Danijel is an unpublished Croatian Gag Series comic book. It centers around the titular Danijel, a grumpy teenager, and his unlikely group of friends: his bro Darko, his crush Nada, his bully and Nada's girlfriend Bela, and the super hot alien refugee Zelda.
:Characters
- Danijel - Deadpan Snarker and Unlucky Childhood Friend of Jovanka's, who moved out when they were kids.
- Darko - Only Sane Man of the group.
- Nada - Ms. Fanservice with large boobs and Hair of Gold, Heart of Gold, and also, Eyes Always Shut.
- Bela - Nada's fat girlfriend, who engages in Double Standard: Abuse, Female on Male on Danijel.
- Zelda - Green-Skinned Space Babe from the planet Kanca-Manca, who has an Impossible Hourglass Figure.
- Jovanka - Danijel's childhood girlfriend, The Ghost who is only heard through Danijel's phone and only appears in milestone episodes.
- Lucy - Canon Immigrant from DLD. A girl from the Opposite Sex Universe that is now stranded in ours. Much of the humor comes from the fact that everything and everyone from our world was the opposite gender in hers.
References to DLD
- Canon Immigrant: References to my other series, DLD:
- In Suspiciously Super Sweet Sorbet, the gang unknowingly eats ice cream that's harvested from the body of the Ice Cream Monster.
- In Hard-to-have Headlines, the gang reads a bunch of old newspapers that report D.L.D.'s old cases.
- In The Pub Passing Pluto, Danijel flirts with a robotic lesbian vampire cheerleader from Mars.
- At the end of Quarry Kaladont, and explosion sends the gang flying into Lisa and Ammy's building, right into Lisa's room, just as she was eating out Ammy.
- Luke's Distaff Counterpart, Lucy, is now part of the cast.
- As Danijel is browsing Grindr in Gross Grindr Grizzly, one of the profiles he sees belongs to Dr. Kvasimodo.
- In Sister's Silly Slip, as she's escaping Kanca-Manca, Zelda's twin sister Zena sees the D.L.D. fighting a space monster, gets hit on by a robotic lesbian vampire cheerleader from Mars and briefly meets Lavaman.
- In Boneheads' Birdbrained Birdwatching the gang encounters a flying monster that flew in from the Demented Dimension.
- What Could Have Been: Zelda was supposed to be added to D.L.D. 's cast, but got replaced by Zoe, so she got here.
Quotes
- Danijel: If I fail all my classes, dad said he'll beat me up! Or even worse, take away my Internet privileges!Unknown Girl: [wrote I Am Crazy! on Danijel's desk]Danijel: [writes down Fuck You]Danijel: Hey, this bathroom isn't so bad! The toilet is on a stand, it's nicely decorated, smells lovely and its' a nice blue color (even though you can't see it 'cuz the comic's black and white)...Nada: Give me an object that starts with a C! Something small and irrelevant.Bela: Danijel's cock![Danijel punches her]Zelda: A crignin! It's a tool with which we on Kanca-Manca perform our vaginal examinations!Nada: ... I'll write down "case".Zelda: Hey, while we're here, let's play Celebrity Kaladont
! I'll start; Naya Rivera!Bela: Rachel Dolezal!Nada: Al Bano.Darko: Nora Roberts!Danijel: T.S. Elliot!Zelda: Otis Redding!Bela: Ng... startover!Danijel: Shall we meet up when you come here?Jovanka: Sure! If this is Episode 45, how about I come when it's Episode 50?Nada: This is the best beach you could find?Danijel: Come on, guys, it's not THAT bad!Zelda: I just stepped into 4 different kinds of garbage!Danijel: Help! A shark! And it's raping me!Bela: Rape it back!Lucy: Greetings! Do you have any of the following comic books; Ironwoman, Spiderlady, Freedom Fellas...Comic book store guy: [Stares blankly]Lucy: Oh that's right, I forgot, I'm in the Opposite Sex Universe!Danijel: So, I take it you like Marvel movies?Lucy: Oh yeah! My favorite is Avengers: Age of Ultronella, but don't tell anyone!Danijel: Who and why would I tell that?
