Drinking Game / Inanimate Insanity

• Take a shot every time MePhone4 calls himself a fat slob.
• Take a shot every time Apple asks for the definition of a word.
  • Take another if she used the word herself.
• Take a shot whenever Bow expresses her love for chairs.
• Take a shot whenever Microphone's volume is triggered.
• Take a shot every time Cheesy makes a pun and/or slaps his knee.
  • Take two if the pun involves Microphone.
• Take a shot every time Soap goes into Neat Freak mode.
• Take a shot every time Fan pulls out his phone or laptop.
• Take a shot every time Nickel says something sarcastic. Tread carefully with this one.
• Take a shot every time Season 1 is referenced in Season 2.
• Take a shot every time Paintbrush yells at someone.
  • Two drinks if they're yelling at Lightbulb or Fan.
  • Three if their bristles catch heat.
• Take a shot when Balloon gets scorned.
  • Another if it's Nickel scorning him.
• Take a shot every time Fan talks about the show.
• Take two shots whenever Yin and Yang get into a fight.
• Take a shot every time Tissues sneezes on someone.
• Take a shot of orange juice whenever Salt flirts with OJ.
• Take a drink every time MePhone4 gets annoyed with Toilet.
• Take a shot every time Taco says "SOUR CREAM!".
• Take a shot if Test Tube says a mild oath. Such as, "Golly", or "Gadzooks".
• Take a shot whenever Tissues says "Guys".
• Take a shot whenever Suitcase gets treated terribly by the other contestants or MePhone4.
  • Take two if it's Nickel treating her terribly.
• As like other Object Shows, take every shot from a whole bottle if your favorite contestant gets eliminated.
• Take a shot if MePhone4 does something callous or sadistic. (Please watch out for early episodes of Season 1 and season 2 episode 10.)
• Take a shot every time Cabby pulls out a file.
• Take a shot whenever Goo uses a metaphor or analogy.