Credits Gag / Tiny Toon Adventures

A list of gag credits featured in Tiny Toon Adventures.

Season 1 Part 1

The Looney Beginning

• Created By - Buster and Babs^note At the end of the episode, Buster asks the Animator for it, but the Animator refuses, prompting him and Babs to attack him. They somehow end up getting their wish granted.

A Quack in the Quarks

• Secret of Quality Animation - Lotsa Shadows

The Wheel O' Comedy

• Elmyra Fan Club President - Chuck Harvey

Test Stressed

• Enough Television - Go Read a Book

The Buster Bunny Bunch

• Guy With Giant Hands - Art Leonardi

Her Wacky Highness

• The moral of the Story - Elmer Fudd is a dolt^note Even though each episode has its own individual end credits sequence and a gag credit to match, some networks, such as ITV and Cartoon Network use the credits sequence from this episode, regardless of which episode they air.

Journey to the Center of ACME Acres

• Gremlins compliments of - Bob Clampett

Stuff That Goes Bump in the Night

• Produced in the San Fernando Valley - Fer Sure

It's Buster Bunny Time

• Anvils compliments of - ACME Industries

Looking Out For the Little Guy

• Basset Hound Model - Lucy Ruegger^note The short, "Bird-Dog Afternoon" was based on a true story; Tom Ruegger's basset hound, Lucy, saved some baby birds from a hungry cat.

Starting From Scratch

• Cartoon Cliches of - Alan Burnett

Hare-Raising Night

• Dr. Splicer's stand-in - Doug McCarthy

Furrball Follies

• Future Game Show Host - Steve Donmeyer

The ACME Acres Zone

• Moral of Story - Pork is Fattening

Life in the 90's

• Mystery Credit

Rock N' Roar

• Today's Lesson, Kids - Eat your vegetables!

Prom-ise Her Anything

• If you're just tuning in - You're late

Hare Today, Gone Tomorrow

• Moral of Story - We Need More Animators^note Being the first episode in production order, this episode is considered to have some of the worst animation in the series, the majority of it done by Glen Kennedy.

Cinemaniacs

• Ken Boyer's shoes by - Otis

You Asked For It

• Guy who says "Narf" - Eddie Fitzgerald^note As in the "narf" that would later go on to be the catchphrase of Pinky; Pinky was at least partially based off Fitzgerald

Gang Busters

• Free T.V. - You get what you pay for

Citizen Max

• Model for Babs' Feet - Kathryn Yelsa

Wake-up Call of the Wild

• Wayne Kaatz's office hours - 3:15 - 3:45 P.M.

Buster and the Wolverine

• Wolverine Trainer - The Tazmanian Devil

You Asked For It, Part II

• Give A Hoot - Don't Pollute

Hollywood Plucky

• Caricaturist - Bruce Timm

Europe in 30 Minutes

• Travel Arrangements By - The Wackyland Tourist Board

The Wacko World of Sports

• Moral of the Story - Not every show is perfect

Rainy Daze

• Guy who wears suspenders - Jim Reardon

Fields of Honey

• Whatever happened to - McLean Stevenson?

Sawdust and Toonsil

• This program has been edited - For your own good

Spring in ACME Acres

• Today's L.A. Weather - Hot and Smoggy

Psychic Fun-omenon Day

• Favorite Cartoon - "One Froggy Evening"

The Wide World of Elmyra

• Guy With Really Red Face - Kent Butterworth

A Ditch in Time

• Any similarity between this cartoon and the original script is purely coincidental.

Season 1 Part 2

Animaniacs!

• Class Couple - Dougman and Victoria

Career Oppor-toon-ities

• Don't Miss Our Next Show - It's actually entertaining

Strange Tales of Weird Science

• Number of Retakes - Don't Ask

Inside Plucky Duck

• Great Haircut - Alfred Gimeno

The ACME Bowl

• Homecoming Queen - Jean MacCurdy

Dating, ACME Acres Style

• U.S. Vice President - Dan Quayle

Looniversity Daze

• The Show is Over - Go Do Your Homework!

Best O' Plucky Duck Day

• Moral of the Story - Plucky's a Jerk

Hero Hamton

• Capitol of New Jersey - Trenton

Whale's Tales

• Mermaid Model - Sherri Stoner

Ask Mr. Popular

• Brooklyn Dodgers Fan - Mike Fontanelli

Son of Looniversity Daze

• 4 a quality education - Avoid ACME Looniversity

Mr. Popular's Rules of Cool

• Toy Collector - John Dymer

Fairy Tales For the 90's

• The end credits - Just keep going and going and going...

Who Bopped Bugs Bunny?

• Comedy in the wrong hands - A dangerous weapon

Tiny Toon Music Television

• Istanbul - Not Constantinople

The Return to the ACME Acres Zone

• Inter-office memo-corrector - Tom Minton

The ACME Home Shopping Show

• Ms. Personality - Kirstyn Smithen

Weirdest Story Ever Told

• Foghorn Leghorn compliments of - Bob McKinson^note Bob McKimson's name is misspelled.

Viewer Mail Day

• Thanks To Our Loyal Viewers - Both of You

Son of the Wacko World of Sports

• The End Credits - Go By Really Fast

Pollution Solution

• Don't Forget Kids - Recycle!

You Asked For It Again

• These end credits - Are endless, aren't they?

Brave Tales of Real Rabbits

• Guy Who Thinks It's 1947 - Charlie Bean

How Sweetie It Is

• A Tiny Toons Salute to - Friz Freleng

New Character Day

• Special Thanks To - Martin Scott, Teddy Wainwright

Here's Hamton

• Director Emeritus - Norman McCabe

No Toon is an Island

• The Show is Over - Now Go Outside and Play

K-ACME TV

• This is Episode Number 65 - Just in Case You're Counting^note While this episode is indeed the 65th in production order, it was also meant to be the 65th in airing order, but "High Toon" was held up during production, making it the season finale instead.

High Toon

• Coyotes Compliments of - Chuck Jones

Season 2

Pledge Week

• Quick Question: Those Babes around Arnold - What kind of animals were they?

Going Places

• Moral of Story (Choose One):
  A. Eat More Meat.
  B. Don't Play With Matches.
  C. Never Put a Bowling Ball in Your Underwear.

Elephant Issues

• Today's Lesson - Reading Ir Berry Impertant

Hog Wild Hamton

• Disclaimer - The humor in today's show does not represent anything that was ever found in any way funny by anyone who ever lived.

Playtime Toons

• Congratulations! - You have just wasted a half hour of your life!

Toon Physics

• Top 5 "Toon Physics" Facts:
  5. "Cub For Grub" becomes funny when you watch it backwards.
  4. Sneezer is actually a 45-year-old man.
  3. Barky Marky was in this episode.
  2. The Boy in the Orange Hat is actually Danny Bonaduce.
  1. We wanted Carl Sagan to do the wraparounds, but he snubbed us. Go figure.

ACME Cable TV

• The characters in this program are fictitious, and any similarity to any real person is purely coincidental, etc, etc., so don't sue us, OK? Thanks.

Buster and Babs Go Hawaiian

• Please mail your unsolicited manuscripts along with a self-addressed, stamped envelope to - Some other show!

Henny Youngman Day

• Top 4 Henny Youngman "Savers":
  4. Here's another one you may not like.
  3. How can you people sleep with the TV on?
  2. Two, three, four... is anyone still watching?
  1. We will pray silently for the episode that just died.

Love Disconnection

• Don't tell anyone - Fifi is secretly engaged to Paul Dini

Kon Ducki

• ABBA Spelled Backwards - Is ABBA

Sepulveda Boulevard

• Moral of the story - Wipe your feet
• Miss Elmyra's hair and make-up by: - Floyd the Barber

Take Elmyra Please

• Hey, kids! - Did you spot Waldo?

Season 3

Thirteensomething

• The character of "Flint" is in no way based on Flint Dille. - Honest, Flint. No, really.

New Class Day

• Black and white - Is cheaper to paint

Fox Trot

• Steven's Car Phone # - 555-5555 ($1.95 Per Minute)

What Makes Toons Tick

• What these three cartoons have in common - Nothing

Flea For Your Life

• It didn't work on paper - It doesn't work on film

The Return of Batduck

• Plucky's cape courtesy of - Seigfried and Roy

Toons Take Over

• Hey! We lost a paperclip! Whoever took it, give it back right now! - Oh, wait. We found it. Never mind.

Toons From the Crypt

• We gave Concord Condor a new haircut - And he still isn't funny

Two-Tone Town

• Quote of the day - "Do you like our butts and ears better up or down?"

Buster's Directorial Debut

• "Buster's Directorial Debut" Is Also - Buster's Directorial Swan Song

Washingtoon

• Guess What We Are?
  A. Republicans
  B. Democrats
  C. As of this broadcast being investigated by the F.B.I.

Toon TV

• Name inadvertently omitted in "The Name Game" - Plucky

Grandma's Dead

• TV Guide said that writer, Deanna Oliver, was "Deliciously Clever" - but that was another episode.

Music Day

• Just between us - Letterman should have gotten the Carson gig.^note A reference to the fact that many were upset that Jay Leno replaced Johnny Carson on The Tonight Show instead of David Letterman

The Horror of Slumber Party Mountain

• Elmyra's Wardrobe By - Miss Take.

Sports Shorts

• Appearing as Sea Monkeys - Brine Shrimp
• Recipe for "Brine Shrimp La Fume":
  8,000 Tsp. Brine Shrimp 1 Clove Garlic, 1/2 lb. Butter Boil Brine Shrimp until screaming. Mix with other ingredients and beat into hysteria. Serve on a tennis court.

Weekday Afternoon Live

• We thought this would be funny - But Nooooooo!

A Cat's Eye View

• Sherri Stoner's favorite gag - That John Candied-Yam bit

Best of Buster Day

• Hey, we won an Emmy! - But not for this episode

It's A Wonderful Tiny Toons Christmas Special

• Stop watching these credits - And go buy us a really nice gift!

Specials

Tiny Toon Adventures: Spring Break Special

• It's Palm Sunday! - You just missed "60 Minutes"

Tiny Toon Adventures: Night Ghoulery

• The Brain appears courtesy of - ACME Labs

Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation

• Reason this movie went Straight to home video - Cuz it's so darned good!
• Original running time: - 8 hours, 47 minutes
• Hey, what about that Urkel kid? - Is he funny or what?
• First Theatrical Screening - June 8, 1991, Old Orchard Theater, Skokie, Illinois^note This was confirmed by Tom Ruegger that it was shown on this very date.
• Last Theatrical Screening - (Same as above.)
• This film has been edited - For your protection.
• Do not back up - Severe tire damage
• Man in sound recording booth who pushes that funny red button a lot - Link Poonie
• Moral of the Story (Pick one):
  1. Enjoy your vacation.
  2. Relish your youth.
  3. Don't pick up chainsaw-wielding hitchhikers.
  4. Feature length movies should not have 18 different plots.
• Additional viking dialogue - Jerry Van Dyke
• These end credits - Are interminable
• Top 4 reasons a caricature of David Letterman is in this video:
  4. We admire his comedy stylings.
  3. We wanted to use Merv Griffin, but he threatened to sue.
  2. We needed some filler.
  1. We're brown-nosing weasels who want him to mention us on his show.
• Other stuff done by - Some guy named Bob.
• And That's the Final End Credit.
  [Five or so seconds of blank screen]
  We Lied.
• Valhalla - As himself
• Our only regret - Joe Piscopo
• Woman who cleans studio - Queegee Bananahoe
• The characters in this photoplay are ficitious. Any similarity to persons living, dead, or undead, for that matter, is purely coincidental.
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