Earth H is a parody of superhero comics created by Strix Obscuro. Taking place in a horrifically bastardized world where almost everyone with superpowers abuses them for to fulfill their (usually perverted) whims, it tells the story of the misadventures of the superheroine Rose Fist, her sidekick Peril Girl, and their hapless ally Blueball as they try to use their powers for good.
This work contains examples of:
- Alternate Universe: Earth H began as a less politically-correct parody of the world from Red Owl.
- Black Face: There actually is a villain called Blackface in this universe.
- Blessed with Suck: Peril Girl is nearly invulnerable and can nullify the superhuman abilities of others. Unfortunately, she is also almost literally a living magnet for weird shit.
- Blood Knight: Rose Fist and Blueball love a good fight. In Rose's case, fighting keeps her gloves busy and prevents them from exerting their will over her. In Blue's case, fighting distracts him from the fact that he's hanging out with two sexy superheroines who have no romantic interest in him.
- Brains and Bondage: Fabricatrix is an engineering genius who's made her fortune by designing bondage equipment.
- Comes Great Responsibility: Rose Fist and Peril Girl are some of the few superpowered folks on Earth H who believe this.
- Cursed with Awesome: Blueball has superhuman strength that lasts as long as he doesn't get laid. And if he does get laid, he only loses the super-strength for a day at most. Most people would find that pretty reasonable, but he finds it embarrassing because he almost never loses the super-strength... Because he almost never gets laid.
- Empathic Weapon: Rose Fist's gloves have a collective will of their own.
- Even Evil Has Standards: The Notoriety (Earth H's super-villain governing body) takes an extremely dim view of rapists, pedophiles, child-killers, polluters, and other sociopaths. As one of them puts it, "Just because we're evil doesn't mean we're cruel."
- Expy: This universe has several.
- The Paradisian = Wonder Woman
- That Freakin' Guy = Spider-Man
- Fabricatix = Green Lantern
- Blackface = The Joker
- Bugger of Worlds = Galactus
- For Science!: One of the reasons Earth H is so full of assholes with superpowers is that a scientist who invented a superpower serum decided to open-source it just to see what people did with the resulting superpowers.
- The Nudifier: Naturally, this universe has some villains with weapons that serve this function.
- Omnicidal Maniac: The Bugger of Worlds wants to literally rape a planet. Fortunately, his preferred target is his own world. Unfortunately, creating a... erm, device big enough for the task requires stripping several whole worlds of their resources, and Earth is on the donor list.
- Power Fist: Rose Fist's gloves give her super strength.
- Powered by a Forsaken Child: Rose Fist has claimed that her gloves and cowl are made from the flesh of a lust demon.
- Power Perversion Potential: On Earth H, most people with superpowers abuse them, often for perverted ends. Thankfully, most of them don't have much more imagination than the average human.
- Pragmatic Villainy: The Notoriety runs on the principle of "Don't shit in our sandbox." - that is to say, avoid doing things that might actually outrage people enough to demand some sort of government response.
- President Evil: Naturally, the United States in Earth H has one.
- Unwitting Instigator of Doom: Mondegreen Man. He inadvertently speaks a magic language that alters reality in often destructive ways.
- Wide-Open Sandbox: Theoretically, anything can happen in Dixon City, including the triumph of good, which is why Rose Fist and Peril Girl set up shop there.
- Wretched Hive: Dixon City, the alien/demonic invasion and supervillain capital of the world. The local chamber of commerce actually uses that as a selling point.
- X Meets Y: Saints Row meets Empowered.
