A drinking game for The Rod Squad.
Yeah, this is mostly sips. But we don't want to induce alcoholic poisoning through Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers Fan Fiction of all things. Besides, this'll still be a whole lot of alcohol to down over a Short Story.
- Take a sip upon each use of lingo that was antiquated in 1998 already.
- Take a sip whenever the term "hassle" or a variation thereof is used.
- An extra sip if it's written in CAPS.
- Take a sip whenever the term "ripoff" or a variation thereof is used.
- Take another if it's written in CAPS.
- Another two sips if "hassle" and "ripoff" appear in the same sentence.
- Chug right away if both are written in caps. It's probably easier than counting to six at your level of intoxication.
- Take a sip whenever the term "far out" is used.
- Take a sip whenever the "gritty inner city" is referred to as such.
- Take a sip whenever the Rod Squad boogies somewhere in their boogeying dune buggy.
- Take a sip whenever a character wears overdone, stereotypical '70s clothes.
- Take a swig from the bottle if they require technical aids to put them on.
- Take a sip whenever 1970s music is mentioned.
- Two whenever it's implied to be played.
- Finish your glass upon each sentence that ends with "man", man. Don't forget to refill.
- Take a sip whenever The Man is mentioned.
- Take a sip upon each Call-Forward.
- Another if it's better than reality.
- Whenever someone says, "Right on," do so, too, and then chug.
- Take a sip whenever Like Is, Like, a Comma.
