Famous Last Words / Live-Action TV: O to Z

O

• Once Upon a Time
  • "I believe, given the chance, we can find happiness. Together. But the choice is yours." Henry Mills Senior
  • "Thank you. I understand. I believe that's what you're doing now." Daniel
  • "I remember.. I remember. Thank you." Graham/The Huntsman
  • "I know how to recognize.. a desperate soul." Zoso/The Dark One
  • "You chose her." Anita
  • "I love you." Milah
  • "My only regret is that I won't live to see you marry Snow." Ruth
  • "The boy.. will be your undoing." The Blind Seer
  • "As long as you hold the spirit of goodness in your heart, I shall never leave you." Queen Eva
  • "Let me go, Snow, it's alright!" Johanna
  • "This would've been enough. You would've been enough." Cora Mills
  • "Then you're not getting the boy." Greg Mendell
  • "Can you forgive me?" Tamara
  • "No no no no no no!" Felix
  • "Rumple, please. You can stop this. Remove the dagger. We can start over. We can have a happy ending." Peter Pan
  • "But I'm a villain. And villains don't get happy endings." Rumplestiltskin/Mr. Gold, although he gets better soon enough.
  • "I love you too, Papa." Neal Cassidy/Baelfire
  • "Wait. Wait! I'm powerless now. R-Regina's got my pendant. My magic's gone. I can't hurt anyone! Why?!" Zelena/Wicked Witch of the West...except she's actually Faking the Dead
  • "All I wanted was to have my sisters' love and now I have it. Now, I get to join them." Ingrid/The Snow Queen
  • "All due respect, I don’t trust you. Or believe you. So, unless you’re kidnapping me I’m going to go find my family." Marian before Emma knocked her out. We later learn that Zelena killed while she was unconscious.
  • "And you're a hero. And heroes don't kill." Cruella De Vil
  • "What do you think of that, Your Majesty?" Killian Jones/Captain Hook, alternate universe. He gets better.
  • "No...I won't be." Regina, alternate universe. She also gets better.
  • "Find him. His Name Is... Merlin. You must...stop...the darkness..." The Apprentice
  • "I love you." Emma Swan, maybe.
  • "It's okay." Hook
• Once Upon a Time in Wonderland
  • "Just...mercy." Farzeen
  • "Now, will you reunite me with my wife?" The Grendel
  • "Please...don't kill me. I beg you." Gerard
  • "This belonged to him. Return it. He will remember. You are his blood. He will not turn you away." Ulima, Jafar's mother
  • "I just wanted you to feel something for me." Elizabeth « The Lizard » 
  • "Will, Will. Look at me!" Anastasia, the Red Queen. She gets better.
  • "Jafar...help!" The Sultan killed by his son Jafar.
  • "Please. Let me go." Amara
• One Piece (2023)
  • "You want to know? Where my treasure is? I'll tell you. Wealth... fame... power... I've found everything this world has to offer. Free yourselves. Take to the seas. My treasure... is yours to find!" Gold Roger
  • "Nami? Nojiko? I love you girls." Belle-Mère
• Orange Is the New Black
  • "Get off me, man." Poussey Washington
  • "Hey." Piscatella
• The Originals
  • "Rot in hell, monster." Jane-Anne Deveraux
  • "... drink." Timothy
  • "I believe." Davina Claire. She gets better.
  • "In the name of the witches of the french quarter... it is my honor." Papa Tunde
  • " Monique... stop..." Sophie Deveraux
  • "No, no! Ollie, no!" Eve
  • "In death, we are all the same." Father Kieran
  • "Please, can I hold her?" Hayley Marshall. She gets better.
• Orphan Black
  • "You're not Beth." Katja Obinger
  • "No." Olivier Duvall
  • "Allison!" Aynsley Norris
  • "Your foster mother..." Amelia
  • "Einstein didn't believe in God." Tomas
  • "Don't go anywhere." Daniel Stern
  • "I gave you your wife.'' Aldous Leekie
  • "I'm afraid you don't deserve me anymore." Ethan Duncan.
  • "Cure them, Virginia. Forget the rest." Paul Dierden
  • "We had a purpose. Just like you." Rudy
• Oz
  • "I can... I can feel my legs..." Augustus Hill
  • "My plan worked perfectly, hug me Leo, hug me, hug me Leo, hug me". Clayton Hughes
  • "Arif, don't harm him." Kareem Said after being shot by Leumel Idzik.
  • "Toby, I love you. BEECHER DON'T!" Chris Keller. After Tobias Beecher rejects him for the last time. Keller kills himself by pushing himself over a rail and framing Beecher for murder.
  • "That cocksucker!" Vern Schillinger's last words on being stabbed by his Arch-Enemy Tobias Beecher during a performance of ''Macbeth''. Ironically he's not referring to Beecher, but to Manipulative Bastard Chris Keller, who switched Beecher's prop knife for a real one (it was supposed to be the other way round).
• Ozark
  • "I said, only Marty Byrde can somehow convince me to partner with a bunch of red–" Camino Del Rio
  • "If I just plunge this, right into her–" Mason Young
  • "Hey asshole, it's just a dog. Either leave it or drag it the fuck away." Cade Langmore
  • "Wait. This is a dream." Ben Davis
  • "Are you hearing me? I will burn this place, and every unholy son of a bitch inside–" Frank Cosgrove Sr
  • "I was thinking he should have both last names, right?" Wyatt Langmore
  • "Well, I am sorry about that. I think maybe if we–" Darlene Snell
  • "Felicidades. Please–" Javi Elizonndro
  • "Where are we going?" Omar Navarro
  • "Well? Are you gonna fucking do this shit, or what?" Ruth Langmore
  • "World doesn't work like that." Mel Sattem

P

• Penny Dreadful
  • "I shall have many. Ten. More than ten if we..." Proteus
  • "If I had a son, I would wish him a long and easy life. I think your life will not be easy, but it should be long. Mine is practically over. If I seek demons and in the chase am destroyed, no harm will come to mankind. You could yet astonish the world." Abraham Van Helsing
  • "I'm your daughter!" Mina Harker
  • "Aye, but to where? I've not been good. Who waits for me on the other side of the door?" Brona Croft
  • "Now you watch yourself close, my little scorpion. And remember this I speak now, eh? When Lucifer fell, he did not fall alone. They will hunt you until the end of days. Be true. My name is Joan Clayton." Joan Clayton
  • "Yes." Angelique
  • "I will not. I am just a man. You have been chosen by God. My friend, Ethan Chandler." Sembene
  • "Nooooooooo!" Evelyn Poole
  • "Hell awaits us both." Hecate Poole
  • "Oh, that's right. Run away like you've always run all your life. You don't think I'll send men to find you? They'll hunt you, and they'll hunt you, and they won't stop, and when I die, I'll haunt you from the grave. My dying curse will be..." Jared Talbot
  • "I would rather die here on my feet than live a lifetime on my knees." Justine
  • "Oh, Ethan... I see... our Lord..." Vanessa Ives
• Person of Interest:
  • "I didn't need to lure you out. I've been following you for weeks." Alicia Corwin
  • "...fair enough." Special Counsel
  • "You really think you're gonna be the one to kill me?" Patrick Simmons
  • "Get in." Carl Elias
  • "The queen's sacrifice. So be it! Be at peace, Harold. We have created a new world. With our lives and now with our deaths, Samaritan's survival is ensured. As is life's evolution. History will revere us!" John Greer
• Pretty Little Liars:
  • "What are you doing here?" Ian Thomas
  • "Come here, where are you going?" Nathan St. Germain/Lyndon James
  • "It's so beautiful. I'm so... sorr-" Ezra Fitz. He gets better.
  • " Jenna doesn't even know I'm here. And once I'm done with you, she can finally go back to her life." Shana Fring
  • "Mom?" Mona Vanderwaal. She also gets better.
• Primeval:
  • "That body we found... it was me, wasn't it? I was looking at myself." Tom Ryan
  • "I'm a professional. I don't talk. Ever." "The Cleaner"
  • "What have you done? They're going to kill us all! No!" Oliver Leek
  • "Tell Abby and Connor to keep out of trouble." Stephen Hart
  • "Save yourself." Nick Cutter clone
  • "Temple, tell Claudia Brown... never mind, it doesn't matter." Nick Cutter
  • "Help me!" Christine Johnson
  • "And you know what? You're both wrong. Goodbye, Danny." Helen Cutter
• Prison Break:
  • "Oh my God." Veronica Donovan
  • "I kneel only to God, and I don't see Him here." John Abruzzi
  • "I'm not ready to go, man." Roland Glenn
  • "Push it!" Brad Bellick
  • "Semper prontus." Jonathan Krantz/The General
• Psych
  • "Do you think there is racquetball in heaven?" Mary Lightly

Q

• Quantico
  • "Alex...RUN!!!" Natalie Vasquez

R

• Red Dwarf:
  • "A miracle! This is the happiest day of my-" Cat Priest
  • "Look, I'll prove it to you. I'll take mine off first. We'll soon see who's the crazy one around here!" Confidence
  • "Look, it was your job to fix it, Rimmer! You can't do sloppy work on the drive plate!" Captain Hollister
  • "Gazpacho soup!" Arnold Rimmer (Interesting case where the reasoning for these incredibly strange last words is investigated. It only makes Rimmer's 'life' worse when Lister finds out.)
  • "Don't forget to write, you great nancy!" Duplicate Rimmer
  • "To take the cyanide capsule, simply break open, like so, and place under the tongue." Xpress Lifts Hostess
  • "And this things this boy can do with alphabetti spaghetti!" The Polymorph, in the form of Rimmer's mother
  • "Calculators just die? No such... place? Does... not..." Hudzen-10
  • "Malfunction... does not compute! Malfunction! Mal... function!" Simulant
  • "Destroy them! Keep shooting!" Hitler Waxdroid
  • "But you can't! My work! All my glorious work will be undone!" The Inquisitor
  • "Charge, my hordes of darkness! Bring me the head of the despicable one!" The Unspeakable One
  • "Game Over, boys!" Mr. Flibble
  • "See you in Silicon Hell!" Simulant Captain
  • "I do not understand why you're having such problems grasping this concept. I'm a totally ruthless, amoral killing machine. So why, in the name of all that's putrid, don't you believe that I'm serious?" Simulant Pilot
  • "Better that than be forced to live like you. Like rats trapped together, marooned in deep space. Your answer, thirty seconds." Future Rimmer
  • "Locked on! Fire—" Dave Lister. He gets better.
  • "Is he okay?" The Cat. He gets better too.
  • "Dead. But there may be a—" Kryten. He gets better as well.
  • "Kryten! Kryten, there may be a what? A way out of this, is that what you were going to say? Speak, Kryten, how can we change what's happening?" Arnold Rimmer. He gets better yet again.
  • "I'd like to thank you all for giving me the opportunity to... be reborn." John F. Kennedy
  • "Goodbye, Ace Rimmer! You were a most worthy adversary!" Captain Voorhese
  • "Smoke me a kipper, I'll... be..." Ace Rimmer
  • "I'm sorry! I didn't mean nuthin!" Able
  • "It's all hopeless! Nobody loves me! I'm so ugly. I never get invited to parties! I hate this ship! I HATE EVERYTHING!" Rogue Simulant
  • "My name is Knott! My name is..." Warden Knott
  • "But you do kill me. I've seen it." Cassandra
  • "I'll take that as a no, then." Birdman. He gets better.
  • "No. Hologram already dead. Morally, ethically, hologram killing fine." Katerina Bartokovsky
  • "If you kill me, you moron, you cease to exist! Haven't you been following any of this?" The Creator
  • "Then, you're dead." Sim Crawford
  • "Yes?" Howard Rimmer
  • "Your logic is faultless." Pree
  • "Our own torpedoes are on a collision course, sir!" Chancellor Wednesday
  • "Under treaty five of the Geneva Convention, we claim the freedoms and privileges of prisoners of war!" Dominator Zlurth
  • "This is very important. You must—" Rachel Barker
  • "Can I trust you? Can I... really?" Shaul Telford
  • "Aw, nuts!" Alternate reality Captain Hollister
• Subverted in the 1996 BBC series Rhodes. After Cecil Rhodes has died Dr Johnson is asked by reporters what his last words are. He replies: "So much to do, so little done" whereas Rhodes was actually griping: "Why can't that woman (Catherine Radziwiłł, who was stalking him) leave me alone?" and then an instruction to his servant to roll him over.
• Robin Hood
  • "My name is Royston White! I fight for Robin Hood and King Richard!" Royston White
  • "That's better." Marian
  • "You!" Allan-a-Dale
  • "I'm sorry. At least you have someone waiting for you. Marian. The love of my life. She was always yours. I lived in shame... but because of you... I die proud. I am free." Guy of Gisborne
  • "They've all escaped. How could that happen?" Isabella of Gisborne
  • "Hm. Byzantine fire." Vaisey, Sheriff of Nottingham
  • "My wife." Robin Hood of Locksley
• Subverted on Rome where Caesar dies without uttering his documented last words, or any more famous version of them (such as "et tu Brute"), which means the last thing he actually says is "Take your hands off me." before the assassins attack.
  • Similarly, Brutus does not give any of the final speeches attributed to him, but simply tells one of his soldiers to make up something appropriate and tell people he said it.

S

• Played with in one of J.D.'s fantasies in Scrubs:
  Executioner: Any last words?
  J.D.: ..."I'm a-kay?" Wait, that was terrible. Can I have a do-over?
• The Secret Circle:
  • "Cassie." Amelia Blake
  • "Give me the crystal." Henry Chamberlain
  • "Demons." Heather Barnes
  • "Please, stop! Stop it! Please, stop!" Nick Armstrong
  • "I'm not done here." Simone
  • "Of course." Calvin Wilson
  • "I'm sorry Diana, you have a good heart, but it's not enough to protect you from your true nature. It'll be fast, I promise." Luke
  • "Lucy…" Dawn Chamberlain. She gets better.
  • "I'm sorry. She was too strong." Lucy Gibbons
  • "I want power… you have nothing to offer me anymore." Samuel
  • " Charles, put that down!" Jane Blake
  • "This isn't over." Eben
  • "Don't do this. We're the same." John Blackwell
• Shameless (US)
  • "Goodbye, Sheila." Peggy Gallagher
• From Sherlock:
  • "MORIARTY!" Jeff Hope
  • "Pin yin. Liang. Liang. Qing!" Soo Lin Yao
  • "I will not reveal your identity." General Shan
  • "His voice... it sounded so soft..." The blind woman
  • "Tom? Is that you?" Professor Cairns
  • "For God's sake, kill it! KILL IT!" Dr. Robert Frankland
  • "Thank you. Bless you. As long as I'm alive, you can save your friends. You've got a way out. Well, good luck with that!" Moriarty, right before he blows his head off.
  • "Goodbye, John." Sherlock, before committing suicide. Sort of.
  • "Sorry! No chance for you to be a hero this time, Mister Holmes." Charles Augustus Magnussen
  • "Being Mary Watson was the only life worth living. Thank you." Mary Watson
  • "Remember me." The governor of Sherrinford prison
  • "Please, let me out! Someone help me, please!" The real Redbeard, Victor Trevor
• The Shield
  • "Shane? Shane!" Lem just before being blown up by his best friend.
• Skins
  • "I got it... it's Jal. Got it..." Chris Miles
  • "Ah, get the fuck off me! Get the fuck... ah!" Freddie McClair
• Sledge Hammer!
  • "Hammer! You can't defuse that bomb." Captain Trunk
  • "Don't worry. I know what I'm doing." Inspector Sledge Hammer
• Sons of Anarchy
  • "Once a biker slut, always a-" Agent Joshua Kohn
  • "Night, babies." Donna Winston
  • "He never sees this." AJ Weston
  • "Why'd you let me take it this far? Could have just told me, sent the text." Edmond Hayes
  • "You're the one that killed him." Polly Zobelle
  • "GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!" Padraic Telford
  • "No one! Just us!" Liam O'Neill
  • "I'm sorry." Keith McGee
  • "What is it?" Agent Amy Tyler
  • "Take care of our girls, Filip, yeah?" Jimmy O'Phelan
  • "Please, Opie, you had mercy before... I'm begging you, don't do this..." June Stahl
  • "Just leave her out of it." Piermont 'Piney' Winston
  • "You gotta be shittin' me." Kozik
  • "You stupid cracker bitch, you know what happens to whoever kills me, right?" Damon Pope
  • "I did not see that coming." Lee Torric
  • "Good job, Jackson." Galen O'Shea
  • "This good?" Clay Morrow
  • "Hey Wayne, is that you?" Tara Knowles
  • "We got a-" Eli Roosevelt
  • "It doesn't matter. So long as he ain't here to see what SAMCRO did to you." Jury White
  • "This is all I've got left." Wayne Unser
  • "I love you, Jackson. From the deepest, purest part of my heart. You have to do this. It's who we are, sweetheart. It's okay. My baby boy. It's time. I'm ready." Gemma Teller Morrow
• Spider-Man (Japan)
  • "The Iron Cross Army is invincible!" Professor Monster
• Strike Back
  • "Latif must speak in the only language the west understands... Blood. John Porter
  • "I will kill her. I will kill... Abasi Sawatha
  • "What about my family? Kenneth Bratton
  • "You always had my back" Kate Marshall
  • "I'd like it to be you. Soldier to Soldier." Daniel Connelly
  • "Yes" in response to being asked if he has a family. Oliver Sinclair
  • "Shot in the back, that figures." Karl Matlock
  • "Come on, Stonebridge." Craig Hanson
  • "I'll see you in hell, soldier." James Leatherby, having been shot several times.

T

• Teen Wolf
  • "I'm sorry." Kate Argent. She gets better
  • "You've... already... decided. I can smell it on you!" Peter Hale. He gets better.
  • "I can't do this myself. Chris, help me... Now." Victoria Argent.
  • "Boyd..." Erica Reyes
  • "The full moon... that feeling... it was worth it. Do you know it was a lunar eclipse? Always wondered what that felt like for one of us. For a werewolf." Vernon Boyd
  • "I'm gonna die, aren't I? I can't- I can't take it anymore, I can't! Please... please..." Paige.
  • "I SHOULD HAVE RIPPED YOUR HEAD OFF!" Kali
  • "Of course it's you. Everyone else suffers, but somehow you come out on top. And now that Scott's an Alpha, you'll be able to steal it from him. You'll be an Alpha again." Jennifer Blake/The Darach
  • "It's ok. It's ok. It's perfect. I'm in the arms... of my first love. The first person I ever loved, the person I'll always love. I love you, Scott. Scott McCall. [...] You have to tell my dad. You have to tell my dad, tell him..." Allison Argent
  • "Change the host..." The Nogitsune
  • "Lydia never believed I was one of the good guys anyways." Aiden
  • "Wendigos don't need help. We need FOOD!" Sean Walcott
  • "You think you're so big? You think you're so big?!" Garret
• Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
  • "I'll never help you get to John Connor." Allison Young
  • "I'm sorry John." Cameron's last message to John that repeats itself on the computer monitor. However, it's still unknown whether or not her AI survived on the chip.
  • "I'm not gonna scream." Dr. Boyd Sherman's assistant before she was killed by a terminator
  • "God, that bitch pisses me off." Mr. Tuck
  • "That's never happened before." Mr. Nelson, foreman of Serrano nuclear plant
• Third Watch
  • "My mother... Tell her it didn't hurt." Alex Taylor
• Tomica Hero Rescue Force
  • "My calculations did not predict an attack like this!" Batsu
• Top Gear
  • "..." The (first) Stig
  • "I've been killed! I've most definitely been killed." Jeremy Clarkson, after getting thrown from a hovercraft
  • "That is it. Goodbye. Goodbye, children. Take care of your mother." Jeremy Clarkson, before being devoured by a pack of hunting dogs
  • "..." The Stig's Vegetarian Cousin
• True Detective
  • " You'll do this again. Time is a flat circle." Reggie Ladoux
  • " Take off your mask" Errol Childress
• Twin Peaks:
  • "J'ai une âme solitaire."^* French for "I am a lonely soul." Harold Smith
  • "Somebody help me!" Maddy Ferguson
  • "Laura..." Leland Palmer
  • "Don't I... know you?" Jean Renault
• The Vampire Diaries:
  • "Why?" Lexi Branson
  • "Let me help you with that case." Pearl
  • "Please... no!" Anna
  • "Damon... why are you here?" Richard Lockwood
  • "On the count of three. One... two..." Rose
  • "I'm so sorry Elena... I was such a disappoinment to you." Isobel Flemming
  • "It's alright Elena, I know what I have to do." Jenna Sommers
  • "Go to hell." Elena Gilbert. She gets better.
  • " Katherine..." Mikael
  • "It's okay. This is life. This is what it means to be human." Bill Forbes
  • "Vervain..." Finn Mikaelson
  • "What's happening?" Alaric Saltzman
  • " Klaus, please, don't hurt him. He's my son. He's all I have." Carol Lockwood
  • "I don't know Elena, please help me!" Megan King
  • "So what did you do? Did you kill 'em?" Aaron Whitmore
  • "I didn't do this to you. You are this. I simply held up the mirror." Wes Maxfield
  • "My mother's name is Katherine, I'm looking for her. She's a liar, and a murderer, she manipulates and she betrays. She'll do anything to survive. I'm looking for my mother." Nadia Petrova
  • "Then I guess this is how our love story ends..." Katherine Pierce/Katerina Petrova
• The Villains of Valley View:
  • "NO!" Oculan
  • "How are you doing that?! What's happening?! NOOOOO!!!!!" Onyx. However, his soul still remains.
• The Vicar of Dibley
  • "You're a lovely girl, Vicar. Chunky but lovely." Letitia

V

• Veronica Mars:
  • "That's what I thought." Cassidy "Beaver" Casablancas
  • "Who's that handsome fellow?" Aaron Echolls. He was watching one of his old movies just prior to being shot in the back of the head.
  • "I... smell bread..." Sheriff Don Lamb
  • "What?" Richard "Big Dick" Casablancas
  • "Hold that thought. I'm moving it." Logan Echolls

W

• White Collar
  • "I don't know why Burke is here. Does this change the plan?" Kate Moreau
  • "You won't get away with this. Goodbye, Neal." Vincent Adler
  • "Trust... Sam..." Ellen Parker
  • "A united states senator shoots a convicted cop killer in self-defense? I think they'll believe me." Terrence Pratt
  • "Beg me for your freedom." Curtis Hagen
• The Wire
  • "It's us, man." Wallace.
  • " All right then, gimme a minute, I'm gonna finish up real quick, then I'll go get one for you." D'Angelo Barksdale.
  • "Well, get on with it, motherf—" Stringer Bell
  • "You ain't putting me up in one of them empty-ass houses neither!" Bodie Broadus
  • "Ain't no other way, then. I can see that." Butchie.
  • "Proposition then. I just step out the way. You'll never hear from me again, I'll just dissappear." Proposition Joe Stewart.
  • "Let me get one of them t—" Omar Little
  • "How my hair look, Mike?" Felicia "Snoop" Pearson
  • "When it was my uncle, I was with my uncle. When it was Marlo, I was with him. But now, nigga —" Cheese Wagstaff
• Wizards of Waverly Place:
  • "Hilarious!" Stevie
• Workaholics plays this for laughs with Adam faking his death. "So hear me world, cause these are my last words! If you take anything from Adam "The Top Gun" Demamp's life, take this: Take it sleazy. And I'm out. Write that down. "Take it sleazy and I'm out" are my last words. And I'm killing myself." He then throws a dummy dressed like him off the roof, yelling "Take it sleazy!"

Y

• You
  • "I'm telling you..." - Benjamin "Benji" Ashby III
  • "Joseph?" - Peach Salinger
  • "Woah, bro-" - Elijah Thornton
  • "You're dead." - Ron
  • "I know, just...put me back in there." - Guinevere Beck
  • "You ain't got it?" - Jasper Krenn
  • "You're fuckin' lying to me, tell me his fuckin' name!" - Joe's father
  • "Love, hey, Love...Love..." - Candace Stone
  • "I promised him that I wouldn't say anything about what he did, but I really don't think he believes me, and so I really need your help, I need to get out of here, please, he said he'd be back later, he's high on something, he'll hurt me, he'll hurt both of us, just hurry, please just help me before he gets back-" - Delilah Alves
  • "Close your eyes, Joe." - Forty Quinn
  • "So, what do you think?" - Natalie Engler
  • "You don't have it in you." - Ryan Goodwin
  • "He'll know what you are." - Love Quinn
  • "What do you want?" - Simon Soo
  • "I'm sure the old Bill is gonna love hearing all about it. And Lady Phoebe." - Vic
  • "Johnathan, you absolute perv, what are you doing here?" - Gemma Graham-Greene
  • "I don't know anyone called Marienne! I don't know what the fuck you're talking about!" - Rhys Montrose
  • "It's always about money! It's never not about money! Please!" - Adam Pratt
  • "Sir, I'm sorry, but the Chief Justice has been calling you." - Hugo McNamara
  • "You and I are the same, Joe. We do what has to be done because that's what being a man is." - Thomas Lockwood
  • "Nice detecting." - Edward

• Young Dracula
  • "." Boris Dracula
  • "." Will Clarke
  • "." Sethius
  • "School For Coexistence And Respect." Ryan Noble
  • "Don't do it." Erin Noble. She Comes Back Wrong.
  • "Lunch." Adze Ramanga
  • "Vlad! I've been looking for you everywhere! I know. I know who-" Bertrand de Fortunessa
• The Young Ones
  • "It's the wackiest house on television! Why, if it isn't so, may God strike me dead!" Jerzei Balowski
  • "See ya later, ya little wimp!" SPG the hamster
  • "Phew! That was close!" Rick, Vyv, Neil and Mike in unison, right before their stolen bus explodes

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