Drinking Game / The Addams Family

• Take a drink when Gomez:
  • Calls Morticia any of the following Affectionate Nicknames: "Cara Mia", "Querida", or "Tish".
  • Kisses Morticia up her arm.
  • Fences.
  • Crashes his toy trains.
  • Smokes.
  • Stands on his head.
• Take a drink when Morticia:
  • Speaks Gratuitious French.
  • Sings in Gratuitious Japanese.
  • Calls Gomez "Bubbeleh"
  • Take two drinks if she speaks in any Gratuitous Foreign Language besides French, Japanese, or Yiddish.
  • Paints.
  • Knits.
  • Take two drinks if she makes a bullfrog noise.
  • Sits in the fancy chair. Two sips if someone else does.
• Take a drink when Pugsley:
  • Uses his living piggy bank.
  • Behaves like a Mad Scientist in the making.
• Take a drink when Wednesday:
  • Makes a Throat-Slitting Gesture.
  • Plays with her headless doll.
• Take a drink when Grandmama behaves like a witch or a fortune teller.
• Take a drink when Uncle Fester:
  • Lights a lightbulb in his mouth.
  • Does his lopsided smile.
  • Rides his motorcycle.
  • Climbs a tree.
  • Plays with the kids.
  • Threatens to shoot somebody in the back.
• Take a drink when Lurch:
  • Groans.
  • Says, "You rang?"
  • Says, "Yes/No, Mr./Mrs. Addams."
  • Shakes his head.
  • Plays the harpsichord.
• Take a drink when Thing:
  • Is thanked.
  • Makes the "okay" sign, a thumbs up, or a thumbs down.
  • Is joked about with a "hand" pun.
• Take a drink whenever anybody:
  • Passes out or pretends to.
  • Mentions an ancestor.
  • Plays with medieval torture equipment.
  • Plays sports.
  • "Moonbathes".
  • Eats or drinks something that would be gross or poisonous to a normal person.
  • Enjoys the rain or complains about it being too sunny.
• Take a drink whenever one of the pets appears.
• Take a drink when Dr. Mbogo, Granny Frump, or Cousin Itt appears.
• Take a drink when Ophelia appears. Two drinks if she Judo flips someone, or if someone pulls the flowers from her head.
• Take a drink when the foghorn doorbell sounds.