DISCLAIMER: this page is for entertainment purposes only. DO NOT ATTEMPT. Chargeman Ken! is toxic enough without alcohol.
Every time Ken abuses his sister Caron, take a drink.
Every time Ken abuses his "pet robot" Barican, take a drink.
Every time Ken behaves like a prepubescent horndog-in-training, take a drink.
Take two when the target is his teacher.
Every time Ken's mother goes horribly off-model from the shoulders up, take a drink.
Every time you look at Barican and ask yourself, "WTF?!", turn off the TV, down a fiftha la Bluto, and pass out on the couch.
Now we come to the "thimble for a shot glass" portion of our game. Why, you ask? Because any more than that will send you to the ER—or the morgue—in very short order. You've been warned. Remember, just a thimbleful...
Every time Ken fries a Juralian.
Two every time Ken fries a Juralian ship.
Every time the sound effects team drops the ball.
Every time you notice the same sequence of cels used over and over again.
Every time there's a cut with absolutely no movement whatsoever.
Every time the background art is inappropriate, inexplicable, or both.
Every time you see a hair stuck on the animation cel that hasn't been cleared off (it's a lot).
Whenever Ken does his transformation sequence, skip the alcohol and do yourself a favor: close your eyes, plug your ears, and count down exactly 20 seconds (trust me). Or, if you're a happy drunk, annoy the crap out of your family and sing along: "Glow, Glow, Ken!"
Every time the abysmal lack of in-between cels makes you doubt your own eyes, give yourself a better reason and take a drink.
Every time there's a plot point so hilariously inane that it makes you do a spit take, pause the DVD, go to the fridge, and grab another six-pack. You'll need it.
