Saiko Bichitaru: she always has a bottle of wine ready.
Glasses up! With all the craziness and chaos that unfolds, SMG4's Mario Bloopers can be quite a drinking game!
Moment Subpages are Spoilers Off. You Have Been Warned.
- Take a shot when:
- Mario goes Fish Eyes.
- Mario's, Luigi's, or SMG4's mustache grows beyond their face. Same for any other mustached characters.
- "PINGAS!" is heard or referenced. note
- Fishy Boopkins is on the receiving end of abuse. If Bob is dishing it out, take two.
- Bob gets hit and says, "Ow, my ovaries!"
- Someone gets thrown around as a ragdoll.
- Someone is set on fire.
- Someone is thrown around as a ragdoll while on fire.
- Mario and Luigi talk in Italian-esque gibberish.
- The Blue Screen of Death sound is heard. If the screen itself is seen, take another.
- Teletubbies show up. Take another shot when they mention Tubby Custard (only for those that don't need their liver.)
- A meme you recognize shows up. If it involves swearing, take another.
- Anime is referenced.
- Somebody tries to cook something. Take a very small sip if Mario, Bowser or Meggy are the cook(s). Down the glass if the aforementioned actually succeed.
- Someone refers to a character by a nickname, affectionate or otherwise. (Example: Mayro for Mario, Blue Waifu for Tari and Loogee for Luigi). Insults (e.g. "You son of a bitch!") don't count.
- Someone says "Oi".
- Take a drink when:
- Mario goes naked.
- Bowser fails at being a villain.
- Mario says, "Mama-f***er!"
- Someone's head is obscured by a pop-up or the Windows Blue Screen of Death.
- SMG3 shows up. Take another if he proves to be not so harmless.
- Someone mentions their Trademark Favourite Food e.g. Mario mentions spaghetti, Peach mentions cake, Bowser mentions chicken nuggets or McShyGuy mentions toast.
- Toad, Sonic, SMG4 or Meggy demonstrates irritation with everyone's stupidity.
- Peach is kidnapped. Take two if Mario refuses to save her. If Bowser isn't the kidnapper, down the glass.
- If the Luigi Dolls are shown, Down the drink if two or more of them are shown mating.
- Anyone from Team Fortress 2 shows up (for your sake and ours, do not attempt this when watching "If Mario Was In... Team Fortress 2".)
- Bob tries to get somebody's attention.
- Meggy, Saiko or Tari does something awesome. Take another if the moment is immediately interrupted. Take three if any other female character has an awesome moment.
- A Groin Attack is delivered. Take two if the word "pingas" gets said in the next 5 seconds after it.
- Take a drink if Mario does something smart. Take two if he continues to be smart. note
- Take a drink whenever someone flies into a rage. Two if it's a usually calm/sane character, three if that character doesn't stop raging.
- Luigi does not show himself to be a coward. Alternatively, whenever he goes into a screaming fit (for those with spare livers).
- A character uses actual voice acting instead of gibberish, memes or soundbites. Exceptions for characters that only or mostly use voice acting (i.e. Fishy Boopkins, Shroomy, Tari) or text-to-speech programs (i.e. Bob and the Guards).
- Down two glasses if Fortnite is referenced.note
- Waluigi uses his Power of Rejection. Finish it if the use of said power is interrupted. (Does not count every time T-Pose Zombies show up on screen, but does count when he creates and uses a T-Pose Mushroom.)
- A character dies/"game over" music is heard. If the character does not remain dead (through Unexplained Recovery or being resurrected), take a second one. If that character does remain dead or their fate is left unresolved, finish your drink and pour another one.
- The word "Zero" is said or if the character is referenced in any way.
