Drinking Game for The Big Bang Theory.
- Take a drink every time Sheldon goes *knock knock knock* "Penny" *knock knock knock* "Penny" *knock knock knock* "Penny." Take an extra drink if Penny messes with him. Make it a shot if it's anyone other than Penny. Take another if Sheldon mixes this up and does something different.
- Take a drink every time the word "coitus" is used instead of sex.
- Finish the glass if it isn't Sheldon using it.
- Take a sip every time Raj whispers in Howard's ear.
- Take a drink every time Sheldon yells an enemy's name at the sky in a dramatic fashion.
- Take another if its WHEEEAAAATOOONNN!
- Take a drink every time Sheldon says "Bazinga!".
- Take a drink every time Sheldon says "That's my spot."
- Take a drink every time Penny surprises everyone by actually knowing about the scientific principle which they are discussing.
- Take a drink every time Amy hits on a girl. Take a shot if it's someone other than Penny.
- Take a drink every time the Roommate Agreement is brought up.
- Two if it's the Relationship Agreement.
- Take a shot every time the Soft Kitty song comes up.
- Take a drink every time Amy calls Penny her "bestie."
- Take a drink every time Leonard's lactose intolerance is brought up.
- Take a drink every time Leonard's Hilariously Abusive Childhood is brought up.
- Take a drink every time Howard's nut allergy is brought up.
- Take a drink every time Howard's Judaism is brought up.
- Take a drink every time Raj's hatred of India and its customs, culture, food, etc. is brought up.
- Take a sip (only a sip) every time Sheldon insults someone else's job and/or intelligence.
- Two if it's Howard's or Leonard's.
- Take a sip (once again, only a sip) every time someone gets mad at Sheldon.
- Take a drink every time Howard's lack of a Ph.D. is brought up. Make it a shot if it's anyone other than Sheldon.
- Take a shot every time one of the characters uses a piece of lab equipment for something really mundane.
- Take a sip, and only a sip, every time Star Trek is mentioned. Any more than that risks alcohol poisoning.
- This also applies for Star Wars and the Whoniverse. This includes visual references, such as Leonard using a lightsaber as a glow-stick or Sheldon having Matt Smith listed as possible attendees for his convention.
- Take a drink every time Sheldon misinterprets sarcasm....at your own risk.
- Take a drink every time the boys order takeout.
- Take a drink any time Howard gets into a shouting match with his mother.
- Two if it's Bernadette and his mother.
- Take a drink every time Bernadette calls Howard "Howie".
- Take a drink every time someone is walking up the stairs.
- Take a drink every time the elevator's lack of functionality is brought up.
- Take two whenever someone actually uses the elevator.
- I see you drink every time Leonard adjusts his glasses. I too like to live dangerously.
- Take a drink for every instance of Ho Yay between Raj and Howard.
- Take a drink if Leonard says "Here we go".
- Take two if someone else says it. Three if it's Penny.
- Take a drink every time Raj acts effeminately.
- Drink when Penny drinks.
- Take a drink every time either Leonard or Penny proposes to the other.
- Finish your glass whenever a character lampshades how often this happens.
- Take a drink for every episode that features a parent of one of the main characters.
- Two whenever there are additional relatives (both parents, parents of two different characters, a parent and sibling(s), etc).
- Finish your glass every time Sheldon kisses or hugs someone.
- Take a drink every time one of the characters wonders aloud why they're friends with Sheldon.
- Take a drink every time Priya's status as The Friend Nobody Likes is brought up.
- Take a drink every time a character gets drunk.
- Finish your glass if it's Sheldon. Drink another if it's Penny. And another if it's Raj.
- Choose one of the leads, and take a drink every time they show Character Development.
- Take a shot every time Sheldon says something nice, and immediately adds something tactless. note
