Famous Last Words / Tales from the Crypt

• "No! It's not right! No! Nooo! It ain't right—" Charley Ledbetter, "The Man Who Was Death"
• "Shut up, Cynthia! Shut up, Cynthia! No, no, wait wait wait wait wait—" Theodore Carne, "The Man Who Was Death"
• "What? No!" Cynthia Baldwin, "The Man Who Was Death"
• "It's my job. It's my duty 'cause it's my job. If a man ain't good at his job, then what the hell is he good for? What's anything good for?" Niles Talbot, "The Man Who Was Death"
• "What are you, deaf? I said let me have it!" The Husband, "And All Through The House"
• "Wait, slow down! Wait! Wait!" Dr. Emil Manfred, "Dig That Cat...He's Real Gone"
• "Somebody! I don't have nine lives! Somebody! LET ME OUT!" Ulric, "Dig That Cat...He's Real Gone"
• "Who are you?" Ronnie Price, "Only Sin Deep"
• "Charlie, put the knife down.” Cathy Finch, "Dead Right"
• "If I can’t have you, NOBODY CAN!" Charlie Marino, "Dead Right"
• "I LOVE YOU! I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU! FOREVER AND EVER!" Margaret Richardson, "'Til Death". She Came Back Wrong
• "No, it's the law. One can't be too careful in this climate." Dr. Freddy, "'Til Death"
• "NOOOOOOOOO!" Logan Andrews, "'Til Death", being Driven to Suicide in order to escape Richardson. He is unwillingly brought back.
• "You're crazy! You're out of your fucking mind!" Alan, "Three's A Crowd"
• "Where's Alan?" Della, "Three's A Crowd"
• "Help me, Gloria!" Sebastian Fielding, "The Sacrifice"
• "Plenty...forty-eight...hate this...set you free..." James Reed, "The Sacrifice"
• "Come on! Let's go, goddammit! Let's hurry it up! Pull the switch! Shoot me the juice! FRY ME!" Marty Slash, "For Cryin' Out Loud"
• "No. Who?" Ms. Kielbasa, "For Cryin' Out Loud
• "You fool. You stupid old fool." Louisa Yates, "The Four-Sided Triangle"
• "Billy, get 'im off me! Get 'im off me! Get 'im off me!" Mr. Ingles, "The Ventriloquist's Dummy"
• "Hi, uncle. What are you doing with my ball?" Bobby Thornberry, "Fitting Punishment"
• "Somebody help me! No! No! Nooo!" Ezra Thornberry, "Fitting Punishment"
• "Oh shi-" Edward Foster, "Loved to Death"
• "Yes, let's." Miranda Singer, "Loved to Death"
• "No, fuck you." A policeman, "Carrion Death"
• "I'm Lou Paloma. Blow me." Lou Paloma, "The Trap"
• "Oh, no, no, no... you know..." Matilda, "None But the Lonely Heart"
• "Howard! Turn it... turn it off!" Morty, "None But the Lonely Heart"
• "Well, look Mr. Prince..." Baxter, "None But the Lonely Heart"
• "No! No, that's the deal! And I've said all I intend to say!" Stanhope, "None But the Lonely Heart"
• "Howard..." Ephie Gluckman, "None But the Lonely Heart"
• "Shit, man, they're coming for you! Run! Run! Run!" Gravedigger, "None But the Lonely Heart"
• "OH MY GOD, HELP! NO, NO, AARRRRAGH!!!!" Howard Prince, "None But the Lonely Heart"
• "Isn't that silly of me?" Joyce, "Beauty Rest"
• "Yeah. So what kind of girl are you?" Druscilla, "Beauty Rest"
• "You're crazy! I'm calling the cops, you hear? The cops! The cops!" Mr. Chumley, "What's Cookin"
• "COME OUT, YOU SORRY SONS OF BITCHES!!" Billy, "Showdown"
• "Ellen!" Joseph Renfield, "Strung Along"
• "Come on, we don't have that much time." David, "Strung Along"
• "This isn't funny." Ellen Renfield, "Strung Along"
• "Help me..." Todd, "The Assassin"
• "Son of a bitch!" William, "The Assassin"
• "Ronald?" Simoine Bardou, "The Assassin"
• "Willa-" Luden Sandleton, "99 and 44/100 Pure Horror"
• "You always wanted to shower with me, Lu. Here's your chance." Willa Sandleton, "99 and 44/100 Pure Horror"
• "Naw, that's an old trick I picked up at Benny's shooting gallery on Coney Island. And if you don't quit stalling, I'll show you some other tricks I learned in Brooklyn." Lou Spinelli, "You, Murderer"
• "Yes, there's been a murder." Erika, "You, Murderer"
• "Oh my God!" Dr. Charles, "You, Murderer"
• "Run! Ruuuunn!" Betty Spinelli, "You, Murderer"
• "You bitch." Armed Robber #1, "Cold War"
• "Right- Aw, sh-" Cutter, "Cold War"
• "Come here!" Barry, "Smoke Wrings"
• "Reverend?" Lucy, "About Face"
• "What are you doing?" Sarah, "About Face"
• "God is my protector! He is the Wo—" Leah, "About Face"
• "Father... what have you done?" Abigail, "About Face"
• "Well, then let her in stupid, so the fun can begin!" Drinky Pig, "The Third Pig"
• "Come right on in, miss!" Smokey Pig, "The Third Pig"
• "Little pig, little pig, quit stabbing my head! You can't kill what's already dead!" Zombie Pig, "The Third Pig"
• "Must destroy!" Dudley Pig, "The Third Pig"

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