Drinking Game / Mystery Science Theater 3000

• Take a drink for every instance of a notable Running Gag during the movie segments:
  • "And so, as we left the clam flowage-"
  • "By this time, my lungs were aching for air."
  • "You do it, I'm bitter!"
• Take a drink for each riff that references a previous film/episode.
  • "Hi-keebah!"
  • "He hit Big Jake."
  • "Chili peppers burn my gut."
  • "I'm Cherokee Jack!"
• Take a drink if one of the riffs is an Incredibly Lame Pun and the others groan at it. Subsequently, down your drink if the others actually laugh at the pun.
• In Season 1, take a drink each time Dr. F and Larry say, "Thank you!"
• Seasons 2-6, have a toast and drink to TV's Frank each time Dr. Forrester offs him.
• Take a drink any time a character exclaims, "Poopie!"; alternatively, "Dickweed".
• During the Mike era, take a drink every time he's the Butt-Monkey to the bots. Conversely, down your drink if Mike pulls one on the bots.
• During a Jonah episode, take a drink if Jonah praises something about the movie or explains the trick behind some practical effects.
• Seasons 11-13, take a drink every time Kinga switches to Suddenly Shouting at someone. Conversely, down your drink if she goes an entire segment without Suddenly Shouting at someone.
• Seasons 11-13, take a drink any time someone mentions the Synthia is Pearl's clone.
• In Season 13, take a drink every time someone mentions Dr. Kabahl and they follow up his name with, "The mysterious financier from the future."
• In the Gizmoplex, toast and drink to any appearance of White Dot.