Drinking Game / Two Best Friends Play

What could be better than combining the Best Friends and alcohol?! Take a shot if...

In any video:

• Matt says, "America!"
• Woolie says "Nigga!"
  • Two shots if Woolie uses N-Word Privileges outside of Cryme Tyme.
    • Down your drink if any of other friends slips up and uses N-Word Privileges.
• Any of them laugh.
• Any of them says "This is the worst!"
• Any of them talk shit about James Small.
  • Two shots if they DON'T mention the Dreamcast and DON'T imitate his British accent.
• One of them starts singing or rapping.
  • Two if one or more Friends join in.
  • Two if they're speaking song lyrics instead.
• Pat or Liam say "it's fine".
• One of them makes a "your mom" joke.
• Pat screws up and doesn't solve a puzzle right away.
  • Two if it's a Resident Evil game.
• They play the Snake Eater song.
  • Two if it's NOT while climbing a ladder.
• If one or more of them quote the Metal Gear series (doesn't count during Metal Gear videos).
  • Two if it's the "dragged into the 21st century line".
  • If it's "more than enough to kill anything that moves".
• If one or more of them quote or talk about pro wrestling (doesn't count during wrestling games/Rustlemania).
  • Two if they're pushing someone for Summerslam.
  • Two if Matt imitates Dusty Rhodes ("That's one big X, baby!")
  • Two if something is "FACKIN' BULLSHIT!".
    • Three if this spirals into "BREAK THEY BACK AND MAKE HIM HAAAMBULE".
• If one or more of them quote the Simpsons (doesn't count during Simpsons games).
• If Matt says, "it's not 100% clear".
• If Matt says, "there was/is no time".
• If one of them says, "what a mysterious game!"
  • Two shots if it's, "what a mysterious jogo!"
• If one or more of them speak French.
• If Tour Guide Nixon makes an appearance.
• Take a shot/swig whenever someone (usually Matt) says "Monstars".
• When one of the Zaibatsu begins a drawn-out laugh, you must drink until he is finished.
• If one of them says "don't talk about/stop talking about/shut up about" something, or any variation thereof.
  • Two shots if it's NOT Pat.
• If one of them talks about how hot a girl in a game is.
  • Two if it's not Matt.
  • Two if they talk about how hot a GUY in a game is.
• If any of them calls someone "gurl".
  • Two if something feels so good around their dick.
• If someone quotes or talks about the movie Snatch.
• For the designated driver: if one of them sincerely compliments another.
• If any of them quote Spooky ("goin' NUTS!" or "Fuck off the edge of my dick!").
• If someone imitates Stamper's grandma (the old lady "haaaah?!").
• If someone quotes Adventure Time.
  • Two if it's "Oh my god, my (blanks)'s a horrible idiot!"
• If they're laming it out like Cross Tekken.
  • Two if someone needs to "sacrifice (blank) for more time on the clock".
• If one of them responds to "are you okay?" with "Buster Wolf"!
• If Face/Off is referenced.
• If Matt references Steven Universe
  • Two if its "Just let him be a DJ!" or "Earth Forever!"
• If Matt say "My gwasses!"
• If Zach is called "Sweet Baby".
• If any of them starts hating on their Sitcom Arch-Nemesis.
• If [CRAZY TALK] activates.^Explanation Whenever Pat states something, and the game proves him wrong in the next couple of minutes
• If any of them says "Family, family, family".

And for more fun...

Super Best Friends Brawl

• If Pat actually wins!
• If one of them talks shit, then immediately crashes and burns.
• If the screens between matches are clearly Matt being salty.
• If there's an image or video clip inserted.

Shitstorm of Scariness

• If Matt or Pat are actually scared.
  • Two shots if they both are.
• If one of them have already played the game, and the other hasn't.
• If they actually finish the game.
• If one or both have never even heard of the game they're playing.

Rustlemania

• If one of them deliberately picks a dead wrestler.
  • Two shots if they all do.
  • Two shots if it's Chris Benoit.
• If someone picks Goldust.
• If "KISS (or buff) MY ASS (or bulge)!" is said.
• If Woolie makes Zubaz or RAGE in the create-a-character mode.
• If they use custom characters.
• If they're not rustled by a game.

Let's Play Silent Hill Downpour

• If a comparison to another Silent Hill Game is brought up
  • Two shots if it's "still better than Homecoming (or Origins)".
• If Matt throws a weapon on accident.
  • Two if he does it on purpose.
    • When he does THE ax throw, give Matt a toast.

Let's Play Final Fight Streetwise

• When Pat murders mobsters with firearms in cold blood.
  • Two shots if he kills prostitutes.
• If Pat uses the Instinct Counters outside of practice sections.
• If the friends comment on Shout Outs from Street Fighter universe.
• When Matt trolls Pat about the dodge move.
  • Toast to Pat when he finally figures out the inputs for the move.
• If the music playing in the background is hilariously inappropriate for the situation Pat's in.

Let's Play Heavy Rain

• When Pat fails a button prompt.
• If either of them mention how terrible the voice acting is.
  • If it's not Ethan's.
• If Matt hates on Ethan.
• When one or both of them talks shit about David Cage.
• If one of them criticises Madison's portayal.
• If one of them imitates a French accent to mock one of the child characters.
• When they say 'Jason' in a concerned voice after the incident.
• If either of them imitate David Cage.
• If Matt says "these prompts are easy".
• If they talk about abusing children.
• When something is mentioned to actually be good.
• If Matt imitates Shelby's voice and/or cadence.
• If either of them make a crude joke about Lauren or Madison.

Let's Play The Walking Dead

• When the game glitches out.
• If Matt hates on Kenny, Ben, or Larry.
  • Two shots if he's honestly angry and not just talking shit.
  • By Season Two, you might need to see a doctor.
• If one or both of them is obviously, genuinely concerned about Clementine.
• If Matt hates on Duck.
  • Two shots if Pat calls him out on how fucked up that is.
• If Matt has a hard time making a decision.
• If one of them says, "it's unpatchable".
• If they correctly predict what happens.
• If one of them tells a character to put their dick (or any other genital part) back in their pants.
• If they talk about Kenny's mustache.
• Whenever the Shame Car comes up.

Let's Play Indigo Prophecy

• If any of them compliment something in the game.
• If any of them say that "x is a failure of the game designer".
• If any of them talk shit about David Cage.
• If any of them says in faux-French accent "I made the bad game".
• If Pat deliberately fails a prompt.
  • Two shots if failing the prompt does absolutely nothing but put the character in a loop.

Let's Play The Last of Us

• When Pat dies.
• When either of them call Ellie "Garbage".
  • Two shots if one of them calls her "Ellie", then corrects themselves.
• If one or both of them mention Elliot Page, or one of his movie roles.
• If either of them say "Jesus, Joel!" or the equivalent.
• If either of them say "it can't be for nothing".

Let's Play Beyond: Two Souls

• If any of them compliment something in the game.
• If any of them say "x is a failure of the game designer".
• If a mention to any of Ellen Page's or Willem Da Foe's other roles are mentioned.
  • Two if someone needs to defeat Spiderman or gets nails hammered into their penis.
  • Two if the hamburger phone is mentioned.
• If Jodie's character is put in a exploitative position.
• When Pat makes a horrible decision on purpose.
• If any of them hate on David Cage.
• If they talk about Metal Gear.
• If any of them correctly guess a plot point.
  • Two if they guessed it sarcastically.
• If fart gas is mentioned.
• If Pat commands his 'Stand', a.k.a. Woolie as Aiden, to do something on his behalf.

Let's Watch Mortal Kombat 9

• If any of them talk about a retcon.
• If any of them hate on Johnny Cage or Baraka.
• If any of them talk about B-tier characters (e.g. Bo'Rai Cho, Mavado)
  • Two shots if they're talking shit.
• If something is "metal".
• If one of them talks about how cool a character is.
• If they talk about the movies.

Let's Play Eternal Darkness

• If an insanity effect happens.
• If something actually scares them.

Let's Play Deadly Premonition

• If screen tearing or frame rate are mentioned.
• If a comparison to Twin Peaks comes up.
• If Pat passes time by smoking.
• If they laugh at the stock car screeching sound effect during fast travel.
• If Pat hates on Quint.

Let's Play Dark Souls II

• If Pat tells Woolie to drop his shield.
• If Woolie dies at a boss fight or section that Pat says is easy.
• If Pat mentions that the game is too on the nose with a Call-Back.

Let's Play The Evil Within

• If Pat compares a part of the game to Resident Evil 4.
  • Two if it's another horror game.
• If Pat complains about letterboxing.
• If Pat or Matt get freaked out by the save room.
• If Pat or Matt make up a ridiculous last name for Sebastian.
• If a technical issue happens or they mention a technical issue that happened.
• If Pat and/or Matt get spooked by foreground scenery, Joseph, or Sebastian's own shadow.
• If Pat or Matt get Joseph's name wrong.
• If Pat or Matt call out a boss on being bullshit.
• If Pat says "Excuse me".
• If "green goo" or "bioslime" is mentioned.
• Take two shots if the game crashes, to help dull the pain.

Let's Play Def Jam: Fight for New York

• When COMP starts playing.
• Whenever Matt or Woolie ridicule Bless.
• Whenever they start to speak in-character as RAGE.
• When they imitate another character (such as "Crow" or Sticky Fingaz).

Let's Play Murdered: Soul Suspect

• When something glitches.
• When they blame Woolie or Liam for something being wrong in the game.
  • Take two if they're both blamed.
• When they mock something for being consecrated that makes no sense (such as an elevator).
• When they fail to guess a clue.
  • Two if it's because the clue is so simple, it made no sense to guess.

Let's Play Life is Strange

• Whenever Liam starts hating on Warren.
• When they mock the Totally Radical dialogue.

Let's Play Silent Hill 2

• When Pat gives trivia or series backstory.
• When either of them legitimately complain about the game.
• When another Silent Hill game is brought up.
• When Pat gets lost.

Let's Play Silent Hill: Shattered Memories

• When someone compares the game to the first Silent Hill.
• When Pat discusses psychology and the psychological themes of the game.
  • Take two shots if someone else discusses psychology instead.
  • Take two shots if Pat's psych education comes up.
• When Liam makes a phone call.
• When any of the other Silent Hills are mentioned.
• When they praise the game.
  • Take two if they criticize it instead.
• When one of them get scared.
  • Take two if they're actually scared and not startled.

Let's Play Freedom Planet

• When they compare a boss to a "Treasure boss".
• When they compare the gameplay to other games on Sega's platforms, except Sonic The Hedgehog.
  • Take two sips when they do compare the game to Sonic.
• When they're pleased with an aspect of a game. Do only if you want to pass out by part 3.
  • Two when they start shouting in glee over something done in the game.
• When they guess what happens next.
• When they reminisce about 8- or 16-bit gaming console

If you really want to kill your liver, take a shot instead.

Let's Play Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain

• When Liam gun-jumps, but everything turns out fine for him.
  • Two when things go horribly wrong.
• When he and Pat praise Troy Baker.
• When they say a quote that was in the trailers at the appropriate moment.
• When they talk about a soldier named Yuri in a Russian accent.
• When Liam sings "The greatest soldier in the world, Big Boss".

Best Friends Play Final Fantasy X

• Whenever Lulu's "chest beefers" or Tidus' "ball window" are mentioned.
• When they speak in-character about food or being hungry, or about pushing anything.
• When Jecht is mentioned to steal Tidus' girlfriends.
• When anyone says "Bleetzball".
• When Yuna gets kidnapped.
• When any of them (especially Woolie) starts imitating Wakka's accent.
• Take a really small sip when the guys imagine Wakka as a raging racist. (Yep, this happens a lot.)
• If the party is compared to Slipknot or AKB-47.
• When Rikku's dad gets compared to Hideki Kamiya.

Super Best Friends Play The Punisher

• Whenever they talk about some of the insane plotlines of The Punisher comics.
• Whenever they discuss Frank's uncanny ability to determine whose innocent or not.
• Whenever Matt "accidentally" fucks up the Trigger Pressure interrogation.

Let's Play Dark Souls III

• When Pat says he's "huge".
• When Pat starts marking out about stuff that was in Dark Souls I.
• When Pat's over-levelling doesn't help him beat mobs.
• Take a really small sip when Pat misses an obvious item that was right in front of him.

Let's Play Nier

• Whenever Liam says a song playing currently is really good.
  • An extra half of a shot if Pat agrees with him.
• When they start praising the party members.
• When they start talking about hit-stops.
• When Pat gushes about two-handed swords.
• When there's lots and lots of text.
• When Pat freaks out during a Wham Line or Wham Shot.
• When Pat realizes who the Shades really are, take three shots.

Let's Play Catherine

• Whenever Woolie implies the game takes place in Japan.
• Whenever Matt makes a decision that brings him closer to the Cheater side.
• When any of the Stray Sheep patrons is said to be dead.

Let's Play Omikron The Nomad Soul

• If any of them compliment something in the game.
• If any of them say that "x is a failure of the game designer".
• If any of them talk shit about David Cage.
• If they go for advice.
  • Down your drink when Pat realizes the mistake of his ways.
• If they switch bodies with someone else.
• If the gameplay changes to a fighting game or a FPS.
• If Astaroth from Soulcalibur or his quotes get mentioned.
• If the friends get legitimately angry at each other while trying to figure out how to progress.
• Down your drink if there's no progress during the episode, for you can't take back the time you've wasted.

Let's Play Dark Souls I

• If Pat says "You did it".
• Whenever Woolie commits acts of wanton violence.
  • Two shots if he does it for an item he will never use again.
• Whenever Woolie dies fighting a boss or an invader. (Be careful during Artorias, Manus and Kalameet boss fights.)
• Whenever he gets an extremely rare drop almost instantly.

Let's Play Yakuza 0

• If the guys comment on the song that is playing currently.
• If Pat performs an extremely cool Heat Action that makes them go "Ooh!".
• Whenever they encounter a Mr. Shakedown.
• Whenever they imitate Bacchus.
• If "never-before-seen results" get mentioned.
• Take three shots if they spend the entire episode doing nothing but side quests.

Let's Play Marc Ecko's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure

• If Trane throws someone off the roof or out of a window.
• If the guys say "Suckas never learn".
• Whenever the true elements of hip-hop get mentioned.
• If Matt actually completes a Freeform challenge.

Let's Play Knights of the Old Republic

• Whenever Pat and Woolie shit on Carth.
• If Woolie acts like a complete sociopath.
  • Two shots if this behavior gets him killed.
• Whenever Woolie fast travels to a hideout/Ebon Hawk.
• If Pat and Woolie imitate alien speech.
• If Pat says "You did it".
• Take a really small sip whenever they use Burst of Speed.
• Whenever Woolie levels up (Be careful during Dantooine.)
• If Woolie plays Pazaak.
  • Two shots if he wins in one try.

Let's Play Binary Domain

• If Pat picks Charlie and/or Rachael.
• Whenever the vending machine hits "Jackpot".
• Whenever "Jugland" is said by the guys.
• When Pat accidentally shoots his teammates (especially Bo).
• If Pat messes up a dialogue option and lowers his teammates' trust.
• If they recognize voice actors, especially Johnny Yong Bosch.

Let's Play God of War

• If the guys start to in-character as Kratos.
  • Two shots if it's "Close your heart to it".
  • Two shots if they do it outside of this LP.
• Whenever the time stop is mentioned.
• If the guys give up on a puzzle way too early.
• If Pat misses an incredibly obvious item.
  • Two shots if he was actually looking straight at it.
• If Dante's Inferno is mentioned.
• If "strength goes up, X goes down".
• Down your drink when they encounter a Chest Monster.

Let's Play Detroit: Become Human

• When the guys fail a button prompt.
• If any point from the official bingo card◊ comes up.
• If any of them hate on David Cage.
  • Tip down something stronger if they admit something looks legitimately cool.
• If obvious racism comes up in the story.
• If RoboCop (1987) gets mentioned.
  • For higher difficulty, if any film that Detroit has some parallels with is mentioned.
• When Connor dies.
  • Two shots if Pat deliberately tries to kill him.
  • Down your drink if another player character dies or Connor dies for real.
• If Chris Jericho is mentioned.
• If the protagonists' relationship meter with side characters (Hank, Alice, the members of Jericho) goes down.
  • Two shots if it goes down hard.
• For Part 11, down your drink when Woolie runs away from the warehouse.

Let's Play Detroit: Become Human - 2nd Gig

• All the points from the original LP apply.
• Whenever Pat explains anything about the game's development and lore.
• Whenever someone says "GUN!"
  • Say goodbye to your liver.
• When Connor tastes some liquid and someone goes "rero rero rero".
• When something causes Hank's relationship gauge with Connor to go down.
• Whenever they hate on / yell at Alice because of what they know from the first LP.
• When Markus kills people.

Let's Play Resident Evil 5

• Whenever someone says "black evil".
• Whenever the guys blow themselves up.
• Whenever they come across a useful item they can't pick up because their slots are filled with excessive ammo.
  • Two shots if they sacrifice something to pick the item up.
• When they die in the laser room due to being burned by the light beam.
• When they insta-kill enemies with their melee moves.
• When Pat upgrades his guns, but not Matt's, or when Matt is deprived of useful weapons in general.
  • If Matt DOES get something useful, tip one down if he royally fucks up using it.
  • Two drinks when Pat upgrades Matt's weapons.
  • Take an extra drink if Pat offers up a weapon to Matt, and he rejects it.
• When they're looking for a new shotgun for Matt.
  • Down your drink when they finally find it.
• When the guys kill Jill.

Let's Play Marlow Briggs

• Whenever they guys start talking in-character as Marlow.
  • Two shots if they say "That's nasty" or "I want nothing to do with it."
• When they discuss black characters from the 90's cartoons.
• When cutscenes on a budget kick in.

Let's Play Devil May Cry

• Whenever Shmup God Pat is mentioned.
• When Dante falls off a bridge into the ocean.
• When Pat attempts to finish a Secret Mission.
  • Two shots if he dies during it.
• Take a small sip when the combo meter goes to "Stylish".
• When Pat switches guns after getting the Grenadegun and swearing he'll never switch again.
• When Pat gets a Blue Orb Shard.
  • Two shots if he collects four of these and gets a Blue Orb.

Let's Play Devil May Cry 3

• Whenever Woolie gushes about Vergil.
• When Woolie hates on Jester.
• When Woolie talks about his brother.
• When Pat levels up his Style.
• Whenever the guys proclaim Dante a dork.
• Toast to Pat when he unlocks the Easy Mode.
• When Pat fails a Secret Mission.
  • Two shots if he dies during it.
• When Pat gets a Blue Orb Shard.
  • Two shots if he collects four of these and gets a Blue Orb.
• When they talk in-character as Dante in a nerdy/baby tone.
  • Two shots if they do that for Vergil.

Let's Play Devil May Cry 4

• Whenever Woolie gushes about Vergil.
• Whenever Nero is mentioned to be Vergil's son.
• When Woolie gets a Buster on bosses.
  • Two shots if he actually does a Devil Buster.
• When Woolie gets a MAX-Act.
• When Woolie makes a Gyro Blade come back to him.
• When Pat gets a Distorted Real Impact.
• When the guys fail a Secret Mission.
• When they get a Blue Orb Shard.
  • Two shots if they collect four of these and get a Blue Orb.
• When they talk in-character as Nero/Dante in a nerdy/baby tone.

Let's Play DmC: Devil May Cry

• Whenever Woolie mocks Sparda or says "CBT".
• Whenever the guys go on a discussion about setpieces.
• Whenever they praise the game's art style.
• When Pat does a Demon Dodge.
• When they imitate Dante's noises.
• Two shots when Pat uses an item.
• Whenever El Donté is mentioned.
• Whenever Pat doesn't remember some things that happened in the game.
• When Pat fails a Secret Mission.
• When the guys get a Health Cross Fragment/Devil Trigger Cross Fragment.
  • Two shots if they collect four of these and get a Cross or just buy them like cowards.
• Toast if they get the SSS rank for a mission.
• When Woolie falls off the stage.

Let's Play Kingdom Hearts

• Take a small sip whenever the guys make a DMC reference. (Be careful during the Deep Jungle episodes)
• Whenever they imitate Donald's or Goofy's voices.
• Whenever they fangasm over Cloud.
• Whenever they talk about the voice actors.

Super Best Friends Play (Final)

• When the channel ends, drink all the alcohol you own.

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