Crosses The Line Twice / Web Original

• 4chan is practically this personified as a site. It's rare to find a 4chan post that doesn't cross the line at least three times at a bare minimum, from disturbing to funny back to disturbing.
  • This legendary post about the "Fetus Room".◊
  • The last response to this post centered around a sexually abused girl who was found in the snow◊ is particularly awful.
  • Godspeed, Astrotoad.◊
  • hey guys, do your worst◊
  • "My grandfather died in WWII"....◊
  • 4chan "reviews"◊ Zootopia...
  • Of all the boards, /sp/ (sports) produced quite a few of these around the The World Cup:
    • When Japan conceded two goals in a row in the JAP v. CIV match, someone posted "HAVEN'T SEEN SOMEONE DROP TWO ON JAPAN SO QUICKLY SINCE 1945"
    • After Brazil's infamous 7-1 loss to Germany, an American user pondered whether this would be the Brazilian equivalent of 9/11. Another poster replied that it wouldn't be, because the Twin Towers lasted more than 10 minutes after the first strike.
    • When the Olympic flame blew out during the London 2012 Olympics, a British poster tried to justify it by saying that the torch had been invented by the Nazis. An American poster's response? "At least the Nazis could keep London burning for two weeks."
  • Oskar Dirlewanger was a notorious Nazi war criminal and rapist who for some reason made it famous on /his/. Here◊ is a parody of 6ix9ine's SCUM GANG inspired by him.
  • One /lit/ user wrote a 55,000 novella where one in five words is some variation of the N-word. If you don't believe it, neither did /lit/ until they saw it◊ (warning: uncensored N-words ahead).
• Some humourous Amazon reviews of the anti-vaccination book Melanie's Marvelous Measles (although some of them have been taken down):
  • This one lists a ton of fictional children's books whose Alliterative Titles use the format "[name]'s [adjective] [disease]". This leads to fun titles like "Bertha's Blossoming Bulimia", "Carol's Colorful Chlamydia", "Dominic's Domineering Dementia", "Hillary's Hilarious HIV", "Lisa's Lovely Lassa Fever", "Prunella's Practically Preventable Prion" and "Sam's Saintly Schizophrenia".
  • "I'm so happy I bought a hard copy version of this book. If I bought an audiobook, I never would have gotten my money's worth as both of my daughters went deaf from Measles Encephalitis. They now have a great book and a lifelong disability to remind them how much I truly love them!"
  • This one calls "Benevolent Bubonic Plague" a "gentle, all-natural diet aide", says that the USA only won World War II because FDR got polio instead of the vaccine, and uses some Insane Troll Logic to justify the 1-star rating.
  • This one is about someone suffering from 30+ "benign" diseases like tuberculosis and malaria. He says that he would've been able to fight them off and become stronger from them if his parents hadn't decided to "weaken" him with vaccines.
  • This one is written in Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe and says that modern medicine is some sort of witchcraft.
  • One of these crosses it once when the narrator's daughter and then wife die of the measles... but then again when the wife, before her death, spreads it to her dog, which shouldn't have been possible, and the man read the book to the dog, who didn't understand it. It crosses it a third time when the dog dies... but then it circles back to being funny when the goldfish also gets the measles and the owner doesn't even try to see if it will survive; he just flushes it down the toilet because it's a "stupid goldfish". Then, the man gets measles but he doesn't even mind since he has the book. He mentions his fever is making it hard for him to read, but Cthulhu reads it to him (implying he's delirious). Then, he gets sleepy and dies in his sleep, and a nurse tells the readers to get vaccinated.
• From the News Parody website The Babylon Bee:
  • "New Disney+ Premium Service Will Send A Satanist Drag Queen To Your House To Teach Your Kids About Communism"
  • "Bars On Migrant Kids' Cages To Be Painted Rainbow Colors For Pride Month"
  • "After Resigning For Sexual Harassment, Cuomo Immediately Hired By CNN"
  • "Compromise: Texas Says Abortion Can Remain Legal But The Baby Gets An AR-15 To Defend Himself"
• Bastard Operator from Hell basically has a Magnificent Bastard that utterly devastates the lives of all around him for his own amusement and self-profit. Sometimes, it delves into pretty dark territory (at least relative to the fact that it's an ostensibly realistic series based around a business workplace).
• This version of Beer Pong.
• Cats that look like Hitler. Enough said.
• Ebola-chan, the Moe Anthropomorphism of the Ebola virus as a Cute Monster Girl. And then, there's ISIS-chan and Corona-chan.
• This Fail Blog entry.
• An Image Macro of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370◊ that called them 2014's hide-and-seek champions. So badly in poor taste that it becomes funny again.
• The Onion:
  • "Congress Takes Group of School Children Hostage."
  • This Onion video.
  • "Manufacturer Recalls Hollow Point Bullets That Fail To Explode Inside Targets."
    "Moving on, Congress announced today that the long debated Darfur aid package will be used for a Darfur memorial instead."
  • "Non-Controversial Christ Painting Under Fire From Art Community" has several strawman artists suggesting ways to portray Jesus more offensively. The article's last illustration, an artwork titled "Crucifuckwad," is over-the-top shock schlock.
• This article for how to do Pig Latin has a list of useful phrases in it... Said list includes "Help!", "Fire!", and "Call the police!", which are things you should not be saying in Pig Latin.
• Imagine having to review a product that's unfortunately named. The product's name can be a reference to suicide, either enforced or not. You could say it's the worst product name ever, or you could make a joke about mass murder. The title of the article? "Ringing in your Ears? Try Quietus as a Final Solution"
• Reddit:
  • The FakeHistoryPorn subreddit gets this kind of humor from time to time. Case in point.
  • The "Racist Minecraft" copypasta, posted on Reddit's /r/copypasta:
    Minecraft is the reason Gen Z is becoming so redpilled. Here's some fun things to think about:
    Steve: A white male ubermensch who conquers nature and carves it into his own dominion. He builds beautiful structures and ingenious redstone technology.
    Zombies: Represent the bugman. Slow, stupid, and outnumber Steve by 100 to 1. They have no ulterior motives beyond consumption.
    Creepers: Represent muslims. Not only do they blow themselves up but they are also green which is a color strongly associated with Islam.
    Enderman: A tall black man who steals shit and can't swim.
    Villagers: Big-nosed merchants who live in the desert and have their hands constantly rubbed together.
    Notch saw that Sweden was getting cucked and made Minecraft in collaboration with Pewdiepie in an effort to redpill the Aryan youth.
• Part of SF Debris' characterization of Gul Dukat — which, keep in mind, is only a mild exaggeration of the canon Gul Dukat — is that of a self-aggrandizing petty tyrant who viewed it his personal mission to sleep with everything on, or in orbit of, Bajor. When Major Kira finds herself at an uncomfortable dinner with him and his illegitimate, half-Bajoran daughter Ziyal (whom Kira is very fond of), she and Dukat engage each other in an increasingly mean-spirited exchange of insults, culminating in:
  Kira: When you go around on your rape sprees, are you worried that you've sired so many bastards, you may accidentally be plowing one of them, or are you just happy that you're finally doing something with your abandoned children? [beat] Again, no offense, Ziyal.
• The following gem on the blog Shit My Students Write has this to offer:
  "Helen Keller was a very naughty child. She never listened to her parents."
• TIME CUBE. Good god, Gene Ray insults Christians and scientists alike and calls everybody idiots and at one point calls free speech in America "Bullshit". But the way he insults everybody so much, the weird fonts, and the huge length of the page among others make this one of the most hilarious sites on the internet.
• R/CursedComments is full of this. Special mention goes out to:
  • The one where a woman's neighbors mistake her yelling at her cat for child abuse. This is what the commentor had to say about it.
    "Phoebe no, you cannot sit at the dinner table! You must eat off the floor!"
    "Phoebe you're sleeping outside tonight!"
    "Phoebe stop acting up! You give me no choice but to remove your uterus and ovaries!"
  • "My Girlfriend is an NSFW artist and once she told someone 'Shut up I can draw your Mom getting f*cked'."
  • On a comment for one of Dream's music videos:
    "This song cured my dad's paralysis. When I played this near him, he got up and did a roundhouse triple spin kick at me."
  • Someone posted a picture of a statue of a hammerhead shark that was made from actual hammerheads. The response?
    "Cool, now make a Sperm Whale."
• r/twosentencehorror has numerous comment sections recontextualizing their often horrific stories as set-ups to macabre jokes:
  • A story about a safari guide preventing efforts to rescue an infant girl from being eaten by wild lions? Disturbing. A comment about using her college fund instead on a Nerf tank? Hilarious, and helped by the original poster's response:
    "My God how could anyone be so insensitive… … … … … … …yes."
  • This story involves a son that jumps to his death. Then someone makes a reference to "Everybody do the flop!" from asdfmovie. Then more people begin making references and allusions to more skits from asdfmovie, ranging from the "I Like Trains" Kid to Mine Turtle. The results are hilarious.
  • A childbirth goes horribly wrong and ends with a Tragic Stillbirth — involving the baby's decapitated head rolling onto the hospital bed. One of the comments, from the POV of the father?
    "I can't believe my wife had an affair with Kirby."
  • A man named Cleetus is forced to overhear his son having sex with Charlie after claiming that they would've been together over his dead body. Several users ended up making jokes about his Hayseed Name and satirizing Hillbilly Incest, culminating in the son being told to bend over and "Squeal like Ned Beatty..." — it's as hysterically offensive as it sounds.
  • Something wailing outside an airlock hatch, despite sound not supposed to be heard in outer space? Unsettling. The comment section making jokes and references to Among Us, to the extent of holding mock emergency meetings? Funny.
  • A little boy puts gold teeth under his pillow for the tooth fairy, unaware that his SS officer father had took them from Jewish victims of the Holocaust. The response of several users to such a horrific and tragic real life genocide? Make hilariously offensive puns related to Nazi Germany, ranging from "Tooth Fuhrer" to "They're Göring to Hell for that joke."
  • One story involves the narrator's leg being amputated by their friend Gordon to be what is all but stated to be an emergency ration. Cue the comment section making Gordon Ramsay and Hell's Kitchen jokes, such as asking for lamb sauce and calling the narrator a "fucking donkey".
  • Park rangers are forced to prevent a parent from diving into a hot spring, forcing them to watch as their infant daughter is cooked alive. Then a comment imagines the horrific situation attracting the attention of Tarrare (infamously known for being an Extreme Omnivore and allegations of him having eaten a baby), who responds thus:
    "AH! AFTER 225 YEARS I'M FREE! IT'S TIME TO EAT EARTH'S BABIES!"
  • A suicide bomber flying an attack helicopter into a day care is horrific. The comment section making references to Charles Calvin from the Henry Stickmin Series, particularly his Heroic Sacrifice in the "Valiant Hero" ending of Completing the Mission is comedy gold.
  • Finding out that God Is Dead, and that proves His existence? Makes for a rather disturbing story... until a comment pops up ordering a police manhunt for Friedrich Nietzsche and naming Graham Chapman as one of God's aliases.
  • An army veteran ominously hints that the opposing forces did not consist of just humans — then somebody makes a joke about The Emu War. And the author in turn makes a joke about emos.
  • Scientists examine soil samples from Mars... and come to the unnerving discovery of plastic, implying there used to be life there. Then a user points out that the plastic can be turned into oil, then another user declares "Looks like mars needs some FREEDOM", and the floodgates are opened for several other users to make jokes about American jingoism, such as singing the opening lyrics of "America, Fuck Yeah".
• Meta-Example: Tropes That Will Never Happen on TV Tropes is full of this, especially the "Too Dangerous" section.
• Knitler.◊ Yes, one of the most infamous dictators of history as an adorable knitted puppet. Surprisingly funny.
  • And while we're on the topic of dictators, have a look at The World's Dictators-Anime Girl Edition! Never has tyranny been so goofily adorable.

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