You encountered the Jerkassdere.
Jerkassdere used Bitching.
It doesn't affect you. (Probably because you're already a prick.)
What Move will you use?
- Reasoning
- Loving
- Shooting
You used Shooting. Bastard.
The bullets missed. Jerkassdere mellowed down a lot.
What Move will you use?
- Reasoning
- Loving
You used Reasoning. You do care.
Jerkassdere mellowed out more.
Quick, love on her!
You used Loving. And a little something else, if ya catch ma drift.
The Jerkassdee has been mellowed out, becoming Mellorine.
Congrats, you win at life. NOW SCRAM!
- ...Not you, Mellorine, I'll always be with you.
Hmm? AHH!
Hey, shouldn't this be a Suger Wi-
NO!
Well how about for the oth-
NO AGAIN!
...Why not?
Ever heard of Unholy Matrimony?
Oh God...
Even villains have loved ones, you dick.
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