Drinking Game / Ed, Edd n Eddy

• Drink every time Ed says "Gravy" or "Buttered Toast".
  • Or whenever Eddy says the words "Scam" or "Cash".
• Any time that Eddy calls Ed "monobrow" or "lumpy".
  • Any time that Eddy calls Ed the name of a character from a play, a writer, or an artist.
• Take three chugs any time someone in the show says "jawbreakers"
  • Four if you see them with a jawbreaker.
  • Finish your drink if the Eds actually eat jawbreakers.
• Take a drink each time Sarah tells Ed, "I'm telling Mom!"
• Every time Kevin says "Dorks," take a sip and say goodbye to brain cells.
  • When Kevin doesn't call the Eds dork, down the drink.
• Any time Jimmy gets brutally injured, take a swig.
• Drink half a can for every omnivorous item Ed eats.
  • Drink the whole can for every time Ed is used as an item.
• If you ever see dollar signs in Eddy's eyes, drink.
• Take a shot each time Double D repeats a word three times in a row. Filthy, filthy, filthy. Plastered, plastered, plastered.
  • Take two for every time he says "Oh, dear".
  • Also, whenever Ed repeats a word or phrase three times in a row. Dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole. Eggs, eggs, eggs.
• Take a shot every time Eddy yells loudly.
• Drink every time Rolf says a strange proverb.
  • Drink continuously when Rolf talks about something related to his homeland/his family.
  • And again for every culture shock he has.
  • And again every time he calls them "Ed boys".
  • And again every he says his own name.
• Drink every time Plank "says" something.
  • Add a shot whenever Jonny says "I don't get it either, Plank."
• Take a large drink whenever Sarah exhibits High-Pressure Emotion.
  • Take another if she threatens Ed that she will "tell Mom", or some variation.
• Take a drink whenever Nazz giggles.
  • Or whenever she says "dude" or "totally"
• Whenever the Kankers kiss the Eds, drink.
  • If the Kankers don't kiss the Eds, take a chug.
  • If the Kankers don't even see or speak to the Eds, down a bottle.
• Any time any of the characters break the fourth wall, drink.
• Take a few swigs whenever Sarah and Jimmy are more successful than the Eds without even having to plan a scam.
• Every time the Eds are already scamming the other kids at the beginning of the episode.
• Take a shot every time damage that is probably worth millions of dollars and could take months to fix has been repaired by the next scene or episode.
• Take a shot for every "Guilt by Association" gag. Two if Edd isn't the victim.
• Take a shot whenever Edd says something scientific. 2 if you understand it. And take 3 shots whenever he makes a outlandish contraption, and take another shot if it's made out of garbage. If you choose to follow this rule, then may God have mercy on your soul.
• One sip for every "gay moment" you see. Have an ambulance on standby.
• Have a sip every time someone says the word "Up" in "They Call Him Mr. Ed". Have an ambulance by your side ^because this is 71 sips we're talking about here.
  • Take two sips/a shot every time someone says "Down" in the same episode. (Have an ambulance on standby for the latter option! If doing this with the "up" one, switch this one to a sip or suffer the consequences.)
• Take a drink for every time "bro" or "brother" is mentioned in "An Ed Is Born."

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