Drinking Game / Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

• Drink for every mention of baseball.
• Drink every time Odo and Quark banter.
• Take one sip every time Garak exchanges quips with Bashir, says something evasive, says, "There's hope for you yet", or refers to someone as "The good [profession]."
• Drink whenever Garak claims to be a simple tailor. Take two drinks when he specifically denies his past in the Obsidian Order.
• Take a sip for every prank Jake and Nog pull, every girl they fawn over, every time they sit on the Promenade balcony, and every reference to their Interspecies Friendship.
• Drink every time Sisko steeples his fingers.
• Take two sips whenever Sisko makes up an expression or plays on an existing one.
• In seasons 6 and 7, drink when Sisko discusses wartime strategy with Ross and/or Martok.
• Whenever a Bajoran prophecy is brought up, take a sip if it comes true (even with a Prophecy Twist) and drain your glass if it doesn't.
• Take a drink whenever Jadzia Dax eats off someone else's plate or is called "Old Man" by Sisko.
• Take one sip for every time Rom is mistaken for an idiot.
• Whenever Bashir, Gul Dukat or Quark acts like a pervert, take a sip.
• Take one drink for every darts game that O'Brien and Bashir play.
• Take a sip every time the O'Briens flirt by saying mundane things in a romantic voice.
• Drink every time Kira insults Quark or Gul Dukat.
• Drink whenever Bashir plays sports.
• Take one sip every time someone wins at dabo and drain the glass if they lose.
• Drink for each mention of self-sealing stem bolts or Cardassian voles.
• Take a sip every time someone complains about the station's Cardassian beds. Drain the glass if, conversely, Garak complains that the station's too cold.
• Drink whenever Kira clasps her hands together and uses them like a club. Two sips if someone else does it.
• Take a drink whenever one of these foods or beverages is mentioned: raktajino, kanar, yamok sauce, hasperat, prune juice (two sips if someone besides Worf drinks it).
• Take one sip if Kai Winn calls someone "child".
• Drink whenever Kai Winn engages in Passive-Aggressive Kombat.
• In mirror universe episodes, drink whenever mirror universe Kira behaves lustfully or mirror universe O'Brien is called "Smiley".
• Drink whenever you see Morn. Finish your drink if he does something besides sitting at the bar.
• Take a sip whenever one of the Ferengi eats bugs or the Grand Nagus takes his "beetle snuff".
• Take a sip every time Sisko's status as the Emissary is brought up, and an extra drink if it makes him uncomfortable.
• Drink whenever Bashir's genetic enhancements are seemingly foreshadowed (before "Doctor Bashir, I Presume?") or exploited (afterwards).
• Drink whenever Sloan shows up. Take an extra shot for every "the ends justify the means" vs "we must do what's right" debate he and Bashir engage in.
• Drink for every moment of Ho Yay between Bashir and either O'Brien or Garak.
• Take a drink whenever a character outperforms another character at a task or ideal that their race are known for - such as honor for Klingons, logic for Vulcans, and earning profit for a Ferengi - and the former not being a member of a race known for this.
• Drink whenever Kira's past in the Resistance comes back to haunt her.
• Drink whenever Quark brings up one of the Rules of Acquisition.
• Drink whenever Sisko says "YOU'RE DAMNED RIGHT."
• Drink whenever anyone says "I'm going to hold you to that."
• Drink whenever Quark wants to pull some "profit" zany-scheme, down the glass when he gets his comeuppance.
• Drink whenever Curzon Dax comes up in a conversation between Sisko and Jadzia. Take an extra shot if it involves that girl that Sisko doesn't want Dax to tell anyone else about.
• Drink whenever someone complains about another character's "smug, superior attitude."