Drinking game for Doctor Who TVM (The TV Movie):
- Drink every time you see a clock.
- Drink every time someone says "two hearts" or "thirteen lives".
- Drink every time someone implies the Doctor is half-human.
- Drink every time someone obviously says something just so it can be included in the trailer.
- Drink every time San Francisco starts to look a lot like Vancouver.
- Whenever sparks fly off the TARDIS console , drink (this applies to the new series as well.).
- Drain your glass whenever anyone makes a reference to the fact that it is the 31st of December, 1999.
- Take sips while chanting "CGI snake" when the CGI snake version of The Master appears.
- Drink every time Christ-esque imagery appears onscreen.
- Drink for each thing that's gratuitously different from the Classic series (The Doctor's biology, The Master's snakeness, the TARDIS interior)
- Drink continuously during the climax whenever the Master appears and the ham overwhelms you.
- Take a shot if the Doctor offers someone a jellybaby.
- Take a shot whenever a plot element that will have to be retconned in the Expanded Universe is introduced.
- Drink every time a Time Lord is a Large Ham (you may have to skip the Eye of Harmony scene, unless you want to visit Grace in the hospital).
