WARNING: You may end up like the characters in the cartoons.
- Drink whenever somebody screams.
- Drink whenever there is a chase.
- Drink twice if the chase doesn't involve Tom and/or Jerry.
- Drink whenever Tom talks.
- Drink whenever somebody gets hurt.
- Drink twice if the injuries are major.
- Drink whenever a gag is repeated.
- Drink if Tom and/or Jerry wins.
- Drink twice if somebody else wins.
- Drink whenever somebody triggers Spike's Berserk Button.
- Drink twice if the trigger isn't waking him up or taking his bone away.
- Down the entire glass if Jerry abuses a way to annoy Tom without him being able to fight back.
- Drink an entire case of beer if Boomerang runs a Tom and Jerry marathon. Scream bloody murder in between drinks.
- Drink once whenever Jerry attacks someone and frames Tom for the beating.
- Drink twice if it's Spike that's attacked.
- Take a shot if Tom or Jerry need to be revived
- Pour some of your drink out if Tom actually ends an episode dead.
- Drink whenever somebody has a major Oh, Crap! reaction.
- Drink when Tom has his physique forcibly formed.
- Drink twice if it happens to someone else.
- Raise your glass if any part of the title sequence acknowledges an Academy Award win for that particular cartoon.
