Here's something fun: a
Glee drinking game. Have the Bloody Marys ready for Monday, everybody!
Drink when:
- You notice a trope.
- You hear the word "seminal", "song", "Barbra", "wanky" or "glee".
- Each time: "wanky wanky" = two.
- The episode is title dropped.
- Someone is drunk.
- There's an Imagine Spot.
- Will and Mike dance together, or with Brittany.
- Brittany:
- is eating (good luck with season 4!).
- gives a one-liner.
- says something profound.
- says something stupid.
- gets mad because someone infers that she's stupid.
- dances way better than you'd imagine her IQ would allow.
- kisses someone.
- avoids saying bisexual.
- gets math wrong.
- does... hairography.
- tries to take over.
- appears to be pregnant.
- sings, mentions, "My Cup".
- does something really heartwarming.
- Quinn is kind to Rachel.
- Someone other than Artie is in a wheelchair on screen.
- Artie walks or dances.
- Santa Claus is said or mentioned, including in songs.
- A song is killed.
- A song is made better.
- A song is badly made to relate to a character's story line.
- Journey is sung or mentioned.
- Don't Stop Believin' is sung = one each time you hear "Don't stop believin'".
- It's a tribute episode.
- Fleetwood Mac is sung (both in "Rumours" and not).
- Wicked is sung or mentioned.
- Defying Gravity by Kurt/Rachel/Mercedes = shot for everyone singing it, including in your house.
- Single Ladies is performed.
- A song is sung more than once on the series (have fun getting through "100").
- A song is made into a duet/solo.
- Back story!
- Own songs!
- "Trouty Mouth", "My Headband" sung or referenced.
- Celebrity guest!
- Glee member's family are shown (drink per person).
- Someone finds out Quinn is pregnant.
- Beth is shown.
- You include ante-natal Beth (at least once every episode of season 1).
- A music video is remade/mimicked.
- Jane Lynch (Coach Sue) sings.
- Sue lampshades something, including Fridge-wise.
- Sue calls Kurt "Porcelain"/"sweet Porcelain".
- Becky smashes a xylophone.
- Chris Colfer (Kurt) sings higher than you can.
- Two drinks when he sings in a voice which you actually wouldn't mistake for a woman's.
- Tiny sip when you get a tiny glimpse of Kurt's teeth when he's singing.
- Homophobia and/or discrimination are present or implied or discussed. Good luck.
- Someone gay has a het relationship/kiss/'thing'.
- Whenever Karofsky/Santana and Kurt/Brittany are together, drink for each of them (because here Brittany is being The Beard).
- Someone straight has a gay relationship/kiss/'thing'. So, for whenever you see Santana and Quinn together in "I Do" drink for both of them.
- Two drinks each time a character's sexuality appears inconsistent.
- Tina/Rachel is the Fag Hag.
- Ho Yay kicks the radar in the 'nads.
- Puck says "nads".
- Puck is called Noah.
- Puck plays guitar.
- Puck's hair is not a Jew-hawk.
- Every time Rachel gets a solo or some part in a song.
- Two drinks every rare time she gets called out for being a spotlight hog.
- Sam or Brittany supposedly have an interest in astrology.
- Something becomes Hilarious in Hindsight or Harsher in Hindsight.
- A The Glee Project contestant is there.
- Rory's accent is misunderstood or its incomprehensibility to Americans lampshaded.
- Drink whenever you hear it.
- "Teenage lovemaking" is about to happen/ has just happened.
- drink each time sex is mentioned.
- Random Cheerios! appear, somehow willing to join in with the glee club.
- Mercedes' gospel choir appear.
- Mercedes and Santana duet.
- Santana's not in a WMHS cheerleading uniform, including during glee group performances.
- The band are overlooked.
- Brad speaks.
- Holly or April or Terri or Jean or Jacob ben Israel are around.
- A song is split between Lima and New York.
- The word 'glee' is shoehorned into an episode title.
- pedo!Will makes an appearance.
- Songs are sung before they would have been released.
- Finn is mentioned in season 5.
- Two drinks if it's by Rachel.
Episode specific:
- In "Acafellas" (S01E03) take a shot every time someone mentions "guts," "balls," or "confidence".
- In "Throwdown" (S01E07) Sue refers to someone by not their name.
- In "Wheels" (S01E09) you hear "accessible".
- In "Hairography" (S01E11) you hair "distraction".
- In "Mattress" (S01E12) people smile wide/are told to smile/sing a song about smiling.
- In "Hell-O" (S01E14) you hear "hello" or "hell".
- In "The Rocky Horror Glee Show" (S02E05) "pushing boundaries" is mentioned and The Rocky Horror Picture Show songs sung.
- In "The Spanish Teacher" (S03E12) "passion" is mentioned and you hear Spanish.
- In "Saturday Night Glee-ver" (S03E16) disco done and a song from Saturday Night Fever performed.
- In "Prom-asaurus" (S03E19) the word "dinosaur" is said. Or sung. Or spelled out in song. Mention of Blaine and hair-gel.
- In "Glease" (S04E06) Grease is mentioned/its songs are performed.
- In "Glee, Actually" (S04E10) you notice an allusion/ Shout-Out to Love Actually, the Mayan Doomsday is mentioned.
- In "Girls (And Boys) On Film" (S04E15) a song from a film is done.
