And this is why you shouldn't drink underage... also, yes, this is the result of exactly one accidentally downed cocktail.
Drinking Game for Sailor Moon
Take a sip...
- Every time Usagi cries over something (relatively) trivial.
- Whenever Usagi preaches about how everyone has good deep down inside them/should get along with one another.
- For every episode that Usagi angsts about being separated from Mamoru.
- For when the girls or Mamoru make fun of Usagi. Have an ambulance on standby.
- Take two if you're watching the DiC dub and they're being harsher with her than they were in the original, or where they weren't making fun of her originally.
- For when Sailor Moon has to be reminded by somebody to use her Finishing Move against a Monster of the Week.
- Whenever Naru ends up being the target of the Monster of the Week.
- Whenever Mamoru contributes little to a fight other than distracting the monster.
- Two in the uncommon circumstance that he doesn't show up at all.
- Whenever Mamoru wears something we'd consider hideously tacky today.
- Have another if you're watching the Viz dub and another character (usually Usagi) makes a snarky comment about his outfits.
- Whenever Mamoru gets roped into the girls' craziness.
- Whenever Luna is mean to Artemis.
- Another if the thing Luna browbeats Artemis about is something she does herself in the later seasons, and doesn't get called out for it whatsoever.
- Whenever Luna or Artemis snipe at or about their respective owners.
- Whenever Ami insists on getting everyone to study more.
- Each time Ami or Rei prove they're Not So Above It All.
- Take two if it happens to be a perverted moment.
- Whenever Rei loses her temper with somebody. Take another if it's not Usagi or Yuuichirou.
- Whenever Rei brags about herself. Down another if the girls call her out on her vanity.
- For each heartfelt moment between Usagi and Rei.
- Take another one if it involves death or near death.
- If Rei is wearing her pink overalls.
- Whenever Makoto says someone (or something) reminds her of her old sempai.
- Every time Makoto/Jupiter gets owned by either an enemy or another Senshi.
- Have two drinks if it was Makoto who tried to throw the first punch.
- Whenever Minako does something that no human being should be physically capable of doing,
- Repeat if she does it right after enduring an attack that left other Senshi unconscious or otherwise incapacitated when subjected to it.
- For every episode that Minako angsts about how being a Senshi prevents her from doing what she wants to do with her life.
- For any time Minako and Usagi act like one and the same.
- Finish it if Minako ends up steamrolling Usagi somehow.
- Whenever Minako mixes up a proverb.
- For every instance that ChibiUsa abuses Usagi or whines about how much Usagi sucks. Take small sips, lest you wind up in a hospital.
- Whenever ChibiUsa makes herself an easy target for the Black Moon Clan.
- Whenever Haruka makes a character swoon. Take another if it's someone who already has a Love Interest.
- Whenever Michiru says something underhanded.
- Whenever Uranus and Neptune are unnecessarily harsh with Sailor Moon.
- Take two if you're watching the Cloverway dub and they're either being even harsher or being harsh with her where they weren't in the Japanese version.
- Whenever Uranus and/or Neptune show up and demolish a bad guy. Have an ambulance on standby.
- Whenever any of the Senshi (particularly Mercury or Saturn) are shown to be social outcasts. You might end up needing a new liver.
- For every instance of Amusing Injuries (the kind that in real life, would at least land the victim in the hospital),
- For every instance of the Sailor Team spying on one member.
- Take another if they go to comically ridiculous lengths to avoid getting caught (like when Makoto moved a grand piano to avoid being seen by ChibiUsa.
- Whenever a villain perishes at the hand of his/her own allies.
- Take another if they are saved by Sailor Moon just in time, and have a Heel–Face Turn.
- Take another if they die after finding out Sailor Moon is Usagi and does not have the chance to tell their boss.
- For every attack that involves lots of fast spinning.
- Whenever the girls make it a point to support one another's goals and aspirations…actually, don't bother. You'll want to remember that moment.
- For the Cloverway dub, anytime a character mentions Uranus and Neptune being "cousins".
- Take another if it's a character that shouldn't know about that.
- Take a third if the mention happens while they're doing anything romantic or suggestive, or right after.
- For the DiC and Cloverway dub, anytime a character uses dated '90s slang.
- Take another if it's from a character who normally wouldn't use slang (such as Ami).
