If you're a teetotaler or want to play it safe, opt instead to drink an in-game beer whenever the following (except the first bullet obviously) occurs.
- Take a shot whenever you drink a beer.
- An extra shot when you either drink a vodka or start to feel drunk.
- A whole bottle when you pass out drunk.
- Take a shot whenever your urine/hunger/thirst/fatigue/dirtiness meter gets close to filling up.
- Two if you actually empty the first meter at your toilet.
- Take a shot whenever you hear "perkele", even from yourself.
- Take a shot for each job you're asked to do.
- Take a shot whenever you need to buy more beer, food and/or gasoline.
- Take a shot for each car part you buy.
- Take a shot whenever you think you fixed your car but something goes wrong when you take it out for a spin.
- Take a shot whenever any car you're driving flips over.
- Finish the bottle you're at when your car fails inspection.
- Take a shot whenever you die
- Two shots when it's of thirst, starvation or a burst bladder.
- An entire bottle if it's through falling in a septic well.
- Take a shot every time someone badmouths your Satsuma.
- Take a shot when you see a moose.
- Two if you actually hit it.
- Finish the bottle if you die in the process.
- Two if you actually hit it.
- Take a shot whenever you arrive home only to realize you have to go back where you came because you forgot something.
- Whenever you arrive at a destination, take a shot for every part/item that you lost along the way without realizing.
- Finish the bottle if you somehow lost a case of beer without noticing.