You want to know what's Not Safe for Work? This entire site, you, your mom, this entire freakin' planet! If you have a dirty enough mind, then everything is Sick and Wrong! I hope you can stomach life now!
If you're wondering what the hell this page is, so am I. I honestly don't know. It's basically chaos, so go find a different page if this is too chaotic. Or you can stay if you like chaotic things. Because personally, I don't know what this is!
Examples
- How to Train Your Dragon 2: After a failed attempt to toss Hiccup off a cliff, Hiccup and Toothless get into a intense fight wherein Toothless begins to viciously attempt to poke Hiccup eyes out! Now this is bad enough, but his anger cools, and he tries to french kiss Hiccup! Seen here. GOD!
Ed, Edd n Eddy: The Mis-Edventures
- One level has Ed becoming a nudist. *Shudders*
- Level 123,435,654,645 has Jimmy saying that he's gay. To no one's surprise.
- Does Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing count, for being so WINNER?
- Only if The Legend of Zelda CD-i Games count for being so DINNER.
- Hibachi.
- Neko Atsume has cat butts! Goddamn CAT BUTTS!
- Bowser is practically running around naked all the time. And so is his son! For shame!
- Sonic The Hedgehog and his male friends wears nothing but gloves and shoes while the girls do wear clothing, teaching boys to be streakers! Also, Amy stalks Sonic and always tries to Glomp him. Isn't that sexual harassment? Wait a minute...
- Splatoon involves tentacles, so it basically already counts as hentai. But what's more, these tentacled children are running around squirting each other with their bodily fluids!
- Total Drama has episode 3, while Chris is giving the recap, he says that Ezekiel was voted off for sexist comments. Why is this NSFW? BECAUSE CHRIS SAID "SEXIST", A WORD THAT HAS "SEX" IN IT!
- Oh, and there's that super secret missing episode where the entrire cast, even new characters, show up in the nude uncensored, made just to piss off the censors.
- See this◊? That is 100% proof that Geoff is gay for DJ. It is totally what it looks like. Yeah.
- The only episode of The Simpsons downloadable for the atari 666, because Bart Simpson moons the audience.
- And no, that scene in The Simpsons Movie doesn't count. Because Bart really had something on him that looked like a penis, but was not. How is this true? Because Bart is really a girl. The last episode says that In a NSFW fashion. Despite being NSFW, It is not an example.
- Phineas and Ferb: a lot of this especially Isabella who is a psycho who does anything just to show everyone how much she's obsessed with Phineas
- Phineas gets a boner when he finds out that Isabella understands trebuchet mechanics.
- My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: The entire show. Why you ask? Because nopony wears clothes. Not even the all-female mane cast!
- Spongebob Squarepants: I can't believe that Squidward is not wearing a pants in a kids show!
- And Spongebob ripped his pants in one episode! How disgusting.
- He's not the only one, Dudley doesn't wear pants in T.U.F.F. Puppy, where almost more people wear pants.
- Similarly, Rocko from Rocko's Modern Life doesn't wear pants, despite other characters wearing pants.
- The number of times I have heard words like SEXism, VIOLATED or the two main characters being naked in The Cramp Twins is too much. How dare they?
- I've got man parts and you're reading this!
- Or do you?
- For that matter, am I really reading this?
- You want to know what's worse? I... have... breasts!
- Are they moobs though? That would arguably make it even more NSFW. Please, think of the children.
Real Life
- Averted in Real Life
- Averted by any of the cool jobs. Apparently you can have porn wallpaper.
- If anything were Not Safe For Work, why do we allow people who do it to have any jobs? Clearly the fact that we don't have 24/7 surveillance of people to make sure they aren't doing anything Not Safe For Work means that everything is safe for work!
