The count may never drink wine, but you can.
- Take a shot every time Stoker uses the word "voluptuous."
- Take a shot every time something is described as "queer".
- Take a shot if you notice how weirdly good everyone's grammar and spelling is.
- Take a shot every time either Seward or Van Helsing commits an egregious act of medical malpractice.
- Take a shot every time the characters are horrified by sexiness.
- Take a shot every time Seward and Van Helsing have Ho Yay.
- Take another shot if Van Helsing touches Seward while it's happening.
- Take a shot every time Van Helsing exhibits Blunt Metaphors Trauma.
- Take a shot every time Lucy's Boyfriend Squad + Jonathan decide not to tell Mina a critical piece of information.
- Take another shot if this happens within five pages of a genius moment from Mina herself.
