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Hello there, welcome to Honest Johns Travel Agency. Maybe you've had a bit of a hard time from all that endless wiki walking?. Perhaps you need to get away from it all for a while? Look no further!
Our exhilarating range of exciting locales and exotic locations includes everything you could imagine, and a few things you can't, including beautiful old buildings, nature walks, and mysterious old temples. For our wealthy interworld travellers, please choose from our excellent selection of relaxing destinations, ranging from hot and fiery scorchers to cool, crisp shelters from the relentless summer sun.
- Greetings! I am the Monitor of Installation 04. I am 343 Guilty Spark. During your visit, you can expect to find funny, high pitched aliens, reptilian alien who say "Wort, Wort, Wort!!", Wookiee knockoffs, and even bird aliens. You will also find the wildlife, including an intelligent parasite! Installation 04, Halo
- A bright, vibrant world recently colonized by Dahl, this world has various towns and settlements. What little crime there is is handled by beloved prison warden Flynt, and when he can't do the job, he has the elite soldiers of Crimson Lance, led by Commandant Steele to do it. The world's most well known attraction is an ancient museum that houses the remnants of an ancient civilation. Be sure to visit during the springtime, as that's when the local fauna comes to play with the settlers. Pandora, Borderlands
- Looking for a more urban scene? Then do we have the place for you! With low crime rates, whether enjoying their famous "Victory Gin" or taking an extended tour of the Ministry of Peace, the nightlife is just full of excitement!note , and their cheery staff will be almost like a family to you. Consistently rated TwiceDoublePlusGood in Ingsoc Today 300 years in a row. Oceania, Nineteen Eighty-Four
- Enjoy long travel and modern comforts? Hate dirt, water and especially sand? You should definitely visit our large cruise planetoid as it travels from system to system! Meet the friendly locals, enjoy stunning ancient ruins and meet famous celebrities along the way! Meet us in the Alderaan System! Death Star, Star Wars
- Howdy, pardner! Let us take you on an unforgettable, hands-on journey of the Texas meat-packing business! We'll take you on tour through a small, rural community where you'll have a chance to meet some of the colorful locals, who will engage you in exciting, hands-on approach to slaughtering tools and equipment. After going by a meat packing and processing plant, we'll take an afternoon excursion to meet a great big family of meat specialists who have lived on the same plot of land since before the war! Hey, look, it's Grandpa! What's that, Grandpa? Is dinner ready yet? Don't worry, Grandpa, I'll cut that up for you! "the backwaters of 1970's rural Texas", The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)
- Bored of home? Wanting to escape the doldrums of Earth? Then come join our pioneering venture to colonize a newly discovered planetoid! With spacious scientific research areas, comfortable lodgings, and adorable alien fauna who just love getting close to you, this is the home for you and your family! the homeworld from Aliens
- Who needs the quiet day-to-day dullness of where you live now? Come to our custom resort, located on prime real estate near a beautiful volcanic plain, and spend your days in peace and relaxation! Our main complex is fully equipped to deal with all your needs, no matter what they might be. And when you get tired of the facilities, take a stroll around our gardens, where if you're lucky you might even find something growing! And don't worry about potential invaders. Our quite capable president watches over the whole estate from his penthouse office. Mordor
- You like big cities? Have I got a place for you. The locals are a little rough, but that's just part of the adventure. Enjoy our hot springs! Your children will enjoy our robots and seeing the secrets inside the buildings. It's all a very interesting city, except over there. And all the Tang you can drink. Tokyo-3
- Tired of that little backwater village that you live in? Ever wonder if there's anything more out there for you? Then perhaps the Big Bacon itself should be your next destination. As you arrive there in a stretch limo, you'll see the bright lights and the hustle and bustle of the crowds. With an arcade, movie theatre and even a funfair within the urban grounds, you'll never get bored, and the pleasant ladies working in the restaurant will ensure that your meals are enjoyable. Marvel at the gigantic statue overlooking the east side, said to be the city's protector! Gaze at how impossibly high the state building is (surely that can't only be 100 floors)! Sample the unique hotdogs that the vendor outside the cinema sells (you really won't find anything else like them)! You'll certainly be a nicer person once you take a dip in the springs here. New Pork City from Mother 3
- Hey there, human! Care to go somewhere truly exotic? Look no further than our humble land! Encounter our unique creatures and feel the soft, damp moss between your toes! The locals will be happy to welcome you face-to-face with our cheerful greeting! Don't be afraid of the bugs, they're not too big or harmful at all! Take a nice trip over here, it might be closer than you think! The Crimson from Terraria
- You looking for a sunny place, but want somewhere colourful, but concerned about the crime rate? Look no further, this place is filled with cheery locals and a well-known shapeshifting artist. The police here care about their job that they will even hold a trial as soon as they suspect someone of the crime and are extremely confident that they are never wrong. Delfino Plaza from Super Mario Sunshine.
- Want a big, warm city? Looking for a place for the chaste and the pious? Fancy living in the city of royalty? Look no further than here, where can sample the finest wines and taste the most exotic foods. Visit the Red Keep and hear the King give his justice. In fact, even if the city bores you, you can take a stroll around the countryside. See the High Lords going about their realm, and you might even be lucky enough to see a band of soldiers going about their daily business. Certainly a must-see if you fancy some sun and sea! King's Landing, A Song of Ice and Fire.
- Is humdrum life in the city just too much for your taste? Take a break at our comfy little dwelling away from the noise and chaos in the city. Run by a lovely man and his mother, you can bet there will be no worries for you. You've deserved it! Take a relaxing break, enjoy the peace and quiet, maybe take a fresh shower. Choose from our 12 cabins, each one with it's own luxuries. Ladies, our manager suggests Cabin One! Bates Motel, Psycho
- Everyone, from famous presidents to ambassadors arriving in our nation, has stayed in our esteemed hotel. A relaxing stay here in the Rockies of Colorado is just what you need to refresh yourself! Hundreds of suites are available, so come visit and explore our illustrious past and nature. An exciting array of attractions are featured within our property, such as a intricately designed Hedge Maze and a vast ballroom. Our staff is amazing at their jobs, from preparing fine dining, to making sure this place doesn't burn down! And don't even worry about our lodging during closed season. Our lovely caretaker will look after this place until we open once more! The Overlook Hotel, The Shining
- Here it is! The place of your wildest dreams! Go on an intoxicating, breathtaking vacation here, in the happiest place that everyone goes to! Our friendly employees will work their hardest to make sure you get the experience that you deserve! Our warm climate makes for a fun getaway, with a clean environment for a variety of fun activities. This exotic vacation spot has a rich past which you will love to learn about it! We promise to personalize every experience for you, so that no one's trip is the same. So, come on down; you may never want to leave! Hell, Various Beliefs and Religions
- Enjoy our quaint, yet friendly little hometown, with interesting residents and a culture to blow you away! Meet our friendly town animals and illustrious citizens, like pleasant shopkeepers, aspiring politicians, and loving families. Maybe buy a souvenir from our renowned gift shop! Settled in Maine, you might say we are the king of hometown fun! Castle Rock, Stephen King
- Visit this thrilling and scenic city by the sea! Meet very interesting people wherever you go! There’s never a dull moment here, especially around lunch time! Brockton Bay, Worm
- Bored of ol' Earth?. Visit this exotic, shining, planet and enjoy its warm climate! You need clothes just for one type of weather! If you like overcast skies this is the place for you! Thrilling, hot, landscapes! Discover a new form of walking and moving! Climb mountains to see snow like Earth does not knownote ! Plenty of time to both have fun in the day and sleep! So exciting that spacecrafts sent there cut shortly contact with Earth to fully enjoy it! Venus, Real Life
- Fancy a trip to an island? Than this paradise is the vacation spot for you! Beautiful mountains, a wonderful pond, and lovely fields! Plus, if you're really lucky, you'll meet the locals who live in the mountain! Just one fun boat trip away! Don't mind the rocky outcroppings in the water, the experienced crew can handle that. Shoreless Isle, Fablehaven
- Want to get away from it all? Try a vacation to this lovely planet in the Outer Rim today! With breathtaking scenery, unique and beautiful flora and fauna, and a thriving, living history rich with fascinating cultural practices, this place is sure to enchant you and your fellow tourists! Dathomir, Star Wars
- Our diverse and wonderfully rich country is just waiting for you! Juicy green plantations, golden wheat fields, adventurous caves or more urban adventures, something is to discover everywhere. Nevertheless, you will be well guarded wherever you go. And our capital is just the best of it all! Experience a wonderful Shining City, try on super-expensive clothes, eat everything you can imagine and show off your ability and stamina to everyone in our annual, televised sports events! Especially your children will love it! Panem, The Hunger Games
- Fancy a trip to a cozy New England seaside town just outside Boston? Then come on down to our town! A wonderful locale with fantastic nightlife, loads of recreation opportunities and friendly people on every corner! There's never a dull moment whenever you're here, especially when you meet our loveable mayor, or visit the brewery that makes a great American beer! Our people say we're "Freakin' Sweet!" Quahog, Family Guy
