Drinking Game / Maradonia Saga

• Take a drink for every "And so it was..."
• Take a drink for every German word.
  • Drain the bottle when the German grammar is incorrect.
• Take a sip for every word that's Unnecessarily Capitalized, italicized, bold or has unnecessary 'quotation marks'.
• Take a drink whenever the villains refer to Maya and Joey as "creepers".
• Take a drink for every Ice-Cream Koan.
• Take a drink whenever something's plagiarized from another book.
  • Two drinks if it's from The Bible.
• Takes a drink for every sentence that are grammatically incorrect or contain tyops.
  • Also, in case of awkward sentences that aren't grammatically incorrect, take a drink.
• Take a drink for every instance of As You Know.
• Take a drink every time the laws of science are ignored.
  • Two drinks if Techs Hand Waves it with magic.
  • Two drinks if it's the laws of physics that are broken.
• Take a drink every time Maya or Joey acts like a sociopath.
  • Two drinks if they get away with it, and three drinks if they're praised for it.
• Take a drink for every redundant phrase or phrase that unnecessarily repeats what was just said.

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