Yeah, they're really not helping here (and not just because of the obvious).
Epic: Superteenage Wasteland is a comic-book series by Tyler James, Fico Osso and Matt Zolman, and published by Comix Tribe.
Eric Ardor was once your typical teenage boy living in Miami before an accident imbued him with a full complement of superheroes. Naturally, he decided to use these powers for good, putting on a costume and calling himself Epic. Unfortunately for him, his powers come with big weakness - they crap out in the presence of attractive girls.
This series contains examples of:
- Dating Catwoman: Epic once dated his arch-nemesis Sinistress. He's not proud of it.
- Eye Beams: When his powers actually work, Eric can blast people with his eyes.
- Flying Brick: At full power, Eric has super-strength, super-speed, flight, and optic blasts.
- Weaksauce Weakness: All of Eric's powers crap out in the presence of a pretty girl.
