For a more engaging film experience, mix some claret and malt whiskey, as the real Queen Victoria did.
- Take a sip every time Albert makes Victoria smile.
- Two sips if she makes him smile.
- Take a sip when Victoria is deliberately contrary.
- Two sips if she's acting contrary to Albert's tutoring.
- Take a sip any time Letzen gives someone A Look.
- Take a sip every time King William looks deranged.
- Finish your drink if he starts ranting.
- Take a sip every time Victoria asserts her authority.
- Go out and buy an entire tankard of Shakespeare's gin (it's 40% volume!) and drink it whole - your liver won't thank you - if "asserting her authority" means, quite rightly, sticking it where the sun doesn't shine to Conroy. Then go to hospital for the liver. No, we mean it. Seriously. Go.
- Gasp and finish your drink if IMPROPRIETY!.
- Take a sip every time Lord Melbourne schmoozes.
- Two sips if he's schmoozing Victoria.
- Three sips if there's romantic subtext.
- Finish your drink if he's acting in Victoria's interest as well as his own.
- Take a sip whenever someone attempts to override or undermine Victoria.
- Finish your drink whenever Lord Melbourne attempts to undermine her opinion of Albert.
- Take a sip every time Dash appears. Have an ambulance on standby.
- Take a sip whenever Albert is adorkable.
- Take a sip whenever Conroy is controlling.
- Finish your drink if he's simultaneously a raging douchebag.
- Take a sip every time a chessboard appears.
- Take a sip for every letter Albert screws up and tosses away.
- Take a sip every time you see shirtsleeves.
- Eat chocolate every time Albert does something obnoxiously romantic.
- Take a sip whenever Albert speaks German.
- Take a sip whenever Victoria reiterates something someone else has told her.
- Two sips if she's quoting Lord Melbourne.
- Take a sip whenever someone foreshadows history.
- Finish your drink if it's the 'We'll always take care of each other" line.
- Take a sip every time someone 'helps' Victoria.
- Finish your drink if it's actually helpful.
