This is the Rescue 911 drinking game. KEEP AN AMBULANCE ON SPEED DIAL (no humor intended).
- Every time a house fire is started by a electrical short, take a drink.
- Every time there's a Special Effects Failure, take a drink.
- Every time the show goes all What Happened to the Mouse? with a burglar or car accident subject or criminal's accomplice, take a drink.
- Now go to the comments section of a YouTube upload of an episode, and take a drink when:
- Someone applauds a heroic action in the episode.
- Someone talks about the current whereabouts of the people involved.
- Someone calls out idiocy and wishes death upon the criminal or person who caused an accident. DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS WITH ALCOHOL.
- Abigail from "Speed Dial Burn Save" demands an upload of said episode be taken down because she's mad at the unstable YouTube commenter side of it's fanbase.
