Drinking Game / Hitler Rants

You're sure to drink about as much as Burgdorf when Fegelein trolls him

WARNING: We are not responsible for any negative health effects this game will very likely result in.

The parodies in general

• Take a shot whenever a parody uses green screen to place the characters against a different background.
• Take a shot whenever a parody uses head-pasting to place the characters in a different setting.
• Take a shot whenever the video of a parody is a still image and the characters are talking about being trapped somewhere.
• Take a shot whenever you encounter a DPMV (Downfall Parody Music Video).
• Take a shot whenever you encounter a parody that talks about parodies being taken down due to containing copyrighted material.
  • Down the glass if it's coming from Constantin Film.
  • Take two shots if it's coming from Disney.
  • Take two shots if a parody (or, as is more usual, its description) talks about Fair Use in some way.
• If you know at least some German, take a shot whenever you realize that a subtitle from a parody is correct, at least in some capacity. (Obviously excludes the cases when it's a proper noun like "SS".)
• Take a shot whenever a character appears who also appears in The New Order: Last Days of Europe.

Downfall characters

Hitler

• Take three shots whenever Hitler yells "FEGELEIN!!!" three times.
  • Take one shot if it's subtitled with something else, such as "Dammit".
  • Take one shot if he somehow manages to blame Fegelein for something that has nothing to do with Fegelein.
• Drink for as long as Hitler screams "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!".
• Take a shot whenever Hitler shouts one of the following:
  • "JA, JA, JA, JA, JA!"
    • Take two shots if it's subtitled as "YAH, YAH, YAH, YAH, YAH!" or variations thereof, rather than a meaningful word.
  • A phrase that has been word-spliced by Staedty86, such as "MOMMY! MOMMY! HELP ME!" or "HA HA HA!"
    • Take two shots if it isn't a Staedty86 parody.
• Take a shot anytime Hitler rants about something.
• Take a shot every time Hitler threatens to eliminate someone, but doesn't go through with it.
  • Take two shots if he does.
• Down your drink anytime Hitler beats Fegelein at something.
• Take a shot whenever Hitler takes off his glasses.
• Take a shot whenever Hitler throws his Pencil of Doom.
• Take a shot whenever Hitler can't find something on a map, ranging from Wally/Waldo to Berlin.
• Take a shot whenever someone other than Günsche is informing Hitler.
  • Take two shots if it's Bormann.
• Take a shot whenever someone other than Hitler is at his desk, and Hitler reacts.
  • Take two shots whenever someone in the comments asks what Hitler is banging his fist against.
• Take a shot whenever Hitler says something to differentiate himself from the real Hitler.
  • Take two shots if he says that he doesn't hate Jews and only hates Fegelein.
  • Take two shots if he complains about having died on April 30th, 1945.
• Take a shot whenever Hitler mentions Stalin.
• Take a shot whenever Hitler mentions something that is associated with the real Hitler, but not with Downfall, such as Auschwitz, the Master Race or being a painter.
• Take a shot whenever Hitler has a drink of water.

Fegelein

• Take a shot whenever Fegelein is committing an antic.
  • Take two shots if it's done by clapping his hands.
  • Take two shots if anyone who isn't Fegelein is committing an antic.
• Take a shot anytime someone attempts to kill Fegelein in a ridiculous or over-the-top manner.
• Take a shot whenever Fegelein says "Wie bitte?", just as Burgdorf would.
• Take a shot whenever it is alluded that the parody maker you're watching right now is Fegelein.

Jodl

• Take a shot anytime someone brings up the fact that Jodl is bald.
  • Take two shots if it's calling Jodl a "bald fuck".
• Take a shot anytime Jodl objects to one of Hitler's plans, or whatever else Hitler is doing.
• Take a shot anytime Jodl's disembodied head appears.
• Take a shot whenever Jodl mentions Steiner and the map.

Günsche

• Take a shot every time Günsche informs Hitler about something.
  • Take two shots if it's a Captain Obvious statement.
  • Take two shots if it's a blatantly wrong statement.
  • Take two shots if it's about Hitler's and/or the bunker's current state and the video is altered to fit the fact.
• Take a shot whenever it is brought up that Günsche is tall (e.g. being called a "stupid giant").

Krebs

• Take a shot whenever Krebs is pointing at a map.
  • Take two shots if he mentions that he's pointing at Berlin.
  • Take two shots if he's talking about the map whilst doing it.
• Take a shot whenever Krebs speaks in Russian.
  • Take two shots if the parody maker doesn't even realize it's Russian, and subtitles it as if it were German.
• Take a shot whenever Krebs talks about fish.

Burgdorf

• Take a shot whenever Burgdorf drinks.
• Take a shot every time Burgdorf sings "poor old man".
  • Take two if he sings the entire song.
• Take a shot whenever Weidling stops Burgdorf from shooting someone.
• Take a shot whenever the relationship between Krebs and Burgdorf is brought up.

Goebbels

• Take a shot anytime a joke is made about Goebbels being ugly.
  • Take two shots every time Goebbels is called "Skeletor".
• Take a shot anytime Goebbels agrees with Hitler, no matter how absurd the latter's statement might be.
• Take a shot anytime Goebbels runs off to his room and looks at himself in a mirror.
  • Take two if the subtitles comment on it or provide context of why he's doing so.

Göring

• Take a shot if Göring's voice is from his BTS feature.
  • If it is, take a shot whenever Göring says his own name.
  • Take two shots if it isn't, and instead is something else.
• Take a shot whenever Göring looks at his watch.
• Take a shot whenever Göring requests to eat something.
  • Take two shots if it's something that isn't even real, such as a video game character.
  • Down your drink if he actually succeeds.

Grawitz

• Take a shot every time Grawitz stomps.
• Take a shot every time Grawitz blows up himself and his family.

Koller

• Take a shot every time Koller says "Nein".
• Take a shot every time, when Hitler says "Koller", it's replaced with "Hello".

Himmler

• Take a shot whenever Himmler is discussing antics with Fegelein, whether in the hall or in the garage.

Traudl

• Take a shot anytime Gerda is shown crying, with Traudl present next to her.
  • Take two shots if Traudl tries to calm her down.
• Take a shot whenever Traudl drinks.

Mohnke

• Take a shot whenever Mohnke is called "Mohnkey".
• Take a shot whenever Mohnke is used instead of Jodl in a "Hitler plans" parody.

Speer

• Take a shot whenever Speer looks at Traudl's boobs.

Characters not present

• Take a shot anytime someone lampshades Steiner's lack of physical presence.
• Take a shot anytime Hitler says the name of Wenck, but it is subtitled with something else.
  • Take two shots if it's "Fine.".

Other Downfall characters

• Take a shot anytime anyone but the characters mentioned above is brought up at all.
• Take a shot every time Bormann scrapes his chair.
• Take a shot every time Magda whines.
• Take a shot every time Fritzsche attempts to call someone.
  • Take two shots if it's Marshal Zhukov.
• Take a shot every time General Chuikov stuffs something in a closet.
• Take a shot whenever someone mixes up General Chuikov and Marshal Zhukov.
• Take a shot every time Blondi barks.

Multiple characters

• Take a shot every time anyone says a mondegreen (see here for an exhaustive list), including but not limited to:
  • Hitler
    • "Sofort!" being rendered as a Precision F-Strike
    • "Fight, n***!"
    • "Wankstain!"
    • "crappy"
    • "epic" or "epically"
    • "FUCK THE POLICE!!!"
    • "FAT ALPINE MAN!!!"
  • Krebs
    • The last syllable of "bewegungsunfähig" being rendered as "fish". Take two shots if it isn't that quote, and he's simply talking about fish of his own volition.
  • Goebbels
    • "Giggity!"
    • "kipper"
    • "Activision"
• Take a shot every time one of Hitler's or Jodl's plans fails.
  • Take two shots if the plan goes through but ends in disaster.
  • Down the glass if they somehow succeed.
• Take a shot anytime a joke is made about Göring's and/or Grawitz' weight/eating habits.

Other characters

Any Hitler, other than Downfall

• Take a shot whenever a Hitler states his superiority to another Hitler.

Inglourious Basterds Hitler

• Take a shot whenever Inglourious Hitler bangs the table while shouting "NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, NEIN!"
• Take a shot whenever Inglourious Hitler bangs the table while shouting "Dann brin-gen Sie sie mir!"
• Take a shot whenever someone misspells "Inglourious".

Angry German Kid

See DrinkingGame.Angry German Kid

Meta

The parody channel

• Take two shots whenever you end up at a parody channel whose name mentions:
  • "Dolfy" and/or "rants"
  • "Fegelein" and/or "antics"
  • A Pokémon
• Take a shot whenever you end up at a parody channel whose name mentions any other Downfall character.
• Take a shot whenever you find out that in addition to Downfall parodies, the parodist also makes Angry German Kid parodies.
  • Take two shots if the channel name mentions AGK in some way.

The comments

• Take a shot whenever someone in the comments points out that the subtitles are incorrect.
• Take a shot whenever someone in the comments roleplays as parody characters.
  • Take two shots if they're using affectionate nicknames, such as "Dolfy", "Skeletor" and "The Antic Master".

Specific to a particular parodist

Hitler Rants Parodies

• Take a shot whenever you find a parody by HRP that falls into one of these categories:
  • Congratulating another Unterganger (Unterganger Hall of Fame, Best Unterganger, etc.)
    • Take another shot if Hitler mentions that Fegelein is subscribed/will now subscribe to the Unterganger.
  • Any news parody (Hitler interviews, Hitler attacks a celebrity, etc.)
    • Take another shot if you try to read both the subtitles and the Crawl of a news parody.
  • A series, or anything that has its installments labeled with Roman numerals (War of the Hitlers, Back to the Reich, etc.)
  • Hitler Vs (Hitler tries to battle another character/person with a particular phrase, usually "Ja Ja Ja Ja Ja" or "Fegelein" on Hitler's side)
    • Take another shot if Hitler wins.
  • Anything to do with HRP himself
    • Take two shots if he brings up that he was born on May 8th, VE Day, or that he started making parodies on his current channel on April 30th, Hitler's deathday.
    • Take two shots if it's pointing out the number of parodies/subscribers HRP has/years he has been making parodies for.
    • Take two shots if it's advertising an HRP community somewhere else (Patreon, Discord, etc.).
    • Down the glass if it's about HRP winning an award he himself established.
  • Anything to do with soccer (following either the German national team or Manchester United)
  • Any parody that features animals from viral videos being voiced by Downfall characters, usually coupled with the thumbnail claiming his channel name is "Kitler Rants Parodies" or variations thereof
• Take a shot whenever HRP brings up something about his own alternate timeline, such as the United Reich.
  • Down the glass if you decide to look up the HRP timeline on his wiki, and sadly realize that it's incomplete and you didn't find what you were looking for.
• Take a shot whenever Hitler insults a celebrity in an unexpected way (saying Trump has a dead rat on his head, calling any female politician a "corrupt old bag", etc.).
  • Take a shot if he does the same for a nationality (calling the Polish a nation of plumbers, mentioning the tendency of the French to surrender, mocking the Spanish for siestas and their reactions to red cloth, etc.).
• Take a shot whenever HRP (usually in a video game parody) uses a clip that isn't from Downfall proper, but rather from shots showcased in the BTS reel.
• Take a shot whenever someone in an HRP video says one of the following:
  • "downfall"
    • Take two shots if it's "your overconfidence will be your downfall".
  • "undoing"
  • Hitler calling everyone "retarded minions"
    • Take two shots if it directly follows everyone trying to talk to Hitler at the same time.
  • Hitler bragging about his "superior intellect"
    • Take two shots if it's in a parody where Hitler fails to do a very simple task, such as finding Berlin or figuring out 1+1.
  • "accursed"
  • "Fegelarse"
  • "Failüre"
    • Take two shots if it's someone addressing Hitler as "my Failüre" whenever the movie uses "my Führer".
• Take a shot whenever someone in an HRP video brings up a company or product with "Reich" or "Fegel" in its name.
  • Take two shots if it's an obvious parody of a real company/product name (Microsoft -> Reichsoft, Nintendo -> Reichtendo, PlayStation -> ReichStation, etc.)
  • Take two shots if it's a different type of pun, such as Windows Nein or Windows 1945.
• Take a shot whenever you find a video that has Hitler comment on a particular topic, and in the comments, HRP does the same, oftentimes showing that he definitely does not share Hitler's opinion.
  • Take two shots if he does.
• Take a shot whenever, in a "Hitler finds out" video, HRP cuts out the "These men will stay here: Keitel, Jodl, Krebs and Burgdorf." line, making it look like the generals are leaving because Hitler took off his glasses, and that means he's about to blow up.
• Take a shot whenever, when HRP features a Hitler other than the one from Downfall in a title of his parody, he is simply referred to as "Hitler", without the indication as to where he's from.