Fan Disservice / The Nostalgia Critic

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• The TGWTG 4 DVD menu. The first one had Doug in a skimpy dress, the second was an incesty shower scene, the third advertisement was him shirtless and Depraved Bisexual, but while this involves uniforms and leather jackets, he intentionally makes himself look sicker than normal by smearing on eyeliner under his eyes.
• He went so above and beyond in the Sailor Moon “talking dick” scene that it was actually discussed in a real article:
  Anne Lee: In the flashback, the hypersexual 14 year old Nostalgia Critic with a metaphorical penis gun wears a black t-shirt and blue jeans. Remember when Nostalgia Critic showed us pictures of real 14 year old girls? You know, the ones wearing t-shirts and blue jeans? The ones who were decidedly not sexy? Again, it’s perfect example of how we as a society view male sexuality and female sexuality–dudes are hypersexual beings no matter how they dress, but female sexuality only exists when a woman or girl wears something sexy.
• He has “empty, hollow and not nearly over fast enough” offscreen sex with Eight Crazy Nights that sounds more like he ended up raping it than anything else.
• Hard to enjoy the two attractive guys on the bed in "The Top 11 Strangest And Best Couples" when one wants to throw up at getting touched and unlike the millions of examples on TGWTG where they're at least enjoying the queer tease, the whole joke here is just gay panic.
• Played for Laughs in Ghost Rider 2, as Doug (in a wife-beater!) starts to masturbate, but his dick disintegrates and he's horrified for good reason. It Makes Sense in Context.
• The title card for the American Beauty editorial puts Doug's sad tired face on Mena Suvari's naked body.
• The “Is Eyes Wide Shut Artsy Porn” title card◊ with shirtless Critic. It's the masks behind him and how in the episode he talks about nightmares where he's broken down and exposed that makes it more invasive.
• Tamara is in cleavage-enhancing leather during Matrix Month, but she can't move her body or her face, and as she's been brainwashed, isn't wearing it of her own free will.
• Mr. Fanservice Zod is doing porn in The Haunted Mansion (2003), but only because his castration from the Man of Steel is so bad he gets money from Bile Fascination viewers.
• Doug's costume in the Fantastic Four (2005) review. It's tight and there's not much of it, but it's also eye-searingly orange and gets covered with dorito bits. In the making of, Doug is enjoying the hell out of it and tells Rob to quote Dune because he knows he wants to. At first Rob laughs “gay pride and loving it”. Tamara also says he looks like a gay Big Bird, and Doug corrects that he makes Big Bird look straight.
• In Event Horizon, Critic bent over a table showing his ass and asking people to look up there would be heavy Ship Tease if his asshole wasn't the place of hell.
• Rob really wants to troll with a clipless 50 Shades review, promising that Doug, Tamara and Malcolm will take clothes off… and then it turns out that the re-enacting is done by sock puppets.
• In Suicide Squad (2016), Rob as the Chart Guy starts to masturbate. Lampshaded by Critic who never wants to see that.
• In the Bay parody of what he'd be like currently doing the Got Milk commercial, Tamara is a prize, but she's got giant grotesque boobs and huge lips.

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