bleakened to the point where some films appeared earlier as is the case for the upcoming Power Rangers Movie. But in terms of poor Nintendo, there's no trace of them to be seen, having relegated to the references in the family life of the Tenda Family.
• Anyone Can Die - If Episode Three has ultimately proven with Miss Kamijiha
  • And to prove it wasn't a fluke, Tomoki would pilot the mech and die four episodes later.
• Beach Episode - The series starts with one.
• Bilingual Bonus - The first word in the title is a shout out to Super Smash Bros.^note Dairantou is Japanese for "Great Melee"

• Bland-Name Product: MgRonalds for McDonald's.

• Dwindling Party: Expected once you watch the original Bokurano anime.
• Early-Bird Cameo - The Tenda Cousins are introduced within the first episode.
  • Three Episodes later in chapter 11, Lieutenant Senior Grade Masamitsu Seki and Captain Misumi Tanaka end up encountering a some allies sent in by the Strategic Homeland Intervention Enforcement and Logistics Division.
• Establishing Series Moment - Just after fleshing out a character inspired from the most notorious Smash Bros Mary Sue in the fandom today, and she's dropped off the mech at the end of the third episode.

• Heroic Blue Screen of Death - Waku undergoes a particularly bad one from the end of Episode Three onward.
• Humongous Mecha - Zearth as usual, Now dubbed the Mighty Zearth as Zearth has been incorporated into the name of the Team: Zearth Sentai Kyuseiger
• In-Series Nickname - Naturally, the extra adjective added to Zearth's name results in it being refered to as MZ...
• Living Toys - The Smashers, as is the case with the fanfiction whence they came.
• Locked Out of the Loop - The Smashers have no clue about Zearth, the pilots have no clue about the Smashers, and 'dem Tenda boys intend to keep it that way.
  • And there's Aqua's old crew, the holy sextet. They wind up Demoted to Extra as a consequence!
• Meaningful Funeral - Sarah Kamijiha is the guest of honor of one, complete with cremation.
• Mega Crossover - According to Word of God, as long as there is a page on this website for any work of fiction, an appearance in this fanfiction is probably inevitable. Right out the gate, we have Super Smash Bros., El Goonish Shive, Toy Story, Supper Smash Bros: Mishonh From God, and even The Devil is a Part-Timer! if the MgRonalds is any indicator.
  • And then along came Senator Yukihime
  • Action Scientist Joel Dawson and his pals, Hiromu Shinbo and his Laptop persocom Sumomo, and even Inspector Gadget of all people wind up being sent over to San Fransokyo by the notorious Strategic Homeland Intervention Enforcement and Logistics Division
• Named by the Adaptation - Part and Parcel to the Adaptation Expansion of the families of the original fifteen. Even the Kingdom Hearts characters get last names!

• Shout-Out - Sora and Roxas' last name is Rockbell, Now, Where have we heard that name before?
• Spared by the Adaptation - Word of God says the purpose of this story is to be to Bokurano what Nobody Dies is to Evangellion. And the former makes the latter look like Care Bears!
• The Unexpected - It really says a lot about the Mega Crossover element of the story when both Joel Dawson and Inspector Gadget are sent in by the Strategic Homeland Intervention Enforceme- (Tanaka: Just call us S.H.I.E.L.D.)

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